A Woman In Uniform - FINISHED (finally) 3/23/2013

[tarawhipped]

Well, I guess now Tara really is off the hook since there was another murder while was in the pokey. Another redhead, though? That doesn't bode well... I love Tara magically screwing up the computers and Willow being expected to deal with it. And while it doesn't seem like anyone else caught on to their relationship, I wonder how long that'll last since they're obviously in the constantly making goo-goo eyes at each other phase.



Finally, this was great:

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"Ooooh, Are you naked?"

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C'mon, who wouldn't ask???



-Cameron

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What should I be but just what I am? - Edna St.Vincent Millay

[Shy One]

Fabulous!!!!



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"Shut up, Faith or I'll have you deloused and strip searched with a full cavity check."



"That could be fun...you gonna do it?"



"You wish...but no...not my department...that job falls to Big Doris...also known as ColdFinger."

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Shy One

[alysagoddess85]

hehe...that was sooo much of a relief after all that angstyness....its like whenever theres anya and faith around youre guaranteed laughs.

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"Ooooh," the dispatcher said lasciviously, "Are you naked?"

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haha...that cracked me up...thats such an anya line...not like i wouldnt have asked too though...lol



and this...this made me think of all the guys at work...theyre notorious for this!

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he said to her breasts

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yea..they do that a lot.



anyways..nice to see tara off the hook finally...now we can expect more lovey goodness!! yay!



~mel

'The Cat in the Hat' is fine, just not during sex.--Alyson Hannigan

[The Rose24]

Great update! Tara fighting Faith just made my night. I really dislike Faith!



Well, thank goodness Tara is off the hook now, and I knew there would be a way for Willow and Tara to work together. Now, it is time to find that demon and get rid of it.

Tara: My heart doesn't stutter.


Tara: Willow, I got so lost.

Willow: I found you. I will always find you.

[umgaynow]

SO...I have a question for you all...what should we have in the next chapter 1) Bathtime fun 2) A Magic Lesson 3) A fun magic lesson in the tub?



oh yes...keep the feedback coming...I am getting addicted...and ...GO SOX!!!!!! 3 DOWN 1 TO GO!!!!!



umgaynow

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[onyxsundrops]

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Maybe a little attitude adjustment lovin' afterwards?

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My vote is for THREE. Great update, thanks.



Yvonne

[alysagoddess85]

im SURE that there is some magical properties in bath bubbles...theres gotta be!! and all those nice smelly herbs and crap that they use!! so OBVIOUSLY it would prove utterly beneficial if willow got her magic lesson in the tub...do it for willows sake!



~mel

'The Cat in the Hat' is fine, just not during sex.--Alyson Hannigan

[Shy One]

I don't care if they have a magic lesson, so long as it's in

the tub!!!

I vote for Bathtime goodness with whatever else you want to

throw in...............



Shy One

[sam7777]

I vote for all 3

I like the idea of Willow and Tara doing spells together and even doing magic as well. The big hoe down with the evil succubus will come soon I'll bet.



As for the Red Sox, this long time Sox fan still can't belive they came back to beat the yankees. Yeah who's your daddy now. I've watched and prayed for the Sox in 1975 and 1986 (I attended game 4). Now I can't believe that it may actually happen

[wimpy0729]

Great job!



I did love the Anya and Faithy, and the fact that Tara got a few good licks in.



Anyway, voting for fun in the tub magic lesson!!! Getting some really good visuals now.



Wimpy



"There was plenty of magic." ~ Tara

[WickedReds]

All 3 sound good to me... hey that rhymes..hehe, but i'll have to got with choice number 3 magic and the tub...



-reds



Mein Banane tanzen für Schmutz

Smutbunny Anthem: *sung to tune from Goldfinger* Smutbunnies...they'e the bunnies, the bunnies that love the smut...and Willow's butt. They surf for smut fiction...always lookin' for the next naked sweaty fix...of Tara's tits.- Written By Cameron(tarawhipped) For Us Smut Bunnies

Edited by: WickedReds at: 10/27/04 8:01 pm

[umgaynow]

Well...I guess it'll be #3 bubbles and magic...of all sorts...and the way I'm feeling right now I shouldn't have any trouble writing that scene at all...as soon as I come down off this high that is...



I have been waiting for this moment all my life...



BOSTON RED SOX WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!!!!



I couldn't be any happier if Amber kissed me...OK...maybe that's a bad example...I couldn't be any happier if Aly kissed me...cuz you know...Aly's hot but Amber is



umgaynow inky inky arty

[Pose Vixen]

im a late reader for this story. but im sure glad i caught it. there were parts that made me sweat (only the good kind!).

looking forward to more smut. good writing!

[WillowWise]

Woo and hoo!!!! I like all of the updates, cant wait to see what comes next.....



Aly

[Tempest Duer]

Uh, since the Sox won, can I be expecting an update soon? *bats eyelids and looks cute*

It's insulting to the whole gender[sic] of rap.



~Eminem

[umgaynow]

Sorry I haven't posted in a while...things have been crazy around here and my muse was on a short vacation...but I started working on the next chapter today so I should have something for you in the next few days...thanks for all the lovely feedback



umgaynow

[umgaynow]

Sorry kitties but I don't know when the next update will be...I did start working on it the other day, but now real life stress is encroaching in a huge way...not really in the mood for writing Willow and Tara lovin'...wish I was...I could use the distraction...and it doesn't help that we're stuck with another four years of the evil idiot



I'll post when, but I don't know when that will be...sorry to leave you hanging and thanks for your support of my literary ramblings



umgaynow

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[Kendahl897]

Believe me, we all feel your pain..

[BARE1975]

The post got doubled (Uppps)

Edited by: BARE1975 at: 11/3/04 10:40 pm

[BARE1975]

Hey!



Believe me when I say I can feel your pain... I'm from Spain, so we were stuck here for 8 years with your president's Pal "Ansar". Anyway, thanks God things change, this year the Socialists won, so (please Kittens cross your fingers):



If nothing changes next year Gay people will be able to marry and adopt children (YAY!!!!!!!!) We will be like the second country in the world with this new laws.



So please don't lose your hopes.



Update when you're in the mood, this is a really good story

[umgaynow]

Hello kitties -



Well, I started watching The L Word this week and bang boom what do ya know, my muse came back from vacation...I finished the bathtub scene today and just need to write the afterbath sex/magic lesson scene...hopefully I will have it posted before the end of the weekend...send me good lusty vibes...and thank you for your patience



umgaynow

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[Irene73]

Per your request...*clears throat*...*stands up from chair, kneels down before computer screen, places both hands in prayer position, says a small prayer...of smutty goodness...*



Prayer:

Dear goddes from above, please bless UMGAYNOW. She is worthy of all that is smutty goodness for us kittens. She never dissappoints and is true to our dear and beloved couple of ALL TIME, Willow and Tara. May you bless her muse and may your light shine upon them always...or with a flashlight, whatever works...candles are good too.



AMEN...no wait...AWOMEN...he he he.

End prayer.



Sending good lusty vibes and saluting you while holding up a glass of chocolate milk,

Irene



First post, just wanted to say HEY...HEY...love the fic...UPDATEY GOODNESS SOON?!!

[umgaynow]

Greetings my wee felines -



Remember me? I know it's been a while...but you know how it is when real life intrudes on the Kittenverse...sorry I didn't deliver chapter 18 this weekend as promised...things came up...but I did finish it today...but upon reading through it, I decided that it isn't nearly sexy enough...way too vague...not nearly enough smutty adjectives I should have it for you in the next couple of days, depending on how lusty my muse is feeling...if not, then definitely by the weekend...until then



umgaynow

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[Tempest Duer]

Updatey goodness? This weekend? Yay!

It's insulting to the whole gender[sic] of rap.



~Eminem

[veiled isis moon]

Yay for me too!!

[umgaynow]

Well, my dahling kittens...



Sorry this isn't an update, but my arthritis has been really bad this week, so I haven't been able to work on that smutty rewrite Hopefully I will be able to get to it this weekend...I damn well better cuz I am dying to get some painting done as well, got it all sketched out, but using a brush takes more finesse...same goes for a pen I guess for the smut...



umgaynow

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Edited by: Warduke at: 11/19/04 8:20 pm

[umgaynow]

Hello kittens



Well, I finished the update tonight...it's just a question of when I'll get a chance to type it...not tonight...have to get up early and go to the DMV...UGH! And most definitely not Wednesday cuz it's my birthday and I'm going to see Ani Difranco! YEAH!!! I will try to post for you before the weekend, barring acts of God or arthritis or suicidal computer components...patience my wee ones...



umgaynow

[umgaynow]

Hello all my kitties -



Sorry about the tardiness...life stuff...grrrrr...anyway, I will definitely be posting the update this weekend, maybe even tonight if I can't sleep or something...unless of course there's an act of God or my computer explodes or something...so hang in there...hope you haven't forgotten me or gotten fed up with the waitage



umgaynow

[Spikeizmine87]

"chants"

HURRY HURRY HURRY HURRY! UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!

-rose

I didnt know what being happy was till i found you, i didnt know what love meant till i loved you.

[umgaynow]

Disclaimers: I don't own anything, go ahead, just try and sue me...unless you are into old shoes with dog drool on them yer outta luck! In a perfect world W&T would be mine and mine alone, but in the meantime they belong to the evil overlords at M.E.



Summary: After a nice bubble bath, Tara helps Willow review her Latin



Rating: Not as smutty as usual, but still smutty-ish...well ish for me anyway



Notes: Halfway through typing up this chapter, I decided to break it into two parts...the tub scene...then the "Latin lesson"...arthritis isn't digging all this typage...will post part B some night this week.



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A Woman in Uniform: Chapte



Willow sat contentedly beneath a mound of bubbles, all the tensions of the last few days leeching out into the soothing water as she leaned back against her lover's soft breasts, her head resting on Tara's shoulder.



"So, tell me something, Will..." the blonde mused, lightly trailing her fingertips over her redhead's pert breasts.



"Mmmmmmmm...yes, baby?"



"Were you really serious about wanting to learn magic?"



"If it would help keep you safe, sweetie...I'd be willing to learn to chew glass."



"I don't think that'll be necessary," Tara chuckled, "But thanks anyway."



"Well...that's a relief..."



"Yeah, well...I wouldn't want to risk any damage to that glorious tongue of yours," she purred, leaning forward to suck at an earlobe.



"You do realize you're driving me crazy, right?"



"Uh-huh," she mumbled through a mouthful of Willowneck.



"Ummmmm...not that I'm not enjoying what you're doing, baby...but...Hey, watch the teeth!"



"Sorry, got carried away I guess...anyway, you were saying?"



"I couldn't stand it if anything happened to you, Tare...I'd lose my mind...if that Heather bitch shows up, I want to be able to kick her skanky ass but good...teach me, Tara...please...teach me how to protect you."



"You're so cute when you get all large with the butch."



"Tara..."



"OK, darlin..." she wrapped her arms tighter around the redhead who was her heart, "Why don't we start with something simple?" A large bubble rose to the surface, spun in place a bit and rose into the air.



"Tara! Eeeeew! This always happens when you eat those veggie burgers!" Willow teased.



Tara laughed heartily, "That was magic, sweetie...not effluvium."



"Yeah, sure...and when Xander burps the alphabet, it's just fairies who've been watching Sesame Street."



"Tell me...how did I fall in love with such a colossal pain in the ass?"



"You were hypnotized by my firm, round, perky...SAT scores."



"Yeah, that must be it," she giggled, "I can see you're not in the mood to be cooperative, so perhaps a more practical demonstration is in order."





Tara reached around her lover's body, placing her fingertips on the redhead's center. Willow cried out, arching up out of the water as a frisson of energy danced across the surface of her sex. It was a strange, though hardly unpleasant, sensation that felt something like the pins and needles of a foot gone to sleep, crossed with equal measures of tickle, itch, heat and that brief moment of ecstacy that comes of a good yawn and stretch.



"Did you feel that, baby?"



"Does the word duh mean anything to you?"



"How about this, then?" Willow felt gentle fingers squeezing her nipples, though Tara's hands had not moved from beneath the water.



"Mmmmm...remote control, huh? I have to learn that...how do I do it?" the redhead asked with rapidfire glee.



"I should have figured this would be the way to get your attention."



"Yeah well...you know...bubbles...admittedly very pretty...plus there's that whole are you a good witch or a bad witch? association...but Tara lovin'...that's just...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr," she gave a growl that would have made Eartha Kitt proud.



"I just want you to promise me one thing, Will..."



"Anything, baby."



"I want you to remember...this is not what magic is for...this is just a teaching tool."



"Yes, ma'am," she teased.



"Now don't start that...we have important work to do...maybe, if you're a good student, we can play later."



"Maybe?"



"You know me too well."



"Well, you know...I figured since you just got out of prison and all..." she chuckled sexily, pressing back into her lover.



"Uh-huh..." Tara purred, her voice virtually dripping with seductive promise, "Now listen, OK?"



"Whatever you say, lover."



"If I'm right, then this ought to be pretty easy for you...after all, you are known for your infinite resolve...and I know you have a lot of power inside you."



"So...how does this work, exactly?" She snuggled back between Tara's legs, rubbing her firm bottom against the blonde's thatch of curls.



"Oooooooo...I mean quit that...distraction is not good...in fact, when it comes to magic, it can be downright dangerous."



"I'm sorry...but can you blame me? Here I am...all wet and naked...in a tub with the sexiest woman in the world...whom I might mention, I haven't gotten to make love to in like 36 hours or something."



"Aw, poor baby...oddly enough, that may make this easier...you see, this is all about focus and emotional control...what I want you to do is focus all that desire, all your love, all the good things inside you into a single distilled entity...then concentrate solely on your objective...and once you have it fixed in your mind...release that energy all at once."



"Kind of like a fart?"



"You went out with Xander last night, didn't you?"



"We might've had a couple of beers," she chuckled guiltily.



"Uh-huh...thought so...anyway...let me give you a little head start." A large bubble rose to the surface of the water and sat there spinning. "Now see if you can get it to rise..."



"Wingardiam leviosa."



"Cute, sweetie...but this isn't Harry Potter...now focus," she stroked the redhead's inner thigh teasingly, "The sooner you do this, the sooner we can make love," she breathed seductively into her ear.



"Mmmmmm...have you ever considered a career in motivational speaking?"



Willow screwed up her resolve face. OK, Rosenberg...you can do this...clear your mind...concentrate all your desire...oh yeah...next stop Taraland! Come on, pay attention...see the bubble...be the bubble...damn it...rise you little fucker! Just then, Tara moved her strokes a little higher, running her fingers through coppery curls. OK...desire going into overdrive...rise...RISE...RISE!



Tara giggled behind her, pulling her into an embrace, "You did it, Will...look!" She squeezed her tighter, kissing her hair, "I knew you could do it...you're a natural, baby...I'm so proud of you..."



Willow couldn't believe her own eyes, "Cool..." she said dazedly, the bubble popping as her focus waned, "I guess maybe Bubbeh Sophie was serious about the machshaifeh thing after all."



"Looks like it..."



"Neat...can I try it by myself?" she squealed, like an child learning to ride without training wheels.



"Dazzle me, beautiful."



"OK...concentrate...picture my objective...and..."



"Willow...baby...oh God...uuunnngghhhhh..." Tara gasped, as she felt a remote controlled tongue lapping at her core, "Mmmmm...darlin'...you're a natural, alright...but that was no bubble."



"You'd prefer a bubble...is that what you're telling me?"



"Oh no...a world of no," she moaned lustily.



"Thought you'd say that...so, are you gonna teach me some spells, sexy lady?"



"Well...you see, spells are a bit more complex...I'll want you to do some reading before we get into anything that advanced...I don't suppose you took Latin in school?"



"Hello!! Geek?!?" she magically tweaked the blonde's nipple.



"Duh, Tara...why did I even ask...of course you took Latin."



"Five years, including college...greek too...straight A's I'll have you know," she elaborated, all puffed up and proud.



"I have no doubt...but then I don't imagine you've ever gotten a grade that wasn't an A," she kissed her lover's neck, smiling against the smooth skin.



"Does gym count?"



Tara laughed, "No...gym serves no purpose whatsoever...other than the whole group shower thing, of course."



"You perv!" Willow exclaimed, swatting at the blonde's thigh, "If you don't count gym...well, I got a B once."



"A B huh?"



"OK, so really it was an A- but it should have been a B," she mock-pouted.



"Smart girls are so hot," she ran her fingers over the redhead's nipples, getting a magical replay of the action from her lover, "I think I've created a monster."



Willow grinned wickedly, "Well then, as a hot smart girl, I should like to assert the hypothesis that if we do not emerge from this vessel of tepid hydrogen and oxygen with great alacrity, our collective epidermi shall inevitably come to resemble a dessicated plum in both the tactile and visual senses."



"You are so adorable," Tara kissed her lover's neck, sucking briefly at her pulsepoint, "Come on, prune girl...let's get out of this pisswarm water...and then we can get on with your training." She took Willow's hand and stood slowly, bringing the redhead up with her, then stepping gingerly out of the tub.



"So..." Willow teased suggestively, waggling her eyebrows, "Exactly what sort of training are we talking about here?"





TBC



Dat's all for now...will post part b when my hands have had a chance to recover



umgaynow

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