

I feel your pain sister!!!Willow gripped the steering wheel of the immobile car tightly as she groaned in frustration, the same question having been posed to her what felt like a thousand times in the thirty minutes they'd been driving, or sitting in traffic as the case was in that moment.
Confession: I never feel guilty about fussing at the little McFine for that "Are we they're yet?" crap. We were going somewhere recently with a friend of hers who posed the dreaded question and she shushed them quickly with, "Shhh, quite! Don't ask it again or she'll pull over and make us walk." As if that's ever actually happened, lol.After a moment, Willow looked guiltily towards the back seat

In Buffalo every year,
On the day you born,
They start the day right,
In the bright early morn.
and if you ask one more time I’m turning the car around and there won’t be any party!”
Willow took her hand from where it was resting on the gearstick
“The large pit of brightly coloured balls seems to be amusing them.”
The other women greeted them politely but instantly went back to their own conversation.
“Like that bratty kid in Harry Potter?
“When was the last time you even handled a weapon, Harris?
“And I said we could be accused of the same,” Tara added, glancing over her shoulder to meet her wife’s gaze
Xander is hilarious. He's just a big kid and he doesn't even try to change. Love it.
Especially if you’re a big kid 
LOL at the "stepford wives" comments. Even though the same could be guessed if strangers looked at them. People just naturally stay with friends instead of talking to strangers.
Can't wait to see the rest of Tara's birthday.

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Woohoo, I love your updates!
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Woo!Especially love that JJ kicked Xander and Jesse's asses. Leave it to a kid to do it too!
Stepford wives, I really don't like any women like that, though Tara is right who is anyone to judge, just fun to make fun of em once in a while

I am dying to see what Willow is up too, having to leave for a bit, surprises are so much goodness!
And apparently LM was very EVRY hungry, can't wait for the next update!!!

I really liked the party...
Willow & Tara gave good excused to sit out of the laser tag fest...
Big lol for JJ tagging both Xander & Jesse...

Lol for LM liking the cake extra much...

Aww, that was sweet! And now I want to play laser tag!
So much fun.Can't wait to see what other surprises Willow has in store for the rest of Tara's birthday night!

I´m so excited about the next one. I´m so curious of what Willow have in mind for Tara's birthday. I honestly don't know how Tara can stand it not knowing what she are up to!

Woo and hoo for laser tag! It was awesome. JJ totally kicked butt!


Good thinking from Willow to excuse herself for the laser tag, last thing she'd need is one hyper kid running into her and potentially hurt her of the baby...
I want everybody to know about the baby!!!
In the meantime though, I can't wait to see what surprises Willow has in store for Tara for her birthday
I feel your pain sister!!! Confession: I never feel guilty about fussing at the little McFine for that "Are we they're yet?" crap. We were going somewhere recently with a friend of hers who posed the dreaded question and she shushed them quickly with, "Shhh, quite! Don't ask it again or she'll pull over and make us walk." As if that's ever actually happened, lol.

Made me wanna go play laser tag!
It also makes me wonder what Willow has up her sleeve.

First of all, this was brilliant and exactly the sort of adult insinuation I had in mind. Thanks for making the transition between thought and reality.

I know this tone of voice all too well from my own childhood as my sister and I would get bored riding in the back seat of our car for the hour it took to drive to my dad's parent's house. We, like JJ, would sulk for awhile and by the time we had gotten there would have forgotten about it 'cause we could go down to the city park and run around and go on the playground equipment.
and placed Tara's hand over her own and then placed them back on my gearstick. No wait sorry, that's "Baby, you can drive my car and baby I love you" Beep beep beep beep yeah." Well, I had to slip one dick joke in here or it drives down my average

Ah yes, the ball pit. Right up there with the bouncy castle as rather Edwardian, or even earlier, ways of keeping groups of small children entertained in a confined space.

There's no way a group like these women can be plotting anything except the complete and total domination of others to be totally subjugate to their wills. They've met their downfall however as Willow and Tara dance to no one's tune but their own.

Dudley Dursley, the vilest fictional child ever brought to life since Roald Dahl brought the four other Wonka kids to life in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."
The last time Anya and the kids were out of town visiting her folks for the weekend. Oh, a cheap masturbation joke. Part of the same vein of humour as straight dick jokes.
Nicely done. Knocked 2 points down for the fact that Anya’s parents are dead in this verse though 
This is one of Tara's more admirable qualities; the ability to make a conscious effort to find something positive to say about anyone.

“I hear my boy kicked your asses.”....Epicness. I love how both Xander and Jesse got their asses kicked. Woot Woot go JJ.

I wonder what is up Willow's sleeve for Tara's surprise.
Me want more awesome updates...please lol XD


Willow smiled over at her wife and looked on as she finished her cake, then walked over to Alex and gave him a warm hug, exchanging a few words with the birthday boy before she sauntered back over and placed a passing kiss against Tara’s cheek before whispering in her ear.
“I’ll be back, my love.”

She heard her wife give a giggle and was about to wrap her arms around the redhead’s waist to help her up the rest of the stairs when the room suddenly burst with unexpected light and a shrill cry of 10 different voices rang out.
“Sur–”
Willow and Tara stood still in shock as they took in the sight of their friends and family all standing in their living room, looking on at them, balloons spread around the floor and a single banner that said ‘Happy Birthday’ that looked suspiciously similar to the same ones that had been hanging up at Alex’s party strewn across the top of the doorway.
Everyone stayed in shocked silence until Xander broke the silence with a nervous gulp as a balloon in his hand bounced up and down on its string, the only movement in the room.
“–prise?”
Anya's first line is going to be: "I told you they'd be coming home to have sex!!!"“Sur–”
Willow and Tara stood still in shock as they took in the sight of their friends and family all standing in their living room, looking on at them, balloons spread around the floor and a single banner that said ‘Happy Birthday’ that looked suspiciously similar to the same ones that had been hanging up at Alex’s party strewn across the top of the doorway.
Everyone stayed in shocked silence until Xander broke the silence with a nervous gulp as a balloon in his hand bounced up and down on its string, the only movement in the room.
“–prise?”
OMG! Que funny. I can't believe you did that to our girls....but its fucking hilarious. I can't wait to read what Anya is going to say. “But it’s my birthday. And you’re very sexy. And I plan on spending the rest of the night with at least one of my body parts inside you at all times.”
Willow squirmed as her body temperature instantly soared.
“Ohh, that’s gonna make me crash, that’s gonna make me crash,” she wriggled in her seat and pushed Tara’s hand away before staring intently at the road, “Okay, okay, we just need to...just no sexy looks for the next 10 minutes. Then we will be home. Where our bed is

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha! Freakin' classic! Great writing...I could picture the entire scene and in my mind there were crickets chirping as well. Just wondering how they will react after the shock wears off and they get some clothes on. Willow pissed and Tara embarrassed or vice versa? I guess I'll just have to wait...boo!
Knocked 2 points down for the fact that Anya’s parents are dead in this verse though
“I think that’s my cue to leave,” she said
“You’re the glow-y one,” Tara replied but with a warm smile, “I’ll look a lot better when I get changed.”
and lucked out in not having had anything spilled on her throughout the course of the day until she heard Willow speak again.
Willow’s eyes fluttered closed at the soft contact and she had to make a pointed effort to snap them open again to keep control of the car, though her head still moved into the touch as a low mutter left her lips.
Willow let out a small giggle as Tara pulled the zips on either boot up,
“I did eat your cake, after all.”
Willow had to suppress a grin when she felt Tara’s hand give her buttock a cheeky squeeze as she took the two tickets and handed them to the guard, who scanned them with a handheld machine
Willow felt a flush rise on her cheeks as a warm tingle settled in her abdomen, her standard response whenever Tara sang,
Tara took the olive between her lips, sucking it from her wife’s fingers and into her mouth before she began slowly chewing on the small, oval bite.
“Salty,” Tara answered
I'll do my own criticism for the straight guy come joke but I'm a weak-minded tomcat unrepentant to the end.
“Guess I can’t blame a guy for trying.
‘Come Together’..“I love this song.”...“I’ll bet.”
“But we’ll get kicked out if you keep that up.”
"I’ve been...sticky since you showed up in those tight jeans.”
“When I’m so big I’ll have to roll out of bed and you won’t be able to get on top of me?”
Everyone stayed in shocked silence until Xander broke the silence with a nervous gulp as a balloon in his hand bounced up and down on its string, the only movement in the room.
Dibs. Hooray for no Wednesday afternoon classes!!!

Loved Willow and Tara's flirting at the concert.
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Anya's first line is going to be: "I told you they'd be coming home to have sex!!!"

Wow, wow, wow....I love how they had a picnic at a concert, but man would I be pissed if I came home to make love to my girl and people were in the house.

And you know, they knew what Willow had planned.
Oh I really hope Willow says something, cause not cool messing with their alone time.


Bwhaha! That's awesome! I was not expecting that at all! So funny!

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OMG! Que funny. I can't believe you did that to our girls....but its fucking hilarious.
I can't wait to read what Anya is going to say.

I do love you intrepretation of a very horny and naughty Tara. Me likes a lot. *wink wink*


The ending was amazing! I didn't expect that at all. Just amazing!
The two of them are totally going to be blushing for the rest of the evening!

I loved the picnic in the concert and those lovely flirts...
I guess Willow & Tara are going to be pretty pissed when their precious sexy alone time is interrupted...


I totally was not expecting that. Tara's going to hide in the kitchen while Willow asks everyone to leave. How embarrassing!


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Bahahahahahahahahahahaha! Freakin' classic! Great writing...I could picture the entire scene and in my mind there were crickets chirping as well.
Just wondering how they will react after the shock wears off and they get some clothes on. Willow pissed and Tara embarrassed or vice versa? I guess I'll just have to wait...boo!

Loved the date! Sweet Willow is always my favorite Willow:) Horny Tara was great and just as I always imagined.
And together they make sweet, hot love 
Damn, I knew I should have gone with Anya was out of town fulfilling that dream of visiting the Federal Mint.
Now I just look insensitive and crass for forgetting that her parents were dead in this verse so I could make a wanking joke; sorry. Anya, even though you are a fictional character, I apologize.

That is so Tara's cue to take some clothes off but Fate, ever with a twisted sense of humour unfathomable to us mere mortals, shall intervene as we shall soon see.

No amount of artificial accoutrements, clothing or hair/makeup, can alter the indisputable fact that Tara is naturally an angel in human form and any embellishments are gravy.
I spilled my seed thinking about Tara in that understated red blouse and black pants accentuating the sinuous curves of her voluptuous thighs but that has no bearing upon her appearance and she won't be getting any stares from the security guards moaning about dress policy.
I spilled my seed thinking about Tara in that understated red blouse and black pants accentuating the sinuous curves of her voluptuous thighs but that has no bearing upon her appearance and she won't be getting any stares from the security guards moaning about dress policy.
Nobody can pull off red leather boots like Tara and nobody gets to pull them off of Tara but Willow.
Smutty minds think alike as I had formed this sexual bantering of the innuendo-laced possibilities of combining food and sex with even the most innocent remark after I read that sentence.
I was laughing hysterically that we both can conceive of ways to have them flirt and work each other into a titillating frenzy with even the most innocuous of phrases.
I'll do my own criticism for the straight guy come joke but I'm a weak-minded tomcat unrepentant to the end.
That's what i keep telling myself every time I'm borne aloft on the wind by a daydream of Willow, Tara, or both.
Now I am wondering how many songs in the Beatles catalogue one can place smutty innuendo upon due to the double meaning of words in the title?
No they won"t. Every event has a special dispensation clause for Willow and Tara. It is the only way the world can keep turning.
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I'll file this in the BBW fetish for future use in something; Big Beautiful Willow. Zaftig Willow
This is the moment where Fate chooses to intervene and use Willow and Tara as playthings for its amusement as none one walks in on Willow and Tara having sex but they are already in their home when the two ladies come inside and then plan to come inside each other but are suddenly in a roomful of friends and family having made it to third base and heading for home.
Oh my........ I can't stop laughing!!!

Gotta say, I'd rather be Tara than Willow in this situation. It is far less embarassing to flash some boob (hmmmmmmm Tara boob) than it is to give your friends and family a crotch shot. The only thing that can make this better is if Willow is wearing Tara's lacy surprise or if she didnt have on anything underneath at all!
Great update...you write humor very well.


She felt the last button being unbuttoned and felt her shirt just hanging over her shoulders as they stepped onto the first stair and brought her hands to the redhead’s pants, snapping the button open and giving them a push so they fell around Willow’s ankles.
She heard her wife give a giggle and was about to wrap her arms around the redhead’s waist to help her up the rest of the stairs when the room suddenly burst with unexpected light and a shrill cry of 10 different voices rang out.
“Sur–”
Willow and Tara stood still in shock as they took in the sight of their friends and family all standing in their living room, looking on at them, balloons spread around the floor and a single banner that said ‘Happy Birthday’ that looked suspiciously similar to the same ones that had been hanging up at Alex’s party strewn across the top of the doorway.
Everyone stayed in shocked silence until Xander broke the silence with a nervous gulp as a balloon in his hand bounced up and down on its string, the only movement in the room.
“–prise?”

Brain broken. Fire bad. Tree Pretty. AWWWSOME!!!
My brain's too broke to come up with more coherent feedback...

as the shout seemed to snap the others to attention as they started to scramble and cover their eyes, rushing around in an effort to get out of the room as quickly as possible.
“At least I wasn’t going commando.”
“There’s my girl’s pretty smile.”
“You always see the good. I love that about you.”
“Now to continue on our never-ending quest to get each other naked.”
“Do you like it?” Willow asked, walking into the room and towards the bed, “I got one to...accentuate my, ah...increased bust of late.”
“Is it my turn yet?” Willow asked after a few minutes and saw the blonde raise her head in question, “Don’t think I didn’t see that cleavage you were offering when I walked in.”
“It’s my birthday.”
“But let’s get back to the boobs before I decide I need to spend the rest of the night kissing your stomach.”
“You will be the death of me, Willow Rosenberg.”
the topic in hand was not something she needed to be convinced of
“Would you like to talk about name semantics or would you like to fuck me?”
“You are much too beautiful not to be fully seen.”
“Well, if you’re a Tara-whisperer,” Tara started with a low chuckle in her voice, “It’s only fair that I get to be a Willow-whisperer too.”
“Don’t make me beg.”
“I love it when you’re really wet,”
Wow!
All hail Laragh for an amazing and drool worthy update. Plus love the snuggle time, oh yeah baby lol.“Oh. Right. Orgasms,” she nodded, before giving a thumbs up, “I approve.”
Xander saw Willow start to seethe and all but picked up his wife, running them out of the house while Anya yelled at him.
“Xander, stop! You’re hurting me! Xander, I need my jacket! Our car’s two blocks away, it’s cold! Xander...!”
Dibs YAY!!
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Brain broken. Fire bad. Tree Pretty. AWWWSOME!!!

Another amazing update!
Haha gotta love everyone but Anya scrambling to get the hell outta there. Poor Tara, and of course Anya not moving even after the others were gone, PRICELESS!!! You have captured Anya to a T, I do have to say.
I can see why Willow reacted the way she did, I mean I would have wanting alone time with my wife on her birthday, who wouldn't want that?
AT least they didn't let that stop them from having their alone time, and oh so much yummy naughty fun!!! Always love seeing them together, of course I think I need a cold shower now but that's beside the point hehe.

It's just great to see that with everything else in their lives, and the baby on the way (Which I still am wondering how they are telling everyone else that Willow is pregnant) they are able to find time to be together.
And the big reveal will happen in due course, promise!I so cannot wait for next week!!

I guess Anya, Xander and the others are going to be on Willow's Shitlist for few weeks/months...
I really loved their private, very naked, birthday celebrations...
Well, happy birthday, Tara!

My brain's too broke to come up with more coherent feedback...


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Thanks!
Talk about clueless and not in a hot Alicia Silverstone kind of way but a I'm so wrapped up in myself Anya Channel Tunnelvision kind of way i.e, her tunnel vision is all-encompassing.
Now there is a military image i can get behind and believe me, I'd like to get behind Willow when she's going commando.
Tara's smile is all the colors of the rainbow and Fort Knox is at the end of it , not just one measly pot of gold for she is magically delicious.
That is the essence of Tara in one sentence, isn't it?
Leave the quest for truth, justice, and the American way to Superman. Willow and Tara's quest is far more attainable.
I have never seen a more uplifting sight in my life as Willow in the full flush of hormonal enhancement.
Was there something else to see because when Tara's cleavage is on display, everything else blends together into a heat haze.
This puts a dirty rewrite on the pop standard:
"It's my birthday and I'll fuck you if I want to, fuck you if I want to, fuck you if i want you.
You'd fuck me too if it happened to you."
Tara Rosenberg-Maclay is a woman who has her priorities in the correct order. Willow's boobs before anything.
That makes Tara Obi-Wan Kenobi and Willow Anakin Skywalker.
The old adages are the best and especially the one that goes "Tara's hand in Willow's bush is worth than more than the topic at hand."
Tara trying a little spicy talk is the sound which sends me to my happy place.
That is the most precious and rarest collection of priceless works of art: The Rosenberg-Maclay Gallery of sculpture, drawing, still-life, and performance art in the Twelve Galaxies.
Willow and Tara naked and only to ever be seen by each other.
To look upon their naked beauty is to die fulfilled.
Never you mind about animals... Willow and Tara Whisperers have brought untold beauty to the world even if we can never benefit personally from such gifts.

Ain't too proud to beg, sweet darling. Please don't leave me don't you go..."
"Only love can bring the rain that makes you yearn to the sky; only love can bring the rain which falls like tears from on high"-Pete Townsend.


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All hail Laragh for an amazing and drool worthy update. Plus love the snuggle time, oh yeah baby lol.
Who doesn’t love the snuggle time?! 
I knew Anya was going to say something to piss off Willow, but she wouldn't be Anya if that didn't happen. I absolutely love this line, other than the fact of the yummy loving.
Like I said before, drool worthy. Can't wait for more updates and some lovin. Oh and lets see how our lovely couple will handle this situation. I bet with style and grace like always.




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