Tillow Drabblin’ Having A Blast (Not the boom kind or maybe?

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Rating - U or K(Suitable for all ages).
Prompt - Ten Lords A Leaping

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The tails of their morning jackets bobbed up and down. The leather of their shoes squeaked a little as they bounced on the balls of their feet. Their white gloved hands did gentle claps in front of their chest.

“Why are you doing that?” asked Willow.

“Because we are happy,” one lord joyfully replied.

“Would you like a drink?” asked Tara

“If we had a drink, we could not clap.” The lord frowned then perked up. “But drinking is healthy. Yes, we will drink.”

After providing drink, they joined the jumping and clapping as they were happy, healthy and together.

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[Laragh]

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[Dub]

Rating - U or K(Suitable for all ages).
Prompt - Eleven Pipers Piping

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Orange but not orangey. It fizzed and was fizzy. In a sip they expected to be transported to the mystical wilds of Scotland. Bagpipes sounding and socially acceptable asking of what’s under yer kilt? taking place. Wind and rain when the sun doesn’t say hello. A very antisocial sun. A unicorn would graze on thistles while dodging thrown logs. Instead they were transported to confusion.

“Tastes kinda familiar,” said Tara.

“Says its girders flavour,” replied Willow.

They had their whole lives to figure out the flavour as they could drink IRN-BRU Extra together in moderation. Happy, healthy and sugar free.

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