It's Culinary Adventures Wednesday, MKF!

[concrete]

My first thread on the new board. Scary, but fun.... As I just finished making the only dish Im really good at (I make a mean, and I mean [b:b397f2f52c] mean[/b:b397f2f52c] Chili Con Carne) after slaving away for 2 hours, the obvious question is: what lavish dish would you think W/T would be prepared to spend several hours over, maybe even a whole day and what would it be? If its a silly thread, well...then its a silly thread !

[Karzia]

Seems I am not a bad person afterall, just an AOL user with an old computer

so how do you think Willow and Tara deal with unexpected bumps in the road of life?

These two dailys were posted almost simultanaously, feel free to delet this one in favor of the happer topic, sorry if I boo booed

[urnofosiris]

Oh me like Concrete, and you are making me hungry btw, I just remembered I have not eaten since -eh- monday (really), somethings kept interfering.

Willow and Tara, whatever would they love to eat? Hmm. Excuse me while I go ponder that.

[Sassette]

Chicken Casserole.

-Sass

[tommo]

Each other.

What? I have to get these things in whilst I still can.

[QuOS]

Hmmm, how about something they can feed to each other... and of course, Willow *accidentally* spills some on Tara's shirt so she has to take it off... then drips some on Tara's chest and has to lick it off.... and.... *ahem* excuse me.

[Karzia]

Well I would tend to agree with Tommo and Sass, but since the water in my building is off for repaires and I can't take a cold shower I am gonna go with anything they can feed each other.

[Kez]

Think Tommo said it all...

[walker(d)]

Yep, I too am going to opt for wiccan with a side order of whipped cream. And a cherry on top.

[Sassette]

Heh ... well, Ruth and I >did< say the same thing... Ruth just did it in her delightful "No metaphors ... just fucking" way *G*

God, I love you, Ruth. In a prison way.

-Sass

[AutumnT]

*pouts*

Everybody's getting loved in a prison way but me.

[Enigmatic]

aw poor Autumn...I bet you'll get your chance sooner or later...

[Pixie gishmock]

mmmm...chicken casserole. What a great thread!! My mother is coming to visit - she should be here in about 2 hours - and I'm getting all my smutty kitten time in while I can. I can't really think of anything to add - Sass and Ruth just put it so well. So I'll just toss out some panties as I go start cleaning my apartment.

[Grimaldi]

i don't think anything is going to top what tommo said.

[Sassette]

Well, I think there's room in this cell, Autumn .... come on in and prepare to be loved in a prison way.

-Sass

[AutumnT]

sigh.

FINALLY!

OK I need to STOP DRINKING MOCHAS NOW.

[concrete]

*sends Garfield a plate of virtual chili* & make sure you got plenty of water. Not eaten since monday? Now [b:f4029fd4b0] that's[/b:f4029fd4b0] not very healthy. Smakelijk eten!

[Owl]

Alright. Here I go....
So, the question is what they would be prepared to spend hours over.... which I'm just going to interperet as preparation rather than just plain indulgence, because that's already been pointed out by Sass and Tommo.

But preparation:
So, this one time, at Sass's thread? There was this whole thing with Smittens painting each other's backs with Sapphic poems using [i:14881bf509] chocolate[/i:14881bf509] instead of ink. (and somehow, i don't think it was my idea. really.) I could see that. Especially if the painter accidentally, say, messed up every so often and had to start all over again... heh.

And if I had to go with something else, I'd say artichokes, 'cause.... did you see [u:14881bf509]Antonia's Line[/u:14881bf509]? *thud* I can't remember the line exactly but... something like, "and you know what you do with the heart? You savor it." mmm hmm!

[Banshee]

My friend brought us Baklava for lunch today.. homemade w/rose water and all.. I'm in sugar heaven right now.. Perhaps this explains why I look like Xander from this season.. And the newspaper today also ran a few Thai food reciepes, so that means fun coconut based experimentation this weekend... Wait.. No, not like THAT! Bad,bad kitties.

Wait.. what was the question again? did it have something to do w/ W/T's favorite foods or something like that? Well, if not then that's what it is, that's what I'm making it.. And I think they eat sushi.. and indian.. There, that's it.. mindless goodness..

-S

[Still Waters Run Deep]

Jeez. Here I am arriving at a perfectly reasonable Wednesday thread [guacamole btw] just to find that Ruth was here and now everything is revolving around smut.

I dont know....* walks off muttering 'what's the world coming to'*.................
*runs back exclaiming 'Smut! I like smut, honest' *


Always with the hope

[tommo]

Yeah yeah, cuz you bunch of virgins weren't thinking the exact same thing.

Sass, you can love me in a prison way. Does it involve batons and cudgels late at night, with your hand over my mouth so the girl in the top bunk won't hear me?

Oops. I've never been in prison. Honest.

[Sassette]

Yup. And handcuffs and showers, baby.

-Sass

[Dumbsaint]

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Sass, you can love me in a prison way. Does it involve batons and cudgels late at night, with your hand over my mouth so the girl in the top bunk won't hear me?

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Oh, how I do love you, Ruth, my bint.

...is thinking of changing her sig to "Bury the Fury"...

[Rally]

Ruth, thank you for the nice visual to give me something to think about in my boring staff meeting I must now attend.

[Thanatopsis]

Ah, daily thread gone a smut.

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Yup. And handcuffs and showers, baby.

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Make sure they're rust proof or they're hell to get off. Um, not like that. Also, they break much easier.

[WebWarlock]

Sorry to interupt the prison sex thread.

Well I got the word today that I did not get that job.

They said I had too much experience to teach children??? WTF???

Anyway thanks everyone who wished me luck. I am off to see if they need any Ph.D.s to work at Best Buy!

Warlock

[Karzia]

Major bummer Web, I too am recently outa work, well maybe the strange lesbian next to you at Best But will be me.

As for loving in a prison way, you folks ever see a really bad moive called "Cell Block Sisters", truely bad film but it does have some educational moments

[Taz]

What tommo said, tommo has all the right answers

[april]

well, as long as we're on the topic of smut (and really, when aren't we?), it's freaking NINETY FIVE DEGREES here in NYC. we're dying of heat here! can someone distract me, or at least come up with some Smutty Ways to Beat the Heat?

please? i'll be a very good girl...

[Sassette]

Handcuffs and showers, baby.

-Sass
considering using that as her default answer, no matter what the question is