by thiswomanswork » Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:06 am
Across the Universe.
1: "Something not even money can buy. The Knives of (______)."
2: "...Knives? Oh yeah, seriously. That's something money can't buy. Knives! One time I went into this cutlery store and said, 'Here's a hundred thousand dollars. Can I buy a knife?' They said, 'No. Money can't buy knives.' Guess that's why you hardly ever see them around... '...on the third day of their expidition, they came across a giant rubber plant. Unfortunately, they could not cut it down, for as we all know, money can't buy knives. Walking around the plant, they continued on to the shores of (______).'"
1: "Is there no way we can shut this chattering monkey up?!"
3: "You know, I'd cut him, but... I don't have a knife."