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AMBER NEW MOVIE - One-Eyed Monster

Postby lilkatie » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:52 pm

Amber Benson - "One-Eyed Monster" Movie - She joins the cast of this comedy-horror film CHECK IT OUT AT IMDB anybody know anything else about this
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE

Postby emma peel » Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:13 pm

All I have to say about her new movie is
HOLY COW!
Amber in a movie with Veronica Hart. Oh, my. :lmao
PS I have an odd sense of humor.
Thanks for the post, lilkatie!
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE

Postby lilkatie » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:47 pm

lmao i didn't relize who veronica hart was so i looked it up OMG okies should be interesting thanks for that emma hehehe!
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE

Postby emma peel » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:16 pm

You're welcome. Her name was familiar, so I looked her up on imdb, and voila, there she was.
I'm one of the more "mature" kittens, but I don't recall seeing her in any previous film, even though at one time much earlier in my life, I had a brief interest in "those types of films," but it was just a phase I was going through. :lol
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE

Postby CaptMurdock » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:10 am

emma peel wrote:You're welcome. Her name was familiar, so I looked her up on imdb, and voila, there she was.
I'm one of the more "mature" kittens, but I don't recall seeing her in any previous film, even though at one time much earlier in my life, I had a brief interest in "those types of films," but it was just a phase I was going through.


Yeah, didn't we all have that phase...

Boy, talk about a long and distinguished list of credits... I wonder if Amber knows or will find out ... knowing Amber, probably either won't care or be really fascinated.
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE

Postby GoodWitch » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:22 pm

emma peel wrote:I'm one of the more "mature" kittens, but I don't recall seeing her in any previous film, even though at one time much earlier in my life, I had a brief interest in "those types of films," but it was just a phase I was going through.

I'm one of the more mature kittens too and I have no clue who Veronica Hart is...
But I do know who Amber is. If this movie is only going to be on cable, I'm sunk. But if it will be in the theaters, I'm there!
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE

Postby Kendahl897 » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:53 pm

Somehow I think this is going to be a movie along the lines of DATE MOVIE or SCARY MOVIE. Fun, but not likely to win any awards. ;-)
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE

Postby dlline » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:55 pm

I get that feeling too. Plus, I can't find a thing about it anywhere.

Has anyone else been able to find anything?
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE

Postby CaptMurdock » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:56 am

Kendahl897 wrote:Somehow I think this is going to be a movie along the lines of DATE MOVIE or SCARY MOVIE. Fun, but not likely to win any awards.


Maybe not, but it might get Amber some desperately-needed exposure. The girl needs some income to do some more of her movies, y'know. And I would love it if this movie showcased Amber's comedic talents.
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE

Postby Kendahl897 » Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:56 pm

Oh, I'm not criticizing. We all have to do what it takes to pay the bills and finance better projects. . Amber earned (and has kept) my respect a long time ago when she gave up a good paycheck out of empathy for her fans. The exposure will be good for her. :wtkiss
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE

Postby Brianna » Sat Apr 14, 2007 5:13 am

I've been busy and out of the world for some time and wow I enter the board and.. amber new movie!! I wish it not being like scary movie cause it dosent seem funny for me.... Im gonna chek Imd KNOW!!! thanks for the god news!!!
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE

Postby GoodWitch » Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:07 am

[quote="Kendahl897"][/quote]

Hey Kendah, Since I'm not always in the 'Know' regarding specific things our girls have done, would you mind saying what you are refering to when you say Amber passed up a paycheck out of consideraton for her fans? What did she do?
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE

Postby Kendahl897 » Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:29 pm

Hey Goodwitch,
You're from Boston huh? I just spent several lovely days there.
As for Amber..what I meant was that Amber was asked to come back for one episode at the beginning of season 7. She would have been playing the First Evil disguised as Tara trying to convince Willow to go kill herself in the library scene. Amber refused out of consideration for her fans. She thought they had been hurt enough and didn't wish to add to the pain. So as I was saying, anything she does now has my full support. :wtkiss
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE - One-Eyed Monster

Postby Ben Varkentine » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:16 pm

my favorite horror-movie review site, Arrow in the Head, has an item about Amber's new movie:

http://www.joblo.com/arrow/index.php?id=14534

--as well as a photo of Amber from whichever or other magazine's photoshoot that was (Stuff?). In other words, you've probably seen it, but it won't hurt you to see it again... :blush
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE - One-Eyed Monster

Postby taralicious » Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:42 pm

I'd paper the walls of my house with that photo.
I'll ask the local printers to run a banner of that photo stretching across the ceiling.
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE - One-Eyed Monster

Postby Ben Varkentine » Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:00 pm

So you like it, then? ;-)
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE - One-Eyed Monster

Postby lilkatie » Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:06 pm

http://oneeyedmonstermovie.com thats a little trailer of the movie just copy paste it whatever lol just a few little bits of amber and the shortest trailer ever enjoy
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE - One-Eyed Monster

Postby WebWarlock » Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:35 pm

Ron FREAKING Jeremy is in this too. Wow.

This is either going to be great or suck really bad, but damn you have to respect Amber for this one. She is really into trying out something new here.

An Veronica Hart. Oh yeah, I remember her.

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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE - One-Eyed Monster

Postby taralicious » Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:07 pm

Now that's the kind of film I'd pay to see, even without Amber in the cast.
Now if they could only work zombie strippers into the plot, we're talking gold.
Oh wait, that was Jenna Jameson, wasn't it? Sorry.
Someone needs to write a script with Amber playing a zombie stripper, or is that just me?
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE - One-Eyed Monster

Postby AmbersSecretAdmirer » Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:05 pm

Okay, here's the link to the full version of this trailer. Warn you its got some fairly crude language in it but it does look hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zsd4rVqwtc

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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE - One-Eyed Monster

Postby taralicious » Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:24 pm

I'll definitely pay money to see this. This has cult classic written all over it. At last a novel twist on the people stranded in the remote log cabin cliche. Defending themselves from that certain something of Ron Jeremy's.
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE - One-Eyed Monster

Postby CaptMurdock » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:18 pm

Oh, goody, Charles Napier's in this!

I love this bit: "Laura, we need the panties you're wearing!" and she has them off like a second later! How'd she do that without taking her pants off?
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE - One-Eyed Monster

Postby Ben Varkentine » Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:41 pm

Can't all girls do that?
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE - One-Eyed Monster

Postby Dorothy » Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:59 pm

Ben Varkentine wrote:Can't all girls do that?

I can but if itś without ripping em it'll take 10 to 30 seconds
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE - One-Eyed Monster

Postby Nue » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:48 am

anyone can post the movie here? :pray
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE - One-Eyed Monster

Postby Ben Varkentine » Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:03 am

Dorothy wrote:
Ben Varkentine wrote:Can't all girls do that?

I can but if itś without ripping em it'll take 10 to 30 seconds


Good to know.
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE - One-Eyed Monster

Postby magicdanw » Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:05 pm

Ben Varkentine wrote:Can't all girls do that?
It all depends how boring you are in the order in which you put on your clothes
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE - One-Eyed Monster

Postby willowlove » Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:23 am

Amber and Ron Jeremy were on Loveline last night promoting this film's release on DVD (Amazon listing). You might be able to find audio at the show's website, but I think that costs money. Also if you're in the East it might be airing tonight (4/30). Know that Ron Jeremy does the majority of the talking; only 2 people called in with questions for Amber.
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE - One-Eyed Monster

Postby dlline » Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:24 am

I ordered the film, and it's on it's way. Should be here today or tomorrow. I'll let everyone know how it is.
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Re: AMBER NEW MOVIE - One-Eyed Monster

Postby taralicious » Fri May 01, 2009 5:30 pm

OEM is hysterically funny and the sort of high-concept hybrid film that Hollywood can't seem to come out with.
Charles Napier rules as the grizzled Vietnam vet mountain man playing the Robert Shaw in "Jaws" character who's seen the titular character before.
Amber gives a masterclass once again shining in the deadpan comic delivery the script gives her.
The jokes fly far and fast and Ron is the William Shatner of Adult FIlm in the way he is so gung-ho to send up the mythology and legend of his OEM.
OEM is the cult film that other cult films should aspire to.
Buy the DVD. Ron, Amber, Charles Napier, Veronica Hart, Candace Hart...
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