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Spartacus: Blood & Sand

Postby Hemiola » Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:58 am

Well, well, well, so we have a new "Roman" series. Unfortunately, unlike the recent "Rome" series on HBO, which was both historically based and airmed at authenticity, this one seems to be aiming at the "BT&A" market, capitalizing on such things as "The Matrix" and "300".

But wait! Things aren' t quite so black and white as that. The producer is none other than Robert Tapert, creator/producer of "Xena". And Mrs. Tapert herself, Lucy Lawless, has a role in the series (and flaming red hair to boot!!). The music is by Joseph LoDuca, who scored so many "Xena" episodes, and--surprise, surprise--the writer of this first episode was Kittenfriend Steven S. DeKnight (who, you will recall, was the only "Buffy"-connected writer to ever express any regret about Tara publically). Small world, ain't it? ;-)

So what have we got here? Well, like I said up top, we are offered much T&A, both male and female, and even full frontal nudity. The blood flows like a mighty river: they must have used gallons of the fake stuff, and added even more with CGI. Limbs and heads go flying with the greatest of ease, all pointedly overcranked à la "The Matrix". As in "300" warriors are fighting nearly nude, even in the snow. Color temperatures go from natural to nearly black & white in seconds, as if they'd found a new toy to play with.

And all this is about what? Thracian warrior Spartacus is enslaved by the Romans. That's it for the first episode. Is this going to improve later on? I can't say. But as a lover of "period" pieces, I think I'll stick with it a little while longer to find out how it develops. After all, given the people involved, I figure it can't be a total stinkaroo.

Of course, the best take on Spartacus remains the 1960 Kubrick film. Be sure to see it if you haven't. :)
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Re: Spartacus: Blood & Sand

Postby Kieli » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:49 pm

I have to say, after having watched the first episode, there was far too little Lucy.....but every actor they picked to be a sleazeball with no honour, I'd have picked anyway LOL! Heavy on the gratuitous sex (with lots of angle shots in case you missed the intent :D) and the blood thing was so overused, it bored me (which is saying quite a lot).

Right now, I'm going to stick it out for a few additional episodes, just to see if LL's part gets meatier (oh the double entendres that went through my mind, considering the series sexual content). Thus far, Rome is still far and away better IMHO. I swear, it was like watching porn with at least more plot than average porn. *shudder*
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Re: Spartacus: Blood & Sand

Postby WebWarlock » Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:57 am

I don't know if we can go as fall as say "Kittenfriend" but his apology here did mean quite a bit.

I saw the ads for this, but have not checked it out at all.
It looks like it could be fun.

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Re: Spartacus: Blood & Sand

Postby abarda » Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:30 pm

I will watch it someday. But it's only because of Lucy Lawless (big Xena fan here)
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Re: Spartacus: Blood & Sand

Postby Hemiola » Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:23 am

So we got to see more of LL in this second episode, including much more of her than we ever got to see in "Xena" (and, yeah, it was totally worth it ;-) ). If you consider that she is no longer a youngster, she is looking very luscious indeed.

Having said this, though, I have to agree with Kieli's remark above: that watching this series seems an awful lot like watching "porn-without-the-porn". Slave-girls hang around the ludus topless, and nude gladiators flex in the arena and elsewhere; Batiatus and Lucretia even have their own personal "stroke slaves" to get them started on sex. All of this in the service of advancing plot points that could have been dealt with in a half an hour.

Oh well, it was good to see so much of the lovely Lucy. I wonder if Renee O'Connor will show up in a future episode??
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Re: Spartacus: Blood & Sand

Postby abarda » Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:37 am

I wonder if Renee O'Connor will show up in a future episode??

I doubt. I've read somewhere that Renee is now focused on indie movies, and her own projects, with her "ROC Productions". But it would be wonderful to see her and LL acting together again!
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Re: Spartacus: Blood & Sand

Postby Kieli » Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:51 pm

Hemiola wrote:So we got to see more of LL in this second episode, including much more of her than we ever got to see in "Xena" (and, yeah, it was totally worth it ). If you consider that she is no longer a youngster, she is looking very luscious indeed.

Having said this, though, I have to agree with Kieli's remark above: that watching this series seems an awful lot like watching "porn-without-the-porn". Slave-girls hang around the ludus topless, and nude gladiators flex in the arena and elsewhere; Batiatus and Lucretia even have their own personal "stroke slaves" to get them started on sex. All of this in the service of advancing plot points that could have been dealt with in a half an hour.

Oh well, it was good to see so much of the lovely Lucy. I wonder if Renee O'Connor will show up in a future episode??

I think seeing a LOT more of LL is a bit of an understatement, don't you think? *brain explodes right onto the screen* The bells in my brain sounded the warning as soon as we got to see Lucy's "upper assets" through her decidedly thin shift. I barely got through the episode without saying "Oh my bloody hells..."

Despite that....I really think that Tapert could have done better. Sam Raimi ditched Spiderman 3 for this?!!
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