The question for me is, which is better: reincarnation or paradise? (aka "Heaven")
With reincarnation, no matter how much better you're reincarnated (Finally, that six pack! And, I'm ambidextrous and multi-lingual. No it's not [i:949d0ae498] all[/i:949d0ae498] about sex . . . is it?

), you're still [i:949d0ae498] here[/i:949d0ae498]: subject not only to the Laws of Nature, but the Laws of Reason.
To wit: [i:949d0ae498] x[/i:949d0ae498] cannot equal [i:949d0ae498] [u:949d0ae498]not[/u:949d0ae498] x[/i:949d0ae498]. For example, I am [i:949d0ae498] deeply[/i:949d0ae498] and inherently [b:949d0ae498] monogamous[/b:949d0ae498]. Yet there are so many (in just [i:949d0ae498] this[/i:949d0ae498] time and place alone!) I'd love to [i:949d0ae498] Make Love to[/i:949d0ae498]. See what I mean? Logic dictates I can't be [i:949d0ae498] completely monogamous[/i:949d0ae498] and [i:949d0ae498] completely polyamorous[/i:949d0ae498] at the same time.
But in Heaven, such piddling Rules don't apply. In Heaven, [i:949d0ae498] Each and Every Kitten[/i:949d0ae498] (and Aly and Amber, [i:949d0ae498] and[/i:949d0ae498] Willow and Tara, Xena and Gabrielle!) [b:949d0ae498] will be My One and Only[/b:949d0ae498]. And I promise, you will [i:949d0ae498] All[/i:949d0ae498] love Gatito like I'm [i:949d0ae498] Your Always[/i:949d0ae498] and [i:949d0ae498] Your Everything![/i:949d0ae498] And, despite common interpretations of Matthew 22:30 ("For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels in heaven."), I think Heaven will have every bit of [i:949d0ae498] Earth's Fleshy Delights[/i:949d0ae498] . . . [b:949d0ae498] only more so![/b:949d0ae498]
So, even though I've sometimes expressed a desire to "come back as Aly's lip gloss," [b:949d0ae498] Heaven[/b:949d0ae498] is the way to go.
GG [i:949d0ae498] Since you're all gonna be my Love Poodles in Heaven, maybe one of ya would like to start now? Taking applications![/i:949d0ae498]

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