Tabula Rasa parody fic

[Rally]

It is sad, at worldcon, pretty much every panel started with the statement Joss lies. But really fans are having a real time of it deciphering between his lies to protect story elements and his back pedaling cover up lies.



No one mentions about how it was first Amber will be back, then Amber will be back barring other obligations, then hopefully Amber will be back. While Amber has pretty much consistently stated that it is up to Joss.



Now that I have completely gone off about that in your poor fic thread, let me find another line I really liked, actually this one is pretty timely given the news that came out on Friday:

Quote:

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TARA

Go a week. A week without pissing us off.



JOSS

(soothing)

Pfft. That's easy!

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Well officially, of course, I have to say that I have no idea what you're talking about.

[tommo]

Well Julia, let's face it, it's not like there isn't enough bitterness to go round, is it? I can't think of anyone I'd rather fu... uh, I mean share with than you, sweetness.

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"Squish. Squish. Squish."

[Dumbsaint]

Hehe. Rally, thanks for letting me know which bits particularly did it for you. That kind of feedback is the best kind when it comes to my attempts at comedy. I never know if certain things are funny to anyone besides my geek-infested self.



JULIA

Go a week. A week without whoring up the place.



RUTH

Pfft. That's easy!

"It's not real. I mean, there are no vampires, there are no witches. Well, there are Wiccans, but they're not making out with Alyson, so..." -Amber Benson

[tkheaven]

OMG that was freakin hilarious! i loved that 'Miss-Psycho-Pep-Sqaud' puns...poor kitty...this is great



JULIA

Go a week. A week without whoring up the place.



RUTH

Pfft. That's easy!

...as beads of sweat begin to form on Ruth's forehead

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"

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Tara was similarly riveted, her body on slow burn as Willow's lips parted and her mouth opened, the food slipping inside and being consumed. Never in her life had Tara ever wanted to be a chicken casserole so badly...Later that night..."It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured, before passing out. ~ Answering Darkness by Sassette

[The Big I T]

Quote:

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TARA

Go a week. A week without pissing us off.



JOSS

(soothing)

Pfft. That's easy!



Tara isn't convinced in the least. She's stoic, fighting back the urge to deck him.

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Y'see...this is just the kind of thing that Tara would do. Endless amounts of goodness in that woman. Me? I'd just go ahead and deck him.

[BytrSuite]

Ooh, Julia, this is bloody brilliant. You do the parody thing so, so well.

Quote:

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WILLOW

(sheepish)

Sorry. Still... yanno... workin' through my crazy lesbian rage.

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I love it!

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No comment.

[nika]

*LMAO* Julia you are frickin BRILLIANT! I think I love you.

This is just what I needed. It's better than cartoons I tell ya.

[Tara22]

Dumbsaint: oooh! I wanna read the musical parody! where would it be? in the finished fics section?

Tara: Every time I... even when I'm at my worst, you
always make me feel special. How
do you do that?

Willow: Magic

[Sassette]

Quote:

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They do. Gulping. Take Charge Tara. Very commanding. Rar.

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Oh, Dear Lord.



Between that and Willow's Lesbian Rage ... just ... oh God.



You are wicked funny. Emphasis on the 'wicked'.



-Sass

[Dumbsaint]

Thanks, Sass. But really, I'm sweet and innocent. Ask anyone. Really.



Tara22, you can find the musical fic here: Once More, All Naked, All Gay



If anyone has doubts as to my innate purity and virtue, I think the musical fic will clear things up lickety split.

"It's not real. I mean, there are no vampires, there are no witches. Well, there are Wiccans, but they're not making out with Alyson, so..." -Amber Benson

[Tara22]

OK Dumbsaint you OFFICIALY proved that something was funnier than the Tabula Rasa story...



gosh that was funny!!

Tara: Every time I... even when I'm at my worst, you
always make me feel special. How
do you do that?

Willow: Magic

[Dumbsaint]

Toldja.

"It's not real. I mean, there are no vampires, there are no witches. Well, there are Wiccans, but they're not making out with Alyson, so..." -Amber Benson

[kbk3022]

Dumbsaint,

I love this parody, you are a very funny person. I would go and quote all the things I thought were funny but I think everyone's got them all covered already. However, I really like this line for some reason. It cracked me up.

Quote:

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XANDER

(light)

Alright, alright, I'll use a pencil.

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Great stuff so far. I love it!



Kasey

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"You should come around here on Halloween,
you'd really see something then...
we all jump off the roof and fly."

[Tara22]

Ok... so it's been said, but the one line that just won't leave my head is:



TARA

Go a week. A week without pissing us off.



A week and then we'll see. I don’t know… I think you need serious psychological evaluation.



!



gosh... that is just too funny!

Tara: Every time I... even when I'm at my worst, you
always make me feel special. How
do you do that?

Willow: Magic

Edited by: Tara22 at: 9/21/02 2:26:15 pm

[magickalbear]

I love this fic with the very muchness.. would love to see an update... sooner or later

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[maudmac]

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I have often been adrift, but I have always stayed afloat.    --  David Berry,  The Whales of August

[amazonaa]

That was so funny. I loved it.





great job.







brittney









~Kiss this axe, bitch!---Tara "Bargaining part 2"~