New Fic: Darkness Falls

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

well good B (using initials is cool, can we?) your back! going for a while, just like work (*bumps Kris*) is highly overrated, just like sleep - it's almost 2am here, and see i'm still awake.

and yep, about our ancestors, does that make Willy the Conqueror a relative of Poe as well? - i didn't wanna brag myself about ancestry and stuff but Poe's neighbour, Mr. Wilks was married to Emily, the grandmother of Virginia Woolf's hair-dresser (who had emigrated to the States in the 1840), whose daughter Nancy returned to England at the tender age of 13 to become the bride of the Duke of Yellowworchester, who in turn became parents of Marcia, Anne, Mary, Emily Jr., Lloyd and Cynthia (who later studied drama, but enjoyed so much during her studies at Oxford to just braid the hair of her room-mates that she decided to pursue this career), she eventually gave birth in 1947 to Michael Andrew Jimmy Norton III, who became the English Ambassador in Romania and here, while having a picnic in the countryside met my mother's maid, the daughter of Prince James' VIII milkman, who had a secret affair with one of his many illegitimate daughters (not the prince, the milkman), who had given birth (not the milkman, but his daughter) to my mother's sister Erica, who later was recognized as a full member of the royal family - anyway, somehow i'm sure i'm some kind of princess myself by origin.

and you must GIVE AMBER BACK, i just borrowed her to you. *just can't trust people nowadays anymore*

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[KrisBo5]

Hey, Willow, er, um, I mean C,

Take a breath! B-R-E-A-T-H-E!!! Whew, that was fast and long and wow! I bow before the princess that is you. Now I must get that update finished. . .

Kris

"Frellthat!"

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

sorry, you know - i had to prove how i got my royal rank.

and no need to bow, i'm not so much with the pomp & circumstance.

yay - update and you do it again: keeping me up all night! but hey it's you: i love yellow-crayon-bracky-Kris and i love tick-tick-taunty-Kris, if the update's gonna find an end, where would i wanna be? ....

C

PS: B you've disappeared again, now when the good stuff is about to come.

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

sorry, you know - i had to prove how i got my royal rank.

and no need to bow, i'm not so much with the pomp & circumstance.

yay - update and you do it again: keeping me up all night! but hey it's you: i love yellow-crayon-breaky-Kris and i love tick-tick-taunty-Kris, if the update's gonna find an end, where would i wanna be? ....

C

PS: B you've disappeared again, now when the good stuff is about to come.

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[KrisBo5]

C,

Now, I must tell you, you're a youngster -- you must go to bed now! It is what? 3 AM where you are? Go! Sleep! We will be here when you wake.

And, I still bow before you. . . .

Update nearing completion. . .tick, tick, tick, tick, DING! return. . .tick, tick, tick

Kris

"Frell that!"

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

i don't wanna sleep.

you're thread is so cosy and fun. i like it here.

don't bow. i don't like having minions (well ok, except for sexual favours - oh, i wish...)

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[singgirl]

I'm here! I'm here! We just had a bad storm that nocked the DSL out, so I was offline for a while. Woohoo!! joinging the harassing ranks in the presence of royalty! Woohoo! Nam that's pretty cool though. Sexual favors huh? I have been rather deprived lately....*bows* at your service.

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

B's back

yep, i'm royal - and you *bow* but you won't bow - well, good to be royal, that's all i can say! but you still have to return Amber!!!

deprivation is bad; we have food-deprivation, water-deprivation, internet-deprivation, smokes-deprivation - all bad, but nothing compared to the other deprivation, you get my drift. we must do something about it! like now, cuz the consequences are bad after too much time. and hey: i'm here to serve and protect. so, no matter what it is, i am here to help. and we can skip the royal pomp ritual and everything.

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[KrisBo5]

C: Sexual favors, huh? Well, hmm, er, uh, various sounds of hesitation. Well, I will be in Europe shortly. Oops!



Bev: Where do you live that you had such a bad storm? Texas or the Midwest someplace? Glad you’re safe.



Kris



“Frell that!”

[singgirl]

Alright, alright, I shall return Amber unharmed.... But i am sooo not happy about that. Not that I would harm her...molestation maybe... but ya know...and yes, deprivation is horrid...been over 2 months...I think sex is like air, it's not important until you aren't getting any.

[KrisBo5]

Please! Two months. That's nothing! I haven't had any er, um, well, I wouldn't know anything about that, uh, well, er, hey look, nice weather isn't it? Well, not where you are Bev, but, um, hey look at the time, would ya?

K

"Frell that!"

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Kris,

see i knew i just had to throw in something to suddenly make Europe much more appealing to you!

B,

c'mon i know you're there!



and suddenly it strikes me: there was no harassing Kris going on for quite a while. i'm sure Kris you already feel neglected. so: do i get to read it this night still? and is there much W/T goodness (see, i graciously assume there is)?

C



HEY,

that's unfair, you were both faster than me.

and yes, B: i want her unharmed and if possible untouched, i don't want you to warp her innocent mind - what's left for me to do then?????

Kris,

LOL, yep, nice wheather, look, it's night here ...

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

Edited by: IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous at: 7/9/02 5:44:49 pm

[KrisBo5]

C,

Europe, America, heck Antarctica, you know what I'm sayin? And, no, sorry, nothing tonite I'm afraid. You see, I've been playing around with my post-pals all day, and now I have take-home work to do, so. . . Now go to sleep! You can harass me tomorrow!

K

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Kris,

bad, bad post-pals, suits them just fine - HEY, that's us.

i not sleepy anymore, honestly!

can we play some more?

in a couple of hours i'll have had to wake up anyway, if i had slept.

B,

you got the return-Amber-instructions - good.

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

B,

i love you're harassing! you're just too much.

NO, i'm not going to bed.

and i majored in German literature and minored in English, so i'm qualified as well - we should harass Kris to let us beta-read her updates, or bribe her or something. we must devise a plan.

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[KrisBo5]

C & B,

Such a bad influence on me. I love it – my life needs some bad influence. Now, off I go, through the melee that is the LA Freeway system to my humble abode. You’re right – screw work! I’ll write & come in early tomorrow! B, how old are you? In college? Hmm, you two are just youngsters!!!

K

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Kris,

and there she goes.

should i go or should i stay?

well, thanks for the party. you two rock!

bye, see you, to-day.

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[KrisBo5]

B,

I think C went to bed finally. Can you believe it??? Hmm, bribes for beta reading??? Hmm, what do I want??? That's a loaded question, isn't it? 19? Way too young, but maybe I will send you guys a bit of it for fun. Email me your address -- mine is in the disclaimer. Bye for now!

K

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

yeah B,

we should definitely beta-read, they taught us a lot of grammar and spelling in school, bloody Communist schooling-system, so we're fine. we just need to harass Kris well enough. you're good at this, believe in yourself you can do it - do i sound like a guru yet?! - lack of sleep.

but yes, we'll succeed. we have a dream...without the sleeping thing.

Kris i miss you already, you didn't have to go home, don't they have couches there at work??

well, ...

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[singgirl]

woohoo!! possibilities!! me likee that!! C, I thought you went to bed....don't you have t get up soon or something? Well, i suppose you know what is best for you, oh sleepless guru.

[singgirl]

awww....everybody left me...

[singgirl]

*sings to self a song by three dog night* one is the lonliest number that you'll ever do.....

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Kris & B,

well, i'm back, and yes Kris i did indeed sleep 4 hours. ok, satisfied now?

and the harassing can go on, i just have to find B...

Kris i gave you my e-mail adress, so feel free - no better, feel compelled to let me know the number of W/T goodness in the next update! i'm the royal offspring, you know - that must impress you somehow.

and do make a list with what you want, anything, B may be under age (you Americans must be 21 to be of age, us Romanians just 18) - but i'm NOT, not that this would be an important detail ...

C

so the party has just started again!

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[singgirl]

C!! You're back!!! Woohoo!! Wow, when you said you don't sleep much, you really weren't playing!! And what am I under age for?? I can do everything but buy alchohol....I'm a legal adult, so nah!! Okay, so I may not have the maturity level of one, but still....and i think Kris left us, she may be sleeping or something, wierdo.

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

hey B,

still hanging in there, you're a real trooper, i love that you sang to yourself. LOL

i saw you harassing other writers as well, have i said that i love that.

yeah, and Kris, definitely weird that she's sleeping, she should be up writing THE update, and i think that even if she's not sleeping it seems she can only go online from work. this sucks.

so, Kris, wake up! what do we have to do, do a striptease to keep you from sleeping? (shit, there is not stripping emoticon!). so leave sleep and report to your loyal harassing fans with good news of a soon to be posted update!

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[singgirl]

lol harassment is what i do best, i must say....if she can only be online at work....Dear god!! kris!! bring a laptop to italy!!!!!!!!!

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

hey B,

i don't know for sure if she can only go online from work, i just was under the impression that this is what it was like.

yep, you're sure good at harassing.

keep up the good harassing.

C

KRIS WAKE UP!

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[singgirl]

Thanx for the compliment, C. Nobody appreciates a good harassing now....*sigh* and I agree... Wake up Kris!! I don't care if it's only 1:40 AM!!

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

B,

i was just stating the truth. and i DO appreciate harassing, if somebody only would ... ok, let's not go down that line.

C

Kris were art thou? - answer: in bed, typing away the update. say it's true!

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[singgirl]

Hey there again C! What line is it that you wish not to go down? Hmmmm?? poor Kris...there is no rest for the wicked!! mwahahahaha!