Dare response

[Misanthropic_Ninja]

Ok, so random people reading this, I was dared to post an embarrassing childhood story here, so here we go:

When I was a kid, I pretty much used to drive my school nuts by refusing to wear our school dress. Instead I always wore the P.E uniform. One day, my mum managed to convince me to wear the school dress because I was getting an award (I was in year 2, so 7 years old)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANY who, because I'm Aussie and our country is hot as all fuck we had our school assembly outside.

I realised halfway through me and my classmate's presentation that I had forgotten to do what I did sometimes while wearing the shorts.
You guessed it! 200 kids, teachers and parents saw my hoo hoo.
Thank you windy Australian weather!

[Ariel]

Okay, you're on!

I was playing a Renaissance Washerwoman at the Paramount ranch in Agoura, California in my late teens. Part of my contract involved doing improvisational combat. Just rough and tumble, never got hurt and everyone took care of each other. Anyway, I was 'fighting' this big guy in my costume of two skirts, long shift, leather bodice, etc. when the guy picked me up by my ankles and lifted me into the air. No worries (he was a sweet guy) until my skirts flipped down over my head and I was bare to the air. About 1 half second later he put me back on my feet and we finished the fight. I was totally embarrassed and tried to convince myself that it had happened so quickly that no one had seen anything. So I asked my Assisstant Director if she had noticed anything in the blur of motion.

She answered slowly, enjoying the opportunity, and said "if you hadn't been so white, so glowingly, glaringly white - it was like two moons rose into the sky." Of course I thanked her for her honesty!

Well, I'm not a teenager anymore and now I can just laugh at the whole crazy thing. I still perform a variety of historical characters but, believe me, I always dress for safety!

Ariel