*Wolfie walks onto the beach, smiles and nods to all the new kittens who have been transported onto our island of fun ... And choosing to overlook the fact that, after six months of not seeing a single episode or reading a single synopsis or spoiler for season six, he suddenly, and [i:43c1279fd5] inexplicably[/i:43c1279fd5] seems to know all about what's going to happen to one of the main characters ... He considers sending the offenders to the Retired Captain for a thrashing of the pants-down variety, but then drops it - hell, it just wasn't that important anyway. So, he hoiks out a loaded pocket trebuchet full of rice pudding (with raisins), and splats them instead. He then walks up to Skittles, Cicca, Pixie, Owl, and La, and gives them all huge, extra-squeezy hugs, even letting the teary Cicca wipe her nose on his epaulettes, 'cause he's that kind of kitty (sorry to hear you're a sad kitty again, poppet - if you wanna rant any time, I have a pair of friendly ears located beneath one of the Perelandran trees, [i:43c1279fd5] just a click away[/i:43c1279fd5])*
Skittles (not Owl, as originally, and misleadingly) said:
[quote:43c1279fd5][b:43c1279fd5][i:43c1279fd5]Quote:[/i:43c1279fd5][/b:43c1279fd5]
"easier to hide a cave of crack, than a tent"
[/quote:43c1279fd5]
Um, Skittles, honey - surely one hides one's crack in a pair of pants ... oh, [i:43c1279fd5] that[/i:43c1279fd5] sort of crack ... I [i:43c1279fd5] see[/i:43c1279fd5] Well, whatever keeps you happy, kittens. Personally, I find strumming funky ninths on the guitar is therapy enough, most times. Occasionally, I will also resort to windmilling, and if [i:43c1279fd5] that[/i:43c1279fd5] doesn't help, then linking every pedal I possess, into a long chain of signal debauchery, and shredding like a psychopath generally fixes it ... Of course, it can be enough to drive others to crack, but at least I get to feel better, and that's the main thing, isn't it?
Isn't it?!?!!?!!?!?
That's better.
Oh, and La, have an extra squeeze, for being such a wonderful tour guide. Had to wander off for a couple of minutes, when I'd read that. Bless you. Kept having "there goes the dance of a brave little toaster" go through my head as I read. And Skittles, too. I mean, for starting it all off again. Such sweeties. You need to treasure these kittens, Hopekitties - they're all too adorable for words. I'm positive we're gonna have a spiffing time both camps together. Cuddle puddles for all ...
By the way, Owl, your bindry-buddy is fine, if a little sleepy at the moment - up to her armpits in work. But she sends many squeezes, too. She'll prolly read my post, look at me dryly, and say "silly old bear", before going back to her mouldy and musty books.
Oh, and by the way, everyone ...?
(Wolfie winks at La, who simply grins from ear to ear and surrepticiously ducks)
[b:43c1279fd5] SPLAT-SPLIT-SPLOT!!!!!!![/b:43c1279fd5]
Welcome to the food fight, everyone!!
