New Fic: Darkness Falls

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

B,

yeah, what line indeed?

i like that laugh, you wicked girl!

poor Kris???? she's sleeping dammit!! she probably having good, healthy, naughty dreams about MY Amber, thinking about how she'll "take care" of her on the looong trip to Italy until she has to hand her over to me. she's in naughty heaven right now probably. we should definitely force her to share her dreams, she's obviously the one who sleeps most of us 3.

yay, i vote for sharing. what do you say?

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[singgirl]

oooh, I second the motion of sharing. Two to three, since I think our incessant replying is scaring the other kittens away, I doubt they will vote. As for the evil laugh, thankyou, i think it is fun to be evil at times

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

B,

LOL scaring the other kittens away. they must think there are tons of updates here. sorry, fellow kittens, just some minor harassing Kris going on here!

Kris, as you see, just like in a fair democratically oriented thread that this is, the vote is unanimous - so spill!!! first get up, drink coffee, smoke, then we want FULL SPILLAGE! and the same policy for you too: NO TOUCHING AMBER, not even in your naughty dreams.

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[singgirl]

Wait, not even when dreaming, no touching amber??? I don't like that idea, and do you know why? 'because it's wrong'

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

B,

you crack me up with every single reply. "because it's wrong" - preferably in a dark Darth Vader voice.

it's not wrong, i'm for monogamy, and MY Amber should not be tainted by your dirty dreams, in those said dreams. that IS wrong, to fantasize of something that rightfully belongs to somebody else! geez, i should have become a preacher. maybe it's not too late, oh, it is, i'm an atheist - shit!

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[singgirl]

Actually, I said the "Because it's wrong" in my best faith voice...but my voice is really low ( i get called sir on the phone) and I smoke a lot, so I guess it's kinda vaderish at times...

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

B,

no worries, i'm a bloody chain-smoker myself.

"called sir on the phone" - poor baby! sorry!

one question: you sing missy, right, are you even 'allowed' to smoke????

C

PS: Kris WAKE UP, dammit, we have hot coffee and chocolate and ... you name it.



B,

check out the Little Wiccan fic thread, i replied to you. you're not the only one chasing somebody around the board.

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

Edited by: IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous at: 7/10/02 3:11:22 am

[singgirl]

C, yup, I sing, I don't smoke outside of my dorm room at school and I don't get caught. Besides, I'm a contralto, and my range is pretty big, so they don't notice,I just don't smoke before I sing, and if there is any residual icky stuff from smoking, I have a piece of hard candy. They don't notice the smell, cuz I use so many oils and burn incense, I smell like a hippie. And yes, Kris, get out of bed!! It's already 3:30 there!! I haven't been to bed yet, and it's 6:30 here!

[xita]

ahh sigh, I thought will all these new pages there was more goodness..



But finally got to the last part, lots of action and we had the dream sorta explained. And it kinda coming true. Interesting set up. The only connection I can think between Tara and Buffy is of course restless and the first slayer, which I was sort of reminded of in your fic. Hmmm. I guess I'll just have to keep reading!

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"Oooh Xita!" - Amber Benson

[singgirl]

sorry xita...that was rude of C and i to trick you. However, for a lack of better things to do, we are harassing kris for an update and keeping each other company.

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

yes, oops, xita! just some harassing due to lack of update (blame Kris - she the sleeping beauty here!)

B,

we're sooo good, two little Tricksters - but of course it was all unintentionally, we're innocent!

B, smoking is no good, i knew it. and you're tricking you're clueless teachers - that's so wicked, of course not Wicked-Witch-of-the-West wicked, but you're good.

smell like a hippy? LOL are you sure you use all those oils just to difuse the smoke-smell?? you're not telling the whole story of the oily-bodily-oils here. details!!!

C

PS: dear Kris, as i was informed there's past 3 AM there - that's a whole lotta sleep you already have had. i think that's way enough. don't push the line, miss!

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[singgirl]

C,

No, the oils aren't for sensual use, anymore. I'm really just a hippie and my roomy and I are both Wiccan, the covering up of the smell, that's just a bonus. As for being good, I wouldn't go there, I just don't need to worry much about uninvolved professors. As for the time. If you look at the time of your post, it goes by Pacific Standard Time, that's the time zone Kris is in. so, therefore, the time there is 3 hours behind me. So...that means it's 4am there (definately time to wake up....) and it's 7am here, time for me to go to bed, I gotta get up in a few hours!! I have class at 2pm anyway, I'll catch ya later! night!

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

B,

ANYMORE, that's the right word. i knew there was more to it!

and NO, don't go - ok, go, you gotta sleep. but you must report later to the headquarters of Harassment & Co.

no, i just gotta wait till Kris has the decency to wake up from her Amber-induced dreams to come and keep me company and take further harassing.

C



oh, c'mon Kris, you must be up by now! the party is still going on, though i'm just all by myself - oh, that sounds pathetic



Kris, this is the third wake-up call in one post! don't make me take drastic measures in order to make sure you get out of bed! - it won't be fun! - on second thought ... NO, it will be painful!

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

Edited by: IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous at: 7/10/02 7:38:23 am

[funkyasian]

That was great!! had me on the edge of my seat ...now i can't wait for the next installment ...i'm so glad i found this board...keep up the great work!

[KrisBo5]

Quick morning posts before my boss gets in:



xita: Oh, my, how nice! Someone responding who’s not a harasser. Sorry my two steadfast loyalists fooled you into thinking there was an update—they’re partying here! Very perceptive w/Restless tie-in. I didn’t really think about it, but you’re right—they were connected in that in their dreams. *Kris files that tidbit away for future usage.* But wait! There’s more. “Plot twist!” Mwahahahaha. Hope you keep checking in from time-to-time. Thanks!



funkyasian: I’m so glad you found this board, too! Thanks for reading my little, uh, ditty!



B & C: OKAY, I’M HERE!!! I’M HERE! Me? Sleep? Not hardly, but when you come home to find your house has been overrun by ants, things get dicey, ya know? And woo-hoo, you slept a bit! Good on ya’. You had me worried there, so stop! And, no, I can’t get on line only at work; I normally post from home; but, as some people have been, er, how shall I say this? “Encouraging me” to write the next update, that’s what I’ve been doing at home. Writing, you know, tick, tick, tick, tick. . . . Hmmm. . . . Naughty Amber dreams? “I’ll never tell. . . .” Both of you: QUIT SMOKING!!! Not good for you, not at all! Okay, sermon over. Update’s comin’ along, slowly, slowly, slowly. . . Okay, talk to you in a bit. Still waiting to here about some good beta bribes over here. . .



Kris



“Frell that!”

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

Kris,

finally!!! i thought you were already avoiding us (your two true harassing minions) or that you were abducted by aliens - good that none of the above is correct. ants seem rather harmless in this case.

and smoking - i only say "hey, what ain't hurting me now, is eventually gonna kill me", stressing the word 'eventually', so not too bad a deal, and living too long, nah...

beta-bribes: B will be your sexual slave (i'm sure we can convince her, i may even let her TOUCH Amber once - on the arm of course, for like 1,2 seconds) until you have to leave for Italy, when you're in Europe i'll have (undoubtedly the pleasure) to pich in - so as you see, you're all covered for many many months from now on! is that a deal or what??? - sure we still have to check-check with B, but i'm sure she'll oblige.

"slowly, slowly, slowly" -what happened to the now familiarly horrifying tick, tick, tick, this is even more haunting! i'm sure B'll love it.

C

oh, so as to keep up the facade of a true harasser, i must say: GIVE US THE UPDATE! (B is working on me, teaching me the true ways of successful harassing, i was too mellow...)

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[KrisBo5]

C,

You don't need any lessons, you're quite good at harassing all by your lonesome! Never would I avoid you! And aliens? I live in California -- that's so passe! Let it be something more terrifying, like, uh, er Republicans! Oh, no, wait: Ultra-conservative Republicans! Ahhhh!

Sexual slaves, huh? Hmm, intriguing thought. I'm tingling all over. Hmm. . .mmm. . . oh, I'm back.

Tick, tick, tick, tick. . .slowly, slowly, slowly. . .

K

"Frell that!"

"People will say we're in love. . . ."

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

so shall it be K from now on, i thought you're entitled to more than just an initial, you now, being our mistress and hostess here and all...but whatever you prefer.

and thank you for acknowledging me as a true harasser, but i know you're just trying to flatter me (it's must be that lingering tingling left from my proposition to make ourselves available as sexual slaves to you - it's understandable though...) - there's still so much i have to learn, but i want to excel in it, so given time i will prove myself worthy of the title!

Republicans vs. aliens - you should know, i'm willingly clueless when it comes to politics of any sort - i hardly remember who is president of Romania, oh wait, it's still that Communist bastard...never mind.

do you have lots of work to do today? you don't, right? you could give us details of THE Amber dreams - we may have given our bodies to you, but we still have our souls to bribe you with, or something else. you pick.

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[singgirl]

C, So you are volunteering me as a sex slave??!

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SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Count me in! Where as it's Republicans vs. Aliens, I thought they were the same...hmmm...okay, if not, I think we should keep our aliens and send them the republicans in return. Kris....that damn tick tick tick tick is driving me insane.

[KrisBo5]

Checking in with my crew:



C,

I dropped ris cause I was lazy; but I like the way you type Kris so please keep it up. Hmm, not political, huh? Well, that’s fine, cause it always leads to fight and, “I’m not large with the butch.” As for work, it is never-ending – I work in accounting, currently on a feature film for Paramount. So, numbers and bills and PO’s and AHHHH! Amber dreams, huh? My Amber dreams? Hmm. . . . yes, well, um, well, yes. I have your email, I’m sending you a little sumthin-sumthin, but probably not today; have Italian class tonite so I won’t be home till late.



B,

Like the sex-slave idea, huh? But you are so young, I fear I’d be taking advantage. . .ooh, that has a ring to it. . . tick, tick, tick. . .



Kris

PS I just noticed--I'm a Flaming O! Now you know why I've been without. . .



“Frell that!”

“People will say we’re in love. . .”

Edited by: KrisBo5 at: 7/10/02 12:41:24 pm

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

i AGAIN don't go to bed like a normal human being just to check what's the what at the Harassment headquarters and i see page 11 ( Kris posted an update, no more tick, tick, slowly, slowly - oh NO, now i'm never gonna know what a good sex slave i'd make!) - but no update (the tick, tick is really slow Kris, but *let's out at sigh of relief* - i still can make a career in the sex slave business).

B, my harassment tutor, i KNEW you'd be grateful that i enlisted you in Kris' ever-growing harem (Kris, forget the oh-so-tender age of B, think positive: innocent minds to be warped! - as if it were still true in the case of B, for she knows stuff...).

Kris, do email anything! you know i want it.

and you have been a Flaming O for quite some time now, but it's easy to overlook with all the pleasant harassing going on here.

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[singgirl]

mmm, I may be young...but I know stuff, like C said, and let's just say what I don't know....I'm a fast learner

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

yes i grant for that, B, you must know stuff, it's a given, when you can harass so well, fast learner

now let's get back to business: Kris, leave the figures and give us what we need!

your turn B - be demanding and bribe more, i've done all the bribing today ... you know what to do.

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[singgirl]

See, the thing is Kris, we offer a quality services here. I'm not even talking about the sexual favors yet. At a bare minimum advantage, you will have much time saved by two people who will obsessively will check your work. If there is an error, it will be found. In the amount of time that this would save you, you could catch up on work, update more, sleep, pack, update more, learn Itallian quicker, improve the love life, or even update more. Did I meantion you would probably have more time for your beloved updates? What do ya say?

[KrisBo5]

Final check-in for today guys,



C,

You make-a me to laugh loud and long! People are staring! So glad your exotic career as a sex slave is no longer in jeopardy. How do you know what our young B knows, huh missy? You’re holding out on me. Shame!

B,

Eeps! Fast learner! I gotta get me a teacher’s cred. Full service. . . and quality too. Hmm, sounds too good to be true. . .



So, no update guys, not today. Probably by the weekend. Sunday at the latest. Just too busy. Almost done tho, so maybe I’ll preview a segment via email or on the thread. Don’t know. So don’t think I’m stalling or ignoring my beloved harassers(uh, that’s you both BTW), just sharing the truth.



Take care & talk to you all later.



Kris

“Frell that!”

“People will say we’re in love. . .” Silence of the Lambs

[singgirl]

Well, if something sounds too good to be true, then maybe it is...or maybe you just didn't listen. What's the harm in trying? Like I have said before, I understand how life is, there really isn't a hurry, just constant nagging in the back of your head that won't leave you alone until you update. But then, there is a sequal in order. so mwahahahaha! in reply to the ticking....nag nag nag nag nag nag

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

hey guys,

i'm awake, Kris leave the bed, no more sleep.

B,

you're all over the board harassing people. i must say it: i'm just amazed at your innate talent: you're complaining about too short updates, urging people (never pressuring them of course) to write updates - i'm just in awe how articulate, though demanding you can be in your harassing - i have a good time every time i read your replies. keep up the good work. you did a great job with Kris but she's still not 100% convinced. we still have to work on it!

i loved the: pack, write update, learn Italian, update, ahem, update. and the nag!!!!!!! great one.

Kris, you should know by now never to tell us when you update: it's depressing, it takes the wind out of our mad, harassign sails. and c'mon: you have two willing sex slaves! is that not enough??? ok, i can maybe convince other two of my acquaintances to join the fun, ...or not.

i love that you laugh you're ass off.

so, UPDATE, tick, tick - let the nagging commence.

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[singgirl]

hey, welcome to the world, C! Thanx for noticing my harassment abilities, I do my best. anywho, yeah Kris, get out of bed!! Update sooner!!or just send us a sneak peak cuz, ya know, harassment is best when we have hope.

[IsayAmberBensonsgorgeous]

finally B,

what took you so long?

i second the "update sooner" vote or giving us a peak!

Kris,

there is no such thing as a beauty-sleep so you might as well give it up in favour o completing the update and drafting the next one!

C

"Es ist fuer einen Menschen unertraeglich, ertragen zu werden." (Jean Cocteau)

[singgirl]

C, sorry, I have been caught up in doing some chores on my last day off this week. kris, once again, democracy wins out. so there ya go, stop toturing us!! nag nag nag nag nag. Anywho, I gotta go to bed, I'll catch you all later!