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Its Monsters Inc Wednesday, MKF

Postby MadeinNZ » Tue Apr 23, 2002 10:22 pm

OK, so this is my first attempt at a daily thread so please be kind.

I was thinking the other day about some of the great monsters and creatures of the night that have been on Buffy over the years. So my question is - "What are your favorite monsters?"

And to start the ball rolling -

Scariest monster - Kindestod in "Killed by Death" from S2 is my biggest nightmare. Looks like Freddy Kruger on a bad hair day and sucks the life out of small children. Nice.

Coolest monster - Sweet from "OMWF" from S6. Showtime.

Scariest line from a monster - "You taste like strawberries" from "Wrecked" in S6 (although Rack isn't your run of the mill monster).
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Postby Rally » Tue Apr 23, 2002 10:37 pm

Adam...lame, nuff said.
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Postby tyche » Tue Apr 23, 2002 11:07 pm

Scariest monster: Idiot homophobe trolls (as seen on every 'Buffy' posting board, ever)
Second scariest monster: Killer snot demon from 'Listening to Fear' (any resemblance to trolls is entirely incidental.)
Campest monster: Tie between the Gentlemen and Glory
Funniest monster: Giles as the Fyarl demon, 'A New Man'. Second place goes to the stoner vamp from 'The Freshman' ("Are we gonna fight, or are we just gonna have, like, a monster sarcasm rally?")
Perkiest monster: April, 'I Was Made To Love You'
Most misogynist monster: Tie between Spike and the evil biker demons from 'Bargaining'
Humans can be monsters too: Tara's family, 'Family'
And I think that's about it for now...
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Postby MadeinNZ » Tue Apr 23, 2002 11:39 pm

Just thought of another one.

Most unimaginative monster: The loan shark in "Tabula Rasa" who looked like, well, a shark. That must have taken weeks to perfect.
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Postby mollyig » Wed Apr 24, 2002 12:39 am

Freaky monsters:
The Gentlemen
Little old lady from the Doublemeat Palace
Quellor (sp?) demon from "listening to fear"
Kindestod
Snake Mayor

Fun monsters:
Glorificus
Olaf the Troll
Clem
Sweet
Pre-snake Mayor


The sun is shining brightly in a beautiful blue sky here in Dublin - believe me this is an unusual event!

[b:139ac6347f]Edited because a friend of mine just emailed me this link: [/b:139ac6347f]http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html
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Postby La » Wed Apr 24, 2002 3:53 am

Glory was the most flamboyant.

Gachnar the Fear Demon (did I get that right?) was killed in the funniest way.

The Gentlemen were definitely the freakiest.

The Loan Shark was the most fake-looking (because all of the other monsters are realistic ;) )

I don't know, I suppose I could go on and on, but those are the first to come to mind.

Hehe, according to the "Gay-O-Meter": [b:51734b0ca1] La is 46% Gay. Congratulations. You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well-adjusted lesbian babe![/b:51734b0ca1] I'm a babe! Wow, how'd they know? :D
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Postby tommo » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:01 am

Well, I'm 46% gay. Apparently. :rolleyes

However, monsters...I'm the one who had nightmares about The Gentleman, so no prizes for guessing who my scariest monsters are. :lol
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Postby mollyig » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:03 am

But Ruth - you're Gay Now - how could you have only scored 46%

I got 60% (and no, I'm not bragging, just informing!)
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Postby tommo » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:21 am

I think the questions about decorating and doing my own DIY conflicted too much. Oh, and the question about being dumb and beautiful or smart and ugly...well I [b:008238851f] mean[/b:008238851f]...speaking as one who is definitely the latter but has always wanted to be the former, I think that kind of screwed up the whole process as well. :)

And another thing...

Adam was lame, yes. But damn, I'd give anything for the veritable safety of Season 4 when Buffy was amusing and Willow was still a kooky lesbian. Sigh.
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Postby WebWarlock » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:33 am

fun.
Well as it turns out I am only 20% gay. ;)

I think the question about giving out sex toys might have thrown them. My wife and I have a tradition. Everytime one of our friends turns 30 we give her a vibrator and get a new one for ourselves.

Hmmm...who else do I know that is turning 30..... ;)

Anyway scary monsters. Yeah the Gentlemen. But the Mayor had a creepy kind of evilness. He was I think one of the most evil Big Bads. Though I would have loved it if the Master had been given more to do but sulk.

Warlock.
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Postby tommo » Wed Apr 24, 2002 4:56 am

I hate you Tim. But I'll take the vibrator. ;)
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Postby Willow wtch » Wed Apr 24, 2002 5:14 am

the biggest asshole monster: (Demonic Hyena) Xander.

hmmm........ and Im too gay, apparently. 100%.
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Postby Enigmatic » Wed Apr 24, 2002 5:16 am

hm, I can't seem to acces that bloody test...it just keeps on loading and loading and loading :rolleyes ...can anyone help me?
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Postby AutumnT » Wed Apr 24, 2002 5:19 am

Scariest monsters ever. The Gentlemen. Nothing else comes close. They still creep me out every time I watch [i:0334904d61] Hush[/i:0334904d61].
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Postby TheWhiz » Wed Apr 24, 2002 5:25 am

I agree with Autumn T, The Gentlemen still give me nightmares!
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Postby mollyig » Wed Apr 24, 2002 5:52 am

From Creative Loafing (based in Atlanta (home of Indigo Girls!) website: http://atlanta.creativeloafing.com/2002-04-17/arts_popculture.html

Local academic plumbs the depths of 'Buffy'

BY FELICIA FEASTER

It used to be that film scholars were the crackpots, looked down upon by the humanities and literature crowd as proponents of a quack discipline.

But now that film is accepted as a legitimate art form and its professors securely tenured or comfortably retired, television studies has become the latest bastard science -- the new questionable forum for academic theory wrasslin'.

Ronda Wilcox, a professor of English at Gordon College in Barnesville, Ga., is probably tired of sticking up for the latest network offerings amongst the Virginia Woolf and Shakespeare set. As rare as an orchid in the Arctic, Wilcox is as big a fan of high culture as she is of low, and her current lowbrow obsession couldn't inspire more snickers.

Wilcox, it seems, is mad about Buffy.

Wilcox has undeniable street cred in the ivied academic sense. She has an undergraduate degree from the University of North Carolina-Greensboro, a Ph.D. from Duke and a full professorship under her belt. And she has chosen to apply that high-minded seriousness to the most disreputable of study areas, the teenybopper adventure series "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." Created by third-generation TV writer Joss Whedon and starring the big-eyed babe Sarah Michelle Gellar, "Buffy" centers on a girl "slayer" whose mission is to keep vampires at bay in her slice of California.

"The thing I'm trying to get across is that a lot of times people have an unfortunate snobbery about whatever is being written during the time period that they live in," says Wilcox of the disdain some have heaped on television studies.

For instance, says Wilcox, Shakespeare's plays in their time were "not considered to be high on the list of literary art." Likewise Dickens, she says, building her case toward Buffy acceptance.

When Wilcox is not watching "Buffy," she is writing about the show as a trailblazer in the field of Buffy just co-edited a well-reviewed anthology (with David Lavery) of writings about "Buffy" titled Fighting the Forces: What's at Stake in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'.

Wilcox's students "think it's fun" that their professor is hooked on Whedon's vampire heroine and her bildungsroman transformation from cleavage-baring teen hottie to empowered feminist heroine and college student. "Buffy" enthusiasts, both its fans and academic commentators, like to talk about the series' use of vampirism as a metaphor for teen tribulations, like a bad boyfriend who turns out to be a literal monster, or teenage cliques represented as packs of hyenas who eat the Sunnydale High School principal (see also I Was a Teenage Werewolf, The Lost Boys, Teen Wolf etc.). But "Buffy" is more than a horror show of adolescent mutation. It subverts the horror movie cliche of helpless women attacked by monsters, instead offering up an ass-whooping feminist avenger.

"Symbolic" television like "Buffy," says Wilcox, features fantasy elements that allow it to address deeper themes and meanings such as the role of women in today's society. Like Barbie and Jackie O. in their glory days, "Buffy" has become a potent cultural barometer invested with the post-feminist values of her age, a starting point for roiling debate about gender roles, race, homo- sexuality, mother-daughter rivalry and probably any other issue exploitable in its six-year run.

"The center of meaning is this story of a young girl that people can identify with because she has something heroic within her, and yet the world at large doesn't see it," says Wilcox.

Whether you agree with the elevation of "Buffy" to the status of art, you can't help but admire enthusiasts like Wilcox for their very atypically academic, fan-like infatuation.

"I think all of us are always fighting the forces, and that's why people can identify with 'Buffy.'"


Fighting the Forces: What's at Stake in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer.' Edited by Rhonda V. Wilcox and David Lavery, Rowman & Littlefield Publishers Inc., 290 pages, $24.95.
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Postby magickalbear » Wed Apr 24, 2002 5:55 am

I have a huge favor to ask.. I am going on Vacation starting next week and I was wondering if anyone knew a way that I could get any spoilers that come out for the next, oh week and a half, emailed to me. I have a cell phone with mobile email and I figure that's pretty much the best use for it at this point. I couldn't survive without my spoiler fix... I mean, withdrawl is a bitca (intentionally misspelled) and I don't think I could handle it.. thanks in advance for the assistance :bounce

edited to say: I'm 60% gay according to the meter.. wow.. I guess since I'm already doing the whole questioning thing I'll have to add this to the imperical evidence I already have. I'm just mostly gay.. (sorry... thinly veiled reference to The Princess Bride)
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Postby Grimaldi » Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:03 am

scariest were the Gentlemen.

The funniest was the fear demon, made all that noise but when he shows up, was so tiny,

the best was the Mayor, had that self-help guru, concered parent vibe going.

lamest was the loan shark from Once More.
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Postby WebWarlock » Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:05 am

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[b:d9a56c5146] Ruth spat this ire in my general direction...[/b:d9a56c5146]
I hate you Tim. But I'll take the vibrator. ;)
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Sure! Natalie and I need to go shopping for a new one anyway. Can never have too many sex toys! Got a great shop just a couple of miles away, and things are very cheap. (Off of O'Hare on Touhy.)

course if I was a real asshole I'd send you one with Xander's or Spike's face on it! ;)

Oh, wanted to let the daily thread know that it is also "Willow on Top Wednesday" over on the spoiler thread. No spoilers. Just silliness.
I think tomorrow is Tara on Top Thursday.
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Postby AutumnT » Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:08 am

Makes a living off of watching TV. She used to go on and on about the X-Files and write books and teach classes about it. I predict in 3 years it will be some other show. And a new book out. And that show will now be the BEST SHOW EVER. According to her.
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Postby the literary exterminator » Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:13 am

[b:b7913a1ee5] magickalbear[/b:b7913a1ee5]: Okay, I know a lot of people in this group don't like him, but Spoiler Slayer has a mailing list with a daily (sometimes semi-daily) update. You can sign up for it here. Occasionally he produces some whack speculation, but he labels it pretty well so you can skip it pretty easy. Mostly, though, he just updates on the spoilage out there the day it appears. It's a good resource.

Oh, in case it's not obvious from context, the unspoiled should not follow the link above.
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Postby magickalbear » Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:20 am

Thanks I really appreciate it. I mean, I'm going to a pagan festival (read camping) and then to my Aunt's house - who happens to be a W/T shipper in addition to also being with the Pagan-ness - but she doesn't have a computer... ugh... Again, I really appreciate it.
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Postby Puff » Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:26 am

Turns out I am 73% gay, who knew? :grin

Anyway I am at home ill again and all this talk makes me want to watch Killed by death again.

Oh the gentlemen were scary. But not as scary as seeing Spike naked :eek
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Postby ninjitsugrrl » Wed Apr 24, 2002 6:46 am

the guys from hush gave me nightmares. ick!
alert to anyone else who is obsessed with angelina jolie. she is on revealed on E! tonight at 9. my VCR is set.
have a good wednesday kittens!
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Postby tommo » Wed Apr 24, 2002 7:00 am

Just off O'Hare, you say Tim? How nice.

Bizarre as it might be to be discussing this with a guy (although you know, most of my friends are guys, but anyway...) you might need to give me the address of that place. ;)

I remember driving up to Wisconsin from Chicago before Christmas. Fantastic. One side of the road - cheese shops as far as the eye could see. The other side? Sex shops. Just lots and lots of sex shops. I liked that. :)
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Postby magickalbear » Wed Apr 24, 2002 7:06 am

Cheese and sex.. hmm.. this is starting to sound like the spoiler board :)
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Postby AutumnT » Wed Apr 24, 2002 7:07 am

And don't forget the virgin Mary in every front yard.
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Postby BBOvenGuy » Wed Apr 24, 2002 7:22 am

Good morning! :D

I took the test as well, and I'm only 26% gay. And this after spending all those years in my choir. I guess it really doesn't rub off. My mother will be so pleased. :rolleyes

Just stopping by on my way to starting my day's writing. I've got three days to put a new story together. No pressure. No pressure at all... :eek

Oh, and I'd also like to tell the folks in the Spoiler Thread how sorry I feel for them because of what happened with a certain unregistered poster. :(

As for monsters, I think the Mayor was my favorite. I liked the Master, too. They gave him some really good lines.

Have a great day, everybody! :bounce
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Postby tommo » Wed Apr 24, 2002 7:29 am

I don't need your sympathy Bob. I'm strong. Strong Like An Amazon. And I can friggin' bitchslap certain people like one too. :)

But thanks. Hope your writing goes well; I hate all the pressure type stuff. Not that I would know how it feels. [i:31d647f3d4] *shiver*[/i:31d647f3d4]

I appear to have developed a nervous tick. Oh joy.
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Postby WebWarlock » Wed Apr 24, 2002 7:32 am

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[b:a247acccf0] Ruth wispered sweet nothings in my ear that sounded like,[/b:a247acccf0]
I remember driving up to Wisconsin from Chicago before Christmas. Fantastic. One side of the road - cheese shops as far as the eye could see. The other side? Sex shops. Just lots and lots of sex shops. I liked that.
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Wow. I have been there tons of times! Just right next to the Bristol Renissance Faire! Which my wife and I call "Breast-fest" cause of all of the cleavage.

This place is Adult World.
It is at 423 W. Touhy Avenue, Des Plaines, IL 60018 (773)-694-0090.

Yeah it is in Des Plaines, but the phone number is a Chicago one.
Here is the site, www.adultworldchicago.com/

Actually I consider myself a conosuer of sex toys now. My wife (bless her little perverted heart) has more vibrators than all of our friends combined. The last one we gave out was also close to this girl's wedding and her groom to be asked me if I ever got jealous of her vibrators. I told him that was stupid, how could I get jealous over my wife have a couple hundred more orgasms?

Anyway. Check the place out. It is much cheaper than that one in Wis. and cleaner. Less truckers. But stay away from the arcade, cause that is just scary.

Warlock.
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