Two other things I love about VampWillow:
Her excruciating boredom with Cordelia's lecture about "boyfriend ethics", prompting this exchange--
VampWillow (heavy with sarcasm): I'm sorry Cordelia. I'll [i:cf67a9051e] never[/i:cf67a9051e] steal your boyfriend again.
Cordelia: Like you [i:cf67a9051e] could[/i:cf67a9051e].
and
VampWillow's hilariously snarky way of showing her "appetite"--
Cordelia: Is there something on my neck?
VampWillow (looking at her like a hungry animal): Not yet.
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"I am [i:cf67a9051e] not[/i:cf67a9051e] a vampire!"
Willow in "Doppelgangland"