Fic: Vignette Series

[AutumnT]

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"Umm ... it's an arm," Willow said slowly.

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Now that scares me more than the blow up sheep I saw in one...

Autumn

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It grated, like something forced in where it doesn't belong.

[tommo]

Excellent. I love the idea of Willow and Tara in a sex shop. Or you know, anything else with "sex" in the title.

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What kind of lesbians are you? You love men so much...go love men!

[katydid]

Sass...these last two updates have just been priceless.....hee hee. The clerk greeting the girls by name...I laughed out loud at that one. I can just imagine them blushing bright red. And the whole arm bit....



Oh my...with such updates I am waiting on the edge of my seat for the next chapter.

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She practically had genuine molded plastic stamped on her ass.

[MadeinNZ]

So funny. So very funny.



And as much as I hate to admit it (cause it kind of reminds me that I lead a sheltered life) but I'm with Jen here. What is the "arm" for? Please be gentle with me.

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"When someone falls for Willow, they stay fallen" - Normal Again

[Imperfectly Me]

Uhm...the "arm"....if it's the same toy I'm thinking of....is ended in either a folded-fingered hand or a fist....uhm, if that info helps y'all any. I'm not going to explain what it's used for, cause...uh....um...a sweet, innocent, virginal dyke like me would have no clue what that would be used for..right? *Evil grin*



Aim

[nika]

Hee-hee-ha-ha-har-har *snigger*snicker*lol*GAsp*

yer...*whew* killin'...me!

[TrueXena]

Interesting to say the least! I love the way the clerk knew them by name, and I love the fact that Dawn was drunk. Great update, waiting for more.

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Tara: "C-can you just be kissing me now?" - in 'Entropy'

Tara: "Its good to be a chicken casserole." -in 'Answering Darkness' By: Sassette

Tara: "Evil's....good." - in 'Seeing Red' (shooting script)

[Jennpurr]

Hee.... Aim, Okay... I get it now. That's what I was thinking, but I wasn't sure. Hmmm... I guess it shows how naive I am. Anyway...



TX, that avatar of yours. OMG.... Makes me Kinda like Xita's. I can't stop staring at it.



Jen

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"Alyson Hannigan is a frickin' amazing kisser."Amber Benson
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Mi corazon perdido en ti...

[Lindy]

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"Y'know, I think it's time to go," Willow said quickly, looking at the fake arm and wincing.



"Oh, yes, definitely," Tara said, nodding vigorously.

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Oh my, I can perfectly picture both of them in that moment, that is so like I'd expect them to react, hee. Damn this was funny



And Dawn is so much like her big sis.. you know, if there was no whinning you could also put a drunk Buffy into the shop with Willow and Tara, much to the same effect, hehe.



And thanks Sassette for this series. I may not reply every time but I am enjoying each piece, you write them both so well; a pleasure to read.

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Buffy: Kill the bad fairy... destroy the bad fairy's
powercenter, whatever, and all the troubles go away? ...

World is what it is. We fight. We die. Wishing
doesn't change that.

Giles: I have to believe in a better world.

[wiccachica]

Who got in a heap of trouble reading Sass-fic at work?



(raises hand)



Who didn't care and would gladly shirk her job, her cooshy lifestyle, and her flat to read this out of this world greatness?



(raises hand again)



Sass...once again...I stand in awe of you....when I'm not rolling on the floor in stitches.



Just the word boobies makes me giggle as it is...thank you for a fic riddled with the word!



-niki

" I mock you with my Monkey Pants!" - OZ


" You're NOT the source of me" - Buffy


" If you imps are lookin for a fight, then ya come to the Chapel Oblige-ya!!" - Legend

[Sassette]

**anon: Yes, very painful indeed. Heh. Which is why I did that. Heh.



**Grimaldi: Luckily, Dawn was a little too inebriated to notice *G*



**Tulipp: LOL .. I hope you had fun, umm... *cough* "filling the void", as it were ...



Gosh, that sounded much dirtier than it did in my head.



**oneinten: Heh ... thank you *G* And, gosh ... I kinda' wanna' hear that story ... *G*



**xita: It could've been worse than the arm? Gosh, I had no idea. And of course they got out of there fast ... how fun would a sex shop be with your surrogate daughter/little sister? And, really ... what are the chances of me writing AW or LW? Hmmm?



**Jennpurr: It was just some filler - glad you liked it. Basically, I called it an interlude, because I just sort of started typing it after replies, instead of actually sitting down and writing it in Word and pasting it in, like I usually do.



**VampNo12: Heh ... thank you. I think, really, I've been writing these silly grinny things because I'm so very close to really working on LD, which will, of course, be all angsty. It's good to get some shiny happy grinnings out first. *shrug*



**Autumn: Yeah, well, I don't do >anything< what that. Blow up sheep? I'm SO not going to ask. I >SO< don't want to know.



**tommo: Hee Hee ... Oh, Ruth. How do I love thee?



**katydid: Heh ... sorry ... I have no idea when the next vignette will be *G* But I'm glad you liked this one.



**MadeinNZ: Thanks! *G* And I'm >so< glad someone else answered that question.



**Imperfectly Me: Heh ... erm ... right. I find it ... well, actually, I'm not surprised >someone< on this board knew what that was.



**nika: *snicker* Glad I could amuse you *G*



**TX: Heh ... I always know what bits you'll like. I'll be sitting there, writing, and I'll say to myself - boy, THAT'S going to crack TX up *G*



**Jennpurr: Not naive ... sheltered. There's a difference *G* Or at least, that's what I tell myself



**Lindy: Gosh, thank you *G* And yeah ... I really see Dawn as a kind of Mini-Me for Buffy, only taller, whinier, and without the super powers *G*



**wiccachica: Heh ... I hope you didn't get into TOO much trouble *G* But thank you - I'm really glad you liked it *G*



Okay, everybody - now, about this "arm" thing. I just feel like I should mention that this is kind of a true story. I, however, was not present. Lo these many years ago, when I was just a young thing, and most of my friends were a year older, this good little Christian girl turned 18. Somehow, she found herself in this social circle filled with, welll ... people who were most definitely NOT good little Christians. Anyway, on her 18th birthday (and I want to stress again that I wasn't there *G*), they took her to a sex shop. Where she saw The Arm. Where she asked, her little brow furrowed in utter confusion, "What do you do with that?"



Now, one of my dearest friends was, at the time, dating a woman of ... shall we say ... questionable virtue ...? Her response was a resounding, "I don't do ANYTHING with that!"



To this day, that girl has NO idea what the arm was for.



Now, as for the one single solitary time >I< got dragged into a sex shop? I am SO not telling that story *G* But yes, I was very VERY drunk.



-Sass

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I Think The Hellmouth Tastes Like Chicken -- Autumn

[AutumnT]

Were there sheep Sass?

Autumn

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It grated, like something forced in where it doesn't belong.

[tkheaven]

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"I see that it's an arm," Dawn said, her exasperation plain. "But what do you DO with it?"



"I don't do >anything< with that!" Tara said, raising her hands and backing away.

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LOL oh God, for a split second I figured Dawn was referring to a sexual object but Willow responded with 'arm' (referring to whoever was standing near the object) to avoid the real answer. When I read what followed I had the mental and just CRACKED UP! I loved Dawn being walked out to the sound of a Kaluha milkshake...I can imagine their faces...



OT, well, kinda, now that I read this I keep thinking back to the Gay Pride Parade last weekend, and the 'arm' in one of the shoppes. BUT I got to get a nice snapshot of Lindsey and Emmet of Queer As Folk. I just had to mention that.

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"

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Tara was similarly riveted, her body on slow burn as Willow's lips parted and her mouth opened, the food slipping inside and being consumed. Never in her life had Tara ever wanted to be a chicken casserole so badly...Later that night..."It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured, before passing out. ~ Answering Darkness by Sassette

[Sassette]

**Autumn: If there were sheep, I was too busy staring at the floor to notice them *G*



**tkheaven: HeeHee ... Glad you liked it *G* And Kaluha milkshakes just really seem like a Dawn thing to me *shrug*



-Sass

[xita]

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what are the chances of me writing AW or LW? Hmmm?

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Well.. 0.001% but a girl can dream, can't she? There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination.

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Willow: (to Tara) I could heal.

Tara: (to Willow)And we’re gone.

[kpmuse]

One funnier than the next! You blow me away Sassette!

Kristine


Tara & Willow Forever

[Ressick]

Can anyone see Buffy dragging them in, drunk as well, to buy a vibrator (and mumbling "Better than Riley any day" the whole time) and having our two lovely girls know way more than they want to about their friend's sex life?



And no, I haven't been dragged into a sex shop... I go quite willingly, they're... entertaining. I don't buy anything, I just stand around looking while my friends play with vibrators... and whips and dildoes and other things I won't mention...



Ah, pure genius, Sass. I keep imagining more scenes with W/T in a sex shop, and cracking up...



Res

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http://www.ressick.net

"I'm very seldom naughty." ~ Willow

[AutumnT]

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what are the chances of me writing AW or LW? Hmmm?

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Ya know, here Xita and I take one for the team in the wet t-shirt fic and still Sass can't find it in her mean little heart to write what I'm sure would be two riveting stories.

Autumn

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It grated, like something forced in where it doesn't belong.

[TrueXena]

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Now, as for the one single solitary time >I< got dragged into a sex shop? I am SO not telling that story *G* But yes, I was very VERY drunk.



-Sass

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But we hadn't even drank anything before we got to MM, you were NOT very drunk before that. Or was this ANOTHER "one single solitary time" you speak of? hmmm?

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Tara: "C-can you just be kissing me now?" - in 'Entropy'

Tara: "Its good to be a chicken casserole." -in 'Answering Darkness' By: Sassette

Tara: "Evil's....good." - in 'Seeing Red' (shooting script)

[tommo]

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Oh, Ruth. How do I love thee?

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I dunno. Why don't you write it all down in detail and tell me?



What? I'm just asking...

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What kind of lesbians are you? You love men so much...go love men!

[Sassette]

**xita: Keep dreamin', dear. *G*



**kpmuse: Heh ... thank you *G* Glad you liked them *G*



**Ressick: LOL - Oh, I can. I can imagine that VERY easily.



**Autumn: Right. Fiction for the ages ... instant classics. High school seniors will be required to read them.



**TX: That was a club, not a sex shop. Subtle difference. I've been to lots of clubs. Though, usually, I keep my shirt on.



**tommo: Well, y'see, first I ... Hey, waitaminute! That's private. Very, VERY private. Well, except for the video, which you can order online.



-Sass

[AutumnT]

Damn why didn't I get to read anything like that in high school. I think I sure as hell would have done the math a lot quicker and figured things out.

Autumn

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It grated, like something forced in where it doesn't belong.

[Puff]

I dragged a friend into Anne Summers in London, poor guy ran eye first into a nice black dildo. Try explaining that black eye to your parents

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You know, it's a real deal relationship and that's why people can relate to it
Amber Benson

[zero]

"Oh it's nothing folks, some dickhead just hit me!"



Sorry!

'Winners never quit, and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots!'

[Jennpurr]

Zero,













Sass, Hey, filler is just fine with me. YEP!! Anything from you, I'm honored to read. Can't wait for the next update. Thank you.



Jen

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"Alyson Hannigan is a frickin' amazing kisser."Amber Benson
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Mi corazon perdido en ti...

Edited by: Jennpurr  at: 7/6/02 6:18:51 pm

[MOUSE]

God, I have tears of laughter rolling down my face. Sass started it, and Zero, you just made it worse.

Thanks guys.

[tiyodragon]

O.K., when we spend as much time laughing at the feedback as we do the fic.......



Makes me glad I'm a member of the kitten board.



Can't wait for the next one Sass.



tiyodragon

[NewRuthRising]

I swecond that. I also second it, as I can't spell. Wonderful update, great replies, oh how I love the kittens! Hugs to all!



Naneek H'tur!



Ruth

One last call to answer, feeling full of despair.
Don't think I can get through it. Just one last prayer: Season seven.
Michelle Branch

Edited by: NewRuthRising at: 7/8/02 8:17:16 am

[jdcioffi]

You know, I usually love coming back from time away from the computer and getting loads of updates to read -- but you should put a disclaimer on your fic, dear friend : To be read one at a time and not at work. Danger of side cramps due to laughter, redness in the face due to mention of "Tara boobies" and "Willow/Tara as regulars in a sex shop."



These last two really rocked. I was laughing -- really laughing -- out loud. You are the master of all things W/T fic.



JD

"I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly!" (SpongeBob Squarepants)

[Miss1234Kitty]

"Do I hafta?"



Loved that line. Priceless, Sassette. This entire fic was so funny.



So the clerk knows them well, then? *g*



Willow and Tara sex toys. Care to write a sequel, Sass?



Gem

Tara: There's just so much to work through... and can you just be kissing me now?