by revisionJohanna » Wed Apr 17, 2002 9:26 am
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i wonder what would happen if a network put marti in charge of some children's programming like, say, sesame street? that could be scary.
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Pilot episode:
opening theme changed from cheerful, fast paced theme of children singing merrily, replaced with same theme, played at 1/4 speed, done with cello and woodwind.
Bert leaves Ernie, because, even though Ernie knows what Bert has been through, he still keeps messing with the paperclip collection. Their reconciliation is slow, but poinagntly tender. We, the viewers, learn a lot about the other side of sharing: respecting boundaries.
Prairie Dawn agonizes for too, too long, about "coming back wrong". Culminates in a sobbing breakdown when she confesses to Zoe the Monster that she cannot read a map. Lessons learned: how to recognize various street signs.
The Count struggles with both his OCD and his quest for redemption. Funny bit where he compulsively washes his hands until they are raw and bloody, then lick them clean. Young viewers review counting as he reminisces about the innocents he is responsible for killing.
Big Bird is confronted by the whole Street gang about his kleptomania. Though he denies it, the evidence is obvious. Rather than return the stolen items to Hr. Hooper, he leaves town on a Midnight Train to Georgia. (sing along)
Kermit and Grover discuss their feelings, and how they have dealt with the crippling sense of ennui and depresssion each has had recently. Hijinks ensue.
Closing credits.
This episode was brought to you by the emotions of Angst, and Schadenfreunde.
Grr. Arrgh.
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Jo