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PostPosted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:07 pm 
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:laugh :lmao :rofl very funny.

I want one!

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One of the sexiest products I've seen so far...mmm SHE-RA/TARA :luv
I would like to put in my order for (1) REBEL PRISONER TARA set. By the way, do the restraints clip or lock?

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Couple more Dykes replies:

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Hey Del! Yeah, my beta was a little squicky on the cousin thing too. I think in my outline I may have even had them being blood cousins, but that idea was quickly squelched. Heh. Sorry for the squirming - it was by marriage!

Thanks so much for mentioning the humor and the narration! I had a lot of fun recording those narration snippets - it just wouldn't have seemed like the Dukes without them. Tee hee. When I listen to them, though, I'm surprised at how my Midwestern accent comes through the fake-southern. Anyway, thank you very very much!

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Hiya Paul! In preparation for writing this story I watched some episodes of the Dukes, and I didn't remember the show being as funny and fun as it actually was. I was chortling and laughing so much - homework never felt so fun! I have to give credit for the title to tarawhipped, I think she's the one who thought of it. And thanks for the accent compliments - that's not my "real" accent, it was an attempt at a U.S. Southern accent. I suspect that real southerners would not think it was all that (or a bag of chips). :)

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Does it say bad things about me that the whole cousin angle didn't weird me out, even before you clarified the 'by marriage' aspect?


I don't think so - honestly it doesn't weird me out all that much either. [/TMI]

Hee, I'm glad you liked all of the little humorous things here and there. I thought that in order to tie the episode together we needed a couple of side plots in addition to the witchy herbs plot (again, thanks to tarawhipped for that). And the whole "be true to yourself" thing came from the characters as I wrote - it wasn't something I had intended.

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I do have to admit I don't get the 'Closer to Fine' reference though. Don't even remember hearing a song called that. Oh well.


Sorry about that, it might have been too much of an American thing. The song is by the Indigo Girls, who are from Georgia, and is an iconic song for many lesbians. It's a pretty rich song lyrically and the message is about being true to who you are. I've always interpreted it as being in reference to coming out of the closet as a lesbian, but it's open to interpretation (as all songs are, people get out of them what they bring to them I think). And some have also called it "the lesbian national anthem." You can listen to a snippet from Amazon - beautiful harmonies. And here are the lyrics.

Thanks Paul!

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Chris the Overall Swell Fellow wrote:
"Barbie's cool, 'cuz her boots are stylish and affordable!" their petite blonde daughter proclaimed.

"My slut-bomb Bratz are cooler, 'cuz they've all got see-through tops!" their brash brunette daughter countered.

Why is it that I'm thinking the two daughters are called Buffy and Faith?

Not an action figure sort at all but now I have a hankering to buy this collection. Of course the adult costumes and Rebel Prisoner Tara set. Is it Christmas yet?
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I want a She-Ra doll - and I want it NOW! (Stamps foot and begins mini tantrum). :-D

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Oh my! you, my swell fellow, crack me up! it was so funny! i want one myself! but maybe....one for adults! eh eh eh....so funny! it was great

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"My slut-bomb Bratz are cooler, 'cuz they've all got see-through tops!" their brash brunette daughter countered.


THIS was hilarious! :lmao

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I just wanted to make one more comment about the She-Ra fic in a new post instead of editing my original one again (just to make sure that Chris comments on it when he leaves his fb replies). I managed to track down an audio file of the opening theme for "The Secret of the Sword" (which I am only now realizing you based some elements of this fic on), and listening to it really helped to bring to mind all of the emotions that I felt for Willow and Tara in this fic.

I nearly cried. Twice.

Thanks again, Chris.

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Chris,
This is cinematic in its scope and could well be a two hour tv movie of She-Ra with the budget to match your boundless imagination and creativity.
I am grateful for the Wikipedia link as I was a He-man fan as a teenager, lifelong fan of the sword/sorcery fantasy genre and the 80's were the heyday for it, primarily on the movie screen and in print but these two series played their respective roles in syndicated t.v.
So not being at all conversant with the She-Ra universe, apart from cursorily knowing of her existence, this story played like the best of the genre in all its glory.
Your extensive descriptions of the weaponry and tactical battlements of the Horde army put me in mind of the Battle of the Pelennor Fields as the armies of Sauron marched all of their varied armaments and animal battlements towards Minas Tirith.
One of the ideas that has always intrigued me and which I haven't seen too many people focus upon is what if Willow and Tara are each on an opposing side of good and evil when first they meet.
As you have presented here, Willow is a rebel fighting in the cause of freedom for the people of Etheria and Tara is a Force Captain in the service of Horak and the villains of the series, boo hiss.
In any other context, they would have a showdown resulting in the deaths of either one or the both of them but this being the union of Willow and Tara, their eyes lock on each other and the sparkage recognition factor is generated resulting in Willow desparately saving Tara from the wreckage of her giant psuedo metal Oliphantish transport.
Comes the moment when Willow aids Tara in seeing the world for what it truly is and not from under the rose colored glasses which the Shadowweaver had maintained lo these many years.
That was beautiful and the moment when Tara pleads with Willow to kiss her sort of reminded me of The Adventures of Robin Hood when Errol Flynn took Olivia DeHavilland into the clearing and showed her the reality of what her people had put the natives of the land under.
Willow put Tara straight about what Xander had lived through and Tara, free from the mental conditioning, pleaded with Willow not to send her back to the Horde and they kissed.
The map of the lands and the illustrations of the characters throughout made this a truly multimedia experience almost like a graphic novel.

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Chris,
Wow, talk about value for one's license fee for WTTV.
It is indeed a family affair, and that show had a Buffy character as well, but I digress.
The kids have dolls to play with which reinforce positive and constructive values and offer strong independent role models for impressionable young females.
The grown-ups get action figures in which to indulge in some yummy and constructive role-playing.
Rebel Willow and Force Captian Tara complete with costumes and vines, and batteries are included?
Hermitfish Media Advertising-I love this company

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Awesome commerical, Chris. Gee, I wonder how you though of action figures...

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Thanks to you all for tuning in and enjoying the She-Ra goodness ;-) It may interest some of you to know that She-Ra DVDs are soon to be released - the He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special is already available, and the Best of She-Ra compilation (featuring the movie The Secret of the Sword, and five other episodes voted for by fans) will be released on July 18th. Boxed sets of the entire run of She-Ra episodes will follow, so we can all watch She-Ra until our brains turn to 80s mush. (It's especially good for me, as I never saw She-Ra on TV - I know the show solely from a handful of old video tapes a friend lent me a few years ago, so it'll be my first time seeing a lot of the episodes. Yay!)

And of course, thanks for taking the time to leave feedback :peace

Justin: Thanks. Don't worry, I don't think anyone ever spotted Loo-Kee (the equivalent of Dawn) in any episode the first time round, except by pure luck. Or if they did, it was because they were sitting right in front of the TV staring obsessively at the screen, which is probably bad for you. It was interesting to have Buffy and Xander around, as I've tended prior to this, in major stories at least, to write Willow and Tara solo for the majority of the time. Buf' and Xander had limited screen time, but I wanted to hint at a decent amount of depth to the two of them, beyond just 'best friends of Willow'.

Boadecia: She-Ra does indeed rock :party I basically inherited the idea of Tara being brainwashed from the original, in which Adora was in the same situation - but having Willow fall for her, and then be in the situation of wondering whether Tara was ever really the person she thought was something new I found to bring into the mix.

Caz: Further episodes are possible - I knew when I started planning this that I wasn't going to use any of the Eternia background, with He-Man, Castle Grayskull, and so on, so I worked out an alternate background to explain She-Ra's powers. Interesting that you picked Shadow Weaver's identity as an important question - that was eventually revealed in the cartoon, but I have my own version which differs somewhat... ;-)

Thianne: Thanks :)

Arwen: There could be another one ;-) As I said above, I've got a big story set out behind She-Ra, so there's definitely the potential to do a series exploring that, as well as the day-to-day of the Rebellion's fight against the Horde. As for Hellebore... well, the sequel would be a big undertaking - the original took all of my writing-time for a whole year, and right now I need some of that time to support myself, so it'll be a while before I embark on the sequel - I may end up writing it more slowly, in parallel with other works, rather than writing one story exclusively as I did with Hellebore. However, I've sadly neglected the short stories (I didn't realise how difficult it'd be to write first-person, for the Willow and Tara's journal story), and I really should get back to those. So as soon as Smut Bunnies is done (which I promise I'll resume shortly - my muse needs a good kicking sometimes), I'll make sure I give the Hellebore short stories a decent amount of attention, which will hopefully ease the cravings for Zann Esu Willow and Amazon Tara until I can spend more time working on the full-length sequel.

CaptMurdock: Thanks, especially about the illustrations - I don't have much (or in fact any) freehand artistic talent, so what you see is the result of a lot of tracing in Photoshop, using photos of actors and screengrabs from the She-Ra Christmas Special DVD. I liked how Joyce turned out too - I guess I was just lucky on that one, even tracing I usually had to give up and start over once or twice on every image. Amber Benson's face is so tricky to capture.

Anne: Heh, I remember being just like your son, plastic sword and all. Though I missed out on She-Ra on TV, I've since become ardently devoted, so I did my best to recreate every aspect as faithfully as I could.

kayaushk: Same for me, the scale of She-Ra's powers are just so incredible, it makes a great epic all by itself (I remember in one episode, she lifted a full-size armour-plated destroyer out of the water and tossed it half a mile!) It's like Superman or Hercules, completely unrestrained by mundane considerations - it's just mythic. I'm glad you liked the more subtle elements too - it can't all be superpowers, after all - with the romance, and the humour.

Sally: Thanks. I really like She-Ra's world - it's simple, but I find it powerful in a way you don't often get, especially in today's children's shows. So (even though I was taking liberties in terms of updating it, with the R rating) I did my best to showcase all the elements I enjoyed, and go into them in detail the way you can in writing, compared to a cartoon, which is always limited because of how much you can afford to animate (not that Filmation didn't give their all). I'm glad the attraction between Willow and Tara worked - I was nervous about that, because they were coming in as such adversaries, and I was concerned about how difficult it'd be to show them connecting on a level that neither of them are really aware of as it's happening - while they're consciously still at the stage of re-evaluating each other, beneath that they're becoming electrically attracted to each other.

Sandman78: You're welcome. I loved Masters of the Universe as a child (and later She-Ra, when I got the videos of it), so it was a pleasure to revisit that world, and bring it back to life for everyone to read.

SithLordWiccan: That's my holy trinity of cartoons too, He-Man, GI Joe, and Transformers (though I favoured He-Man and Transformers - I liked the Joe toys, but the series never really gripped me that much). One of the things I find really interesting about She-Ra is that Adora does have this dark past - obviously, being a children's show, it's not explored a great deal (they don't go into detail about atrocities or anything), but it's something that gives her a lot more depth as a character, so I was keen to tackle it in terms of Willow and Tara. The reason I didn't mention Eternia is that I don't mean for Eternia to exist in the Willow/Tara She-Ra world - though it's possible Keldor may show up, at some point, and we know where that leads... But for the purposes of this story, Eternia and its denizens don't exist - with Willow filling in (with some major differences, of course) the role of Adam, in turning Tara/Adora away from the Horde, the story was very much based in Etheria, so I felt it would have just been too exposition-heavy to also bring in Eternia and Grayskull and so on, on top of introducing Etheria.

Dawn is the equivalent of the She-Ra character Loo-Kee, a brightly-coloured cuddly-looking creature who (just like Dawn) could be found hiding in the background of each episode at some point. At the end Loo-Kee would reveal where he'd been hiding, and then (like Orko) deliver the moral of the story - unlike Orko, Loo-Kee was almost never directly involved in the episode's story. As for the rest of the cast: as you say Buffy is Glimmer (thankfully without the pink hair), Joy (it just sounded more fantasy than 'Joyce') is Queen Angella, Glimmer's mother, Faith is Catra (who uses a magic mask to transform into a panther, and was oriinally created as She-Ra's nemesis in the toyline and accompanying mini-comics - it was the cartoon that put her against the Horde), and Xander was Bow, who in spite of having a crush on She-Ra was the gayest gay man on all Etheria.

About the theme song (which is actually in the fic as an 'easter egg' - click on the title ;-) ) - yep, aside from the absence of Eternia, and it therefore being Willow rather than Adam who helps reform Tara, the storyline is substantially similar to the original (though the specific Horde threat to Blackmoor was something I just made up). I like the song too, in spite of its goofy 80s-ness - it's a love song, and even though it's a different kind of love, between brother and sister in the original rather than lovers in this version, a lot of it is universal, and applies equally well to Willow and Tara as it did to Adam and Adora.

Useful_Oxymoron: I see points in favour of both Skeletor and Hordak. Skeletor was the original villain, and had a superb design, the skull-faced sorcerer - that's a classic. Hordak's face, I understand, was based off an African witch-doctor mask, but it didn't translate to cartoon form too well for me - the illustration I did was based on the recent mini-statue update of Hordak, which is a substantial improvement. (Of course, another point in Skeletor's favour is that he was the ultimate equal-opportunity employer, as episode after episode proved that there was no creature too ill-designed, ineffectual, or just plain stupid, to find a home at Snake Mountain). Then again, Hordak has conquered a whole planet, so you have to give him some respect - and I rate Shadow Weaver much higher than Evil Lyn as a traitorous sidekick, so it says something that Hordak can mostly keep her at bay.

I liked how that cloaked Tara picture turned out too - it's based on Adora in 'The Inspector', when she poses as a Horde inspector's aide (He-Man is posing as the inspector himself), and yeah, it's a sexy outfit. Still, it's kind of odd to consider that her outfit - which is, of course, military uniform - doesn't include pants. And that she's still wearing her Horde uniform around the rebels after joining them, even though you'd think it might annoy some of them - that's why I put in the bit with Willow tearing the rank insignia off Tara's tunic, so that, theoretically, in future stories she'd wear the rank-less tunic, and not seem so much like a Horde officer to everyone who sees her in the rebel camp.

I had fun with cheeky Willow :blush But there was method to my madness - I wanted there to be a subtle 'nature' quality to Willow, as if her mind works just a little bit more like a forest than a regular person, so something as human as wearing clothes isn't quite as important to her. Not that she'd forget to wear clothes or anything, but the thought of someone seeing her naked wouldn't be as flustering to this Willow as it would to, say, canon Willow.

Yup, the bug-eyed freak was Mantenna - like Hordak, based off the mini-statue redesign, which favours him a lot more than his comical appearance in the cartoon. I had a great time with carniverous Faith - it was fun to have her no just physically, but mentally be part-beast. A sequel is possible, in time - I seem to keep writing 'pilot episodes', and I'll never have time to follow them all up ;-) But I wouldn't be surprised if revisit this version of Willow and Tara with a few more episodes - shorter (this was intended to be a movie-length episode), but delving deeper into some aspects of the She-Ra world, now it's been set up.

Lucifer: Thanks. Glad to have made a She-Ra fan of you (at least, a Willow-and-Tara She-Ra fan :) ).

notl33t: All the images relied heavily on tracing for their outlines - but this is the first time I've tried cel-shading with solid blocks of shadow, so I'm pleased you liked how that looked. It's something they do a lot in cartoons, but it turns out to be tricky to get right.

Paul: Well sadly She-Ra didn't feature a great deal of hot gay love (unless you count Bow - no hot love, but he was very gay), but I like to think that the show shares a lot of the better qualities I tried to put into this story. I'm glad you liked the magic - that's something I really wanted to codify, and treat like a science, because it kind of bugs me how a lot of fantasy properties (including Buffy) treat magic as a do-anything ability. Hence Buffy's magic being solely based on light (like Glimmer, though she often forgot to use it in episodes - she was a bit of a ditz), and Willow (who was a major rework of the Madam Razz character) being specifically a forest sorceress, rather than just a general 'witch' of the kind who can do anything with the right spell.

The nature of the Rebellion's struggle was something I really wanted to highlight, because for me that's one of the defining qualities of She-Ra as a show - instead of being periodically attacked by villains, as in He-Man, She-Ra deals with an occupied world, and the struggle to free it from what is, at the outset, a vastly superior force. And even though, being a children's show, they never made things too dark, they did often deal with the hardships of fighting the Horde, and how it cost a lot more in terms of patience and sacrifice than just fighting off Skeletor every time he showed his ugly face. The ranger who died, by the way, was from an actual episode, Duel at Devlan, though in that he was an innkeeper. I sprinkled in actual She-Ra characters and places wherever I could - Devlan, Brightmoon and Blackmoor, Darius and the unfortunate Swen (admittedly I turned him into a traitor, originally he was a good guy).

She-Ra is definitely a major arse-kicker - I wouldn't say 'bad arse', because her costumes don't leave much to the imagination, and she quite clearly has a great arse :blush As I said above though, she once lifted a destroyer out the water, and has been known to toss around spaceships and whole chunks of castles too. Even so the show wasn't that big on pure battle - She-Ra's feats of strength tended to be more isolated - and I drew on battle scenes from a Japanese movie called Casshern (which I highly recommend), where the hero takes on and devastates a whole army of robots single-handed.

watty: That hadn't occurred to me, but you're right, it is very much like Wood - Willow isn't just someone who uses forest power, she's a part of the forest (though that's something she's become, rather than being born that way). I didn't mean to imply that she needs to connect with the forest to wake up, as such - more than her dream left her feeling unsettled and isolated, and feeling her bond with the forest helped calm her.

I loved your outline snark practice, and I'm really looking forward to the return of watty-snark to Pens. I did cheat a little, in modifying the story to lessen some of the more cliche'd plot points your pre-recap zeroed in on, like the whole 'ambush the ambushers' scenario, which in retrospect - given that the Rebellion would have to hit and run, even if things went perfectly - wasn't necessary at all.

'Mortal enemies in love' was fun - of course Tara was never really evil, but I wanted to explore her situation further than they did in the cartoons, so even though she shakes off the enchantment, she's still got the psychological effects of having been evil, which I think will continue to be relevant if/when I write more of this. Willow's sadness was difficult to write, especially when evil-Tara was intentionally being hurtful in their confrontation - but it was necessary to show how far Willow could be pushed and still, on some level, believe Tara was in there, such that she couldn't bring herself to attack her even when consciously she probably thought there was nothing of her Tara left.

Cynthia Taz: Hi :) I must have been fairly restrained in wielding whatever it was I pretended was the Sword of Power when I was a tiny little thing, as my parents trusted me enough to get me an actual power sword (though given that it was just hollow plastic, maybe they just figured I'd do less damage with it than a bit of wood or something else solid). I'm glad this brought back the nostalgia for you - same for me, and I'm really looking forward to the DVDs when they finally arrive.

tarebear: Thanks. The graphics took quite a while - me being an artistic doofus, it was a slow process assembling them all and tracing and colouring everything - but I really wanted to give this story everything I had. It's She-Ra, after all - as you say, it's an epic story, so in adapting it to Willow and Tara I felt it deserved the best treatment I could manage.

WickedReds: I'm glad to have provided a much-needed break from reality - that's what fantasy is for, after all. And I promise I'll get back to Smut Bunnies - the current chapter has proven a major stumbling block to my muse, but I'll get there in the end.

Elvis: Thanks, I'm glad you liked the magic elements of the story especially. With Willow in particular, I wanted magic to be not just something she does, but something she is - part of her on a personality level, in a way I never really got from canon Willow, where magic was often presented as something external, in a negative way. Whereas here, both Willow and Tara's 'magic sides' are vital parts of them, and they couldn't really exist without them, even if they were to not throw around tanks, or cause flora to act in strange ways - they'd still be 'magic'.

DarkWiccan: Thanks :blush

taralicious: I'm glad as a fantasy fan you enjoyed this - He-Man was sometimes a bit sci-fi for my liking, with both sides of the conflict having space-age gadgets (don't get me wrong, I like sci-fi, but I prefer when the science is treater more seriously - Star Trek rather than Star Wars, in that sense), and I liked how She-Ra had a clearer delineation between fantasy and the technological elements of the setting. Pelennor Fields (one of the great fantasy battles on film) was one of the inspirations behind the Horde force - another was the robot army from Casshern, the movie that inspired a lot of Tara's single-handed-army-annihilation moves (I copied the 'tower tank' directly from Casshern - even though it's a bit impractical to put your commander up on top, exposed to sniper fire, it's symbolically great). As you say, there's a bit of Robin Hood to the story as well, in terms of the smaller force, with the advantage of home ground and belief in their cause, struggling against a much more powerful aggressor. And of course the romance angle - seems like all the great stories are love stories ;-)

And following the Hermitfish Media announcement about the various She-Ra products (that image is actually a meld of the current She-Ra figure - which I have standing on top of my PC monitor - and a Tara figure, of which I have several), thanks to Sally, Susan (hi :bigwave ), SithLordWiccan (if you feel like taking that as a fanfic challenge, by my guest ;-) ), CaptMurdock, will, Sandman78 (the restraints lock, though there's a small release catch, to avoid problems should the keys drop down behind the bed or something), watty (I make no admissions on the identities of the suspiciously familiar happy couple or their daughters - I mean, it'd be weird if they were called Willow and Tara and Faith and Buffy, and the toys had the same names), caz, Thianne, taralicious (yep, this is one merchandising effort I'd be 100% behind - I only hope Mattel isn't involved, seeing as they managed to muck up the He-Man revival with poor marketing and distribution choices), and Elvis (yep, I have one or two figures around here... or 140).

I'm glad you all enjoyed The Sword of She-Ra (available on DVD soon - the non-Willow-Tara version, sadly, but it's still pretty rockin'). Stay tunes to WTTV for The Love Boat, airing this weekend - believe me, this is one boat you don't want to miss.

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Wow! What a story of epic proportions and with graphics, too! I've recently been pointed in the direction of another one of your stories that, I've been told, is appoximately 48.472 times longer than this one. So I'm getting ready to dive into that one soon. I love stories that have a lot of Action Tara and you've delivered it in spades with She-Ra. So, thank you for that. You've painted a lovely story, so very rich in details. I have to admit that She-Ra was a bit after my "Saturday morning cartoon" time (at that time, I was dedicated to sleeping in as late as possible), so I never really gave it that much attention. Regardless, I really enjoyed the story.

And about Willow's 'union' with nature:

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"It looked... difficult," Buffy said hesitantly. "Painful, even." Willow gave a chuckle and shook her head.

"Exactly the opposite," she grinned, fanning herself. "Oh deary me... But very draining."


So Willow's union with the earth was the exact opposite of painful?? Hmmm.... Then my perv-y notion was confirmed later when Willow was talking to Tara about it. Of course that, of all things, will now be trapped forever in my brain. Hehehe.:smug


HMA: I'd like to order two each of the Adult She-Ra "toys" - charge it to my AmEx card and ship it overnight express, please!! :D


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Title – Love Boat

Author – JustSkipIt

Pairing – T/W

Feedback – I really like your hair; it makes you look thin. Oh for me? Well of course I want feedback.

Spoilers – None

Rating – PG-13

Disclaimer – Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy own Willow and Tara and the Buffyverse.

Spoilers – None that I can think of.

Note – Thanks to Watty for the new Ashvatar.

Note – Thanks to Chris for all your fantastic graphical support (as always).

Note – Thanks to Justin, Watty, Sally, and Chris for your input on video games.

Note – Thanks to Justin, Watty, and Sally for your beta comments. You saved me from at least some of my own stupidity.

Note – Thanks to the entire RKT team. It’s a true pleasure.

Notes – Drugs are bad. Alcohol (in excess) is bad. Casual sex is bad. Inappropriate language is bad. Shoplifting is bad. Theft is bad. Chewing with your mouth open is bad. You get the idea: don’t emulate these folks.


Crowds of people stood on the docks, some wishing goodbye to their loved ones as the passengers boarded the Love Boat, others hugging their friends before getting onto the ship themselves. At the top of the main gangplank stood the receiving line of Captain Stubing, Cruise Director Julie McCoy, and Captain Stubing’s daughter and junior cruise director Vicki Stubing.

On the dock Dawn, a teenaged girl with long dark hair, reached down to check her bags. She stood back up and looked at her tickets and her watch nervously, wondering where Buffy could be. They were supposed to ride to the cruise together, then Buffy had called saying that Dawn should take a taxi down to the dock and Buffy would meet her there. Again checking her watch, she looked in both directions and realized that most passengers had boarded the ship. This is so like Buffy, she thought as she picked up her small bags and made her way up the gangplank.

“Welcome, Ms. Summers,” Captain Stubing enthused.

“Your sister has already checked in,” Julie offered helpfully. “Your cabin is on the Aloha deck.”

“I can show you if you’d like,” Vicki told the young passenger.

“You can call me Dawn,” said as the two girls begin walking. “I didn’t know that Buffy was here already.”

“Oh yes, she arrived quite a while ago. We were worried that you were going to be late.”

“Oh.” Dawn rolled her eyes. “Buffy said we were going to meet on the dock. Anyway, thanks for showing me the room.” She let herself in and watched as Vicki walked away. Then she turned her attention to the room itself. Buffy’s bag was on the lower berth, of course she picked the lower bed, but her sister was no where to be found. She picked up a brochure describing the ship’s amenities and tried to decide what to do next.

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In the meanwhile, Xander and Anya made their way up the gangplank. They kissed passionately and more than a bit inappropriately as they walked. Every few steps one of them bumped either into one of the side rails or another passenger, each time apologizing profusely. The side rails seemed unfazed by both the bumping and the apologies. They reached the top of the incline and bumped into Julie McCoy who cleared her throat loudly, echoed by the Captain.

“Welcome, Mr. and Mrs. Harris. It’s always nice to have a honeymooning couple on board.” While speaking, the Captain averted his eyes as if embarrassed to see their displays of affection.

Anya stepped in front of her husband but leaned back against him as his hands wrap around her hips. “Actually, it’s Ms. Jenkins. Did you know that economic research shows that changing her name costs a newly married woman $1000 to $3000 in the first three years of her marriage?”

“I didn’t know that,” Julie said.

“Oh well, it’s just a little personal research I’ve done. Empirical you might say.”

“Anya,” Xander leaned forward and whispered something in his wife’s ear.

“Well, we must be going,” Anya said quickly before the two of them stumbled away again kissing publicly and loudly.

“What’s empirical?”

Anya barely broke her passionate kiss from the dark-haired young man in answering his question. “It means I made it up.”

Stumbling along the passageway, they barely avoided knocking into Tara. As if unaware she was going on a cruise ship, Tara wore boot-cut black jeans, black boots, and a tight black tank-top—the entire outfit showing off both her shapely ass and her blonde hair. As the honeymooners careened into her, she smoothly sidestepped them, putting a hand on their shoulders to both guide them away from her and keep them upright following the collision. The look on her face said that she expected an apology or mumbled “excuse me” from the couple but none was forthcoming and she shrugged before continuing down the passageway.

Turning quickly left and then right Tara emerged onto the deck and moved to the railing to watch the steady stream of rushing passengers who were close to missing their cruise. She checked her watch and lifted one booted foot onto the lower railing, oblivious to the stares she garnered from the male passengers and crew. She didn’t even turn around as a woman wearing a lei and Hawaii-print dress removed her sun hat and slapped her gawking husband about the head and shoulders. Nor did she notice a few women seeming to find her as appealing to the eye as the men did.

Her attention was focused on a limousine stopping next to the gangway. The driver jumped out and opened the back door. A middle-aged man stepped from the limousine and adjusted his sunglasses. He leaned down and spoke into the car, looking frustrated and then more frustrated.

“Willow Rosenberg, you are going to miss your cruise if you don’t close that computer and get the Hell out of the car!” Tara concentrated on his speech and nodded her head almost imperceptibly. Her expectation that the limo contained one Willow Rosenberg was confirmed.

Mr. Rosenberg continued haranguing his passenger for a few minutes. Finally a slight woman emerged from the backseat, shaking off the man’s hand from her arm and reaching back in for a small bag which she hitched over her shoulder. As in the pictures Tara had seen, Willow was 21 to 22 years old, redheaded, dressed in torn jeans and a black No Doubt concert T-shirt. She didn’t look like someone who woke up this morning anticipating a four day cruise around the Gulf of Mexico. She looked more like someone whose parents found her in the love nest of some undesirable someone or someones and dragged her along on their vacation to keep her from getting into trouble. Given the dossier Tara had spent the last two days digesting on Willow, she suspected this was exactly what has happened.

“Do I have to do this?” Tara smiled as Willow used her tone of voice to express just how meaningless she found the current activity. Seemingly to show just how little she cared for her father’s answer she reached into her shoulder bag and pulled a pair of expensive sunglasses from the pocket, putting them on and looking around the dock.

Mr. Rosenberg didn’t answer but took her by the arm, perhaps a little roughly, and guided her toward the gangplank. Once they reached the top they were greeted very warmly and enthusiastically by Captain Stubing and Julie. “It’s wonderful to have you with us, Ms. Rosenberg. We’re sure you’re going to have a great time on board the Pacific Princess.”

“Is that right?”

Tara had moved slightly closer and now smirked at the bored sound of Willow’s voice.

“Perhaps I could just see my daughter to her room?”

Captain Stubing looked at his watch and seemed to really consider the request. “I’m so very sorry Mr. Rosenberg. We can’t allow non-passengers to board the ship this close to our departure. Cruise Director McCoy would be more than happy to help your daughter find her stateroom.”

“Oh, fun, fun.” Again Tara smirked. This was going be such a fun job. And she would earn more than enough on this cruise to pay for an entire semester of law school.

The Captain and Cruise Director discretely greeted a few other passengers as Willow’s father pulled his wallet from his pocket. “Well, I don’t think you’ll need much money but…”

The redhead’s hand shot out quickly to grasp the bills as he rifled through them. “I’m sure it can’t hurt.” Realizing that she was being a brat, and grateful for the cash, Willow leaned forward and pushed up onto tip-toes to kiss her father on the cheek as she tucked away the bills. “Thanks, Dad.”

“Jimmy will pick you up on Thursday, Princess.”

As soon as he was off the boat, Willow’s cheerful countenance fled. She turned to Julie. “Why don’t you just tell me where my cabin is? I’ll go find it myself.”

“Oh, I can take you.” Tara wondered what the cruise director was thinking using such a bright sunny voice with this girl. It was obvious that she was going to be swayed by neither politeness nor friendliness.

“Excuse me,” Tara’s voice interrupted the hopeful cruise director, “Can you tell me where the nearest bar is?” She spoke slowly, and glanced at the Willow, noting the thankful look the girl gave her before slipping away.

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Willow let herself into her stateroom and looked around. At least it wasn’t a typical cruise ship room. Those always looked on television like you couldn’t even stretch without hitting something. She threw her bag into a chair, her sunglasses on the desk, and herself into the large queen sized bed centered in the space—just one advantage of the much larger and more well apportioned room. Still, she felt totally frustrated. “I can’t believe this crap. Oh, Willow, we’re so proud of your degree, we want to give you a wonderful vacation. How about, you’ve chosen another completely undesirable girlfriend. Hmmph. Not that they found the boys any more acceptable. Oz was ‘too much of a musician.’” She wondered if there was anyone interesting on the ship. Four days away from home and prying eyes might just provide some unusual opportunities.

Quickly she reached into her pocket and extracted the wad of bills. “$800, 9, 10, 11, 12. Woo hoo. $1200 doesn’t hurt, Daddy-O.” She pulled off two of the bills and put those back in her pocket before shoving the remaining money under her mattress. Next she reached into her bag for a lap top computer, iPod, and NintendoDS. She left the computer sitting on the desk and picked up her sunglasses. Reconsidering, she pulled the concert T over her head and threw it in the corner, leaving her wearing a spaghetti-strap top with no bra. “Bye, Danni,” she said to the shirt with a laugh and headed out the door.

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Dawn walked along the corridors as if searching for something. By chance she ran into Gopher, the ship’s purser. “Hi, can I help you find anything?” He said as Dawn smiled widely at him, removed her sunglasses, and started chewing on one earpiece.

“Have you seen my sister, Buffy? She’s blonde, about this tall.” Dawn motioned with her hand indicating someone a few inches shorter than herself.

“Buffy Summers? I saw her about 10 minutes ago by the pool on the Aloha deck.”

“You’re kidding.” Dawn let out an exasperated sigh. “Ok, I’ll go look for her. Hey, is there a shop on the ship? I forgot to bring any suntan lotion.”

“Oh sure,” Gopher told her before directing her to the three shops onboard.

“Thanks so much,” Dawn leaned forward and stroked the young man’s chest before turning and walking in the direction he’d indicated.

Gopher gulped and shook his head before turning and walking the other direction.

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Tara carried a Dos Equis with her as she searched for Willow. The ship had a number of bar areas and she felt pretty confident that she’d find the redhead at one of them. Her background information on the girl indicated a definite predilection for partying as well as some other interesting information. So far she’d been to two of the nine bars onboard. She was leaving the indoor bars for last, assuming that the redhead would want to sulk near a pool. She wondered as she strolled down another corridor what she had been thinking when she’d gotten dressed this morning. You know what you were thinking. 1. You look damn hot. 2. You look damn hot. 3. Boots have many advantages.

She rounded a corner and slowed as she saw her target settling into a lounge chair near an adult-only pool. Even before the redhead sat down, she’d waved to the cocktail waitress lackadaisically making the rounds. Tara wondered what made her choose this pool, given that there appeared to be no bartender on duty yet. Nonetheless she heard the redhead loudly discussing her drink order with the waitress.

“I’m sure you can do it. Two margaritas and one beer.” Tara didn’t hear the waitress’s answer but she did hear Willow’s attempt at persuasion. The redhead handed the other woman a bill. “Just pretend that I ordered one drink, then drank it, then another and drank it, and finally the beer.”

Apparently either the directions or the bill did the trick as the cocktail waitress walked toward the bar. Tara glanced at her watch. 1:00. I wonder what time this bar opens. She took the final swig of her beer and tossed it in a nearby bin.

As if in answer, a black man in a tight and starched ship’s uniform walked the other direction and to the bar. He whistled as he walked, making Tara smile in spite of her tough demeanor. He was still whistling as he swung the pass through up and stepped behind the bar before screaming and turning his back. Tara speeded up her progress but slowed as she saw the couple from earlier standing up and tucking their clothes in while muttering some sort of apology. They went out through the pass through and she noticed that they were engaged in a heavy make-out session even before leaving the pool area.

“Does that happen a lot?”

The bartender shook his head as he spoke. “No. Hardly ever.” He pulled a glass from the stack by the taps. “I’m Isaac. What can I get for you?”

Tara took a seat at the bar. “I’ll have a Dos Equis lager.”

“Sure.” He opened the bottle, wrapped a napkin around the neck, and handed it to her. Seeing that she was staying he asked, “So is this your first cruise?”

Tara nodded. “Yes. I booked it at the last second.” Seeing that he was waiting for her continue she did so. “I just had to get away. You know?”

“A ship is a good place for that,” Isaac commented. “Although your life will still be there when you get home.”

Tara laughed and took a long drink of her beer. “I hope so.” She swiveled around to look at the crowd gathering and starting to swim. Some couples swam together while others seemed to be looking for someone to swab suntan lotion on them. She kept an eye on Willow out of the corner of her eye, noting that the waitress had in fact brought the girl three drinks at once and that Willow had already gone through the first margarita. The blonde felt somewhat impressed that Willow was able to maintain a decent speed at her drinking given the attention she was paying to a handheld video game unit. She held the game in both hands, quickly clicking buttons and moving the mini-joystick controller and seeming to guide the unit as if she were driving in a race or flying a space shuttle. The redhead’s choice to spend the afternoon at a non-family pool was certainly supported by the colorful language she used in addressing the game unit. A few of her more unique shouts were new even to Tara.

Amused to see what Willow might be playing as well as wanting to get closer to her target, Tara sauntered toward the redhead. As she walked, she allowed her boots to click against the wooden planks of the ship and was relieved as Willow glanced up from her game, back at the game, and then back at her. The redhead seemed completely at ease with the way her gaze lingered on Tara’s boots and then her hips and breasts. At least that part of the advance information was correct; Willow was interested in women. Tara remembered a shirt she’d seen in a shop one day that read “My eyes are up there” with an arrow pointing up. She’d been amused but assumed that you’d wear it for guys, not a spoiled, rich, half-drunk young woman.

Given the way Willow had looked at her, Tara discarded her former plan to move in slowly, sit close by, and then make some casual conversation about the weather or time. She stood over the redhead’s shoulder and watched the game display for a minute or two, knowing Willow was waiting for her to say something.

“You should try to get behind the first line of beat cops; that way you can take them out from behind before getting to the Detectives and Sergeants.”

Willow didn’t even glance up at the blonde standing at her left shoulder. “You’re an expert in swat-team infiltration?” She took a long drink on her beer as if to let the other woman know the premium (or lack thereof) that she placed on the advice.

Tara snorted unexpectedly through her nose. “Something like that.” She sat down on the next lounge chair and watched the game for a second.

“Shit!” Willow cursed as her screen exploded in a volley of shots followed by splatters of red.

Tara laughed loudly, anticipating the redhead either getting up and walking away or handing her the game.

Her prediction was spot-on. Willow handed her the game controller. “Why don’t you show me, Mr. Cash.”

Tara took the controller with a smile and stole a long drink from her beer before setting it on the deck between her boots. “Next round of drinks on who gets to level three first?”

“Trying to break my bank?” Willow teased as she waved over the waitress again.

“Somehow that doesn’t seem likely,” Tara returned. She hit a series of buttons to start the game and couldn’t resist a jab. “Just try not to just stare at my tits while I’m playing.”

Willow took the fresh drink from the waitress and tipped her generously. “You don’t want me to just stare?”

Tara didn’t answer but extended the video game so that Willow could see the screen more clearly. The redhead, for her part, split her attention between ogling Tara’s breasts and watching the action on the screen. Actually, it seemed that the blonde’s technique of sliding close the walls and in shadows was working. On her first try, she got behind part of the line of cops and took them out before her screen filled with the red splatters.

She leaned down and took a drink of her beer before asking. “You want to alternate or do you want me to go again?”

Willow reached out and took the game. “I definitely want my turn.” There was no doubt that her comment was laced with flirtation and innuendo.

“I’ve never had any complaints.”

Willow muttered something under her breath that Tara couldn’t quite detect. This time through the game the redhead seemed to mimic Tara’s technique but still couldn’t infiltrate the SWAT team. The computer-generated volley of machine-gun shots filled the air around the swimming pool and she handed the game back.

“I’m drinking Dos Equis lager if you want to go ahead and order now,” Tara said as she started her next game.

“I’ll get right on that,” Willow smirked, doing no such thing. By the time Willow announced that she was going to her room for a “little rest” and taking her game with her, they’d both downed an impressive number of drinks and shared an even more impressive number of flirtatious comments after eventually upping the ante on their contest.

Tara stood up as Willow started to sway. “Are you sure you don’t want some help getting to your cabin?”

Willow pulled down her sunglasses and wrinkled her nose at the blonde. “I think I can handle it myself.”

“You seem like that,” Tara agreed, poking her tongue between her teeth. She stood by the lounge watching Willow walk off and wasn’t surprised as the redhead glanced back.

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Julie walked on the deck enjoying the dusk. Few people were on the decks at dinner time and she could enjoy the peace and quiet. As she walked past a row of lifeboats she heard a strange noise coming from one of them. The cruise director pulled back the tarp and then quickly threw it back. “Oh, sorry,” came muffled apologies. A few seconds later Xander and Anya emerged from the boat, straightening their clothes and hair and ignoring her completely.

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Tara waited at the hostess station. After giving her name, she was led through the dining salon to a round table near an attractive selection of plants. She smiled as she noticed Willow studying the menu and already nursing a cocktail. Taking a seat, she decided to start ribbing the redhead immediately. “You could have ordered me something. I think you still owe me 17 drinks.”

Willow looked up slowly from her menu as if letting Tara know that she had interrupted something very important. “I’ll get right on that.” Again she made no such effort, returning to studying her menu.

“I’m Dawn Summers,” the teen-aged girl on Tara’s left announced.

“Nice to meet you. Tara Maclay,” Tara responded, extending her hand and shaking the teen’s. “Are you traveling by yourself?” Tara’s tone showed her concern and disbelief.

Dawn sneered. “No, my sister Buffy is traveling with me. She’s around here somewhere.” She waved her arm in the air.

“I’m Cecile,” another young passenger said with a friendly smile.

“Anya Emmanuel Jenkins Harris and Xander Harris.” The newest addition to the group took a seat and extended her hand rather forcefully while her other hand slid under the table causing her husband to squirm in his seat as he shook hands around the table. Tara chuckled to herself is it became apparent to her that this couple simply couldn’t keep their hands off each other.

Finally the redhead looked up from her menu and greeted the group. “Willow Rosenberg.” She began shaking hands around the table, holding Tara’s for a particularly long time.

“Willow Rosenberg?” Anya’s voice cut through the pleasant introductions. “As in Rosenberg, Inc. Willow Rosenberg, daughter of multimillionaire Ira Rosenberg?” When the redhead nodded at the question Anya continued. “Your dad must really have a set on him.”

“What?” Willow’s confusion and offense was palatable.

“I mean don’t get me wrong. He’s a capitalist and one of my heroes. Way to step on the backs of the little man, using them to amass his huge fortune.”

“Yeah, that’s my dad: ‘step on the little man Rosenberg.’”

Anya took the drink the waiter handed her and continued her exposition. “I mean I’m all for shipping your kids off on vacation…” Dawn looked ready to hit the outspoken brunette but Anya continued speaking, oblivious to the looks others at the table were shooting her, “but there’s all this corporate espionage and the family of three of his executives have gone missing in the past 18 months? All returned ‘unharmed’ but now he’s hemorrhaging upper management? What did you do to piss him off?”

Willow calmly took a drink before answering. “Are you asking if I am such a delinquent that my father sent me on a cruise hoping I’d be kidnapped and sold on the black market?”

“I don’t think that’s what she’s implying.” Xander spoke up for the first time.

Willow waved off the man’s statement. “Yesterday I graduated from UCLA with my Master’s degree in Aerospace Engineering.” She took another drink. “I guess he felt like that sort of accomplishment deserved some reward.”

“Here, here!” Cecile cheered, obviously attempting to clear some of the tension around the table. “Is any one else going to watch the fireworks tonight? I heard that the back of the ship is the best place to see them.”

Tara smiled at the woman’s attempt to put the others at ease. She was aided by the arrival of the evening’s waitress, a sultry brunette named Faith. The waitress was as respectful as one could be while simultaneously flirting with every person at the table. The reactions around the table were varied. Xander dropped his drink in his lap, Anya flirted back, Willow looked as bored as she had about every other event since arriving at the table, and Dawn surprised them all. “Do you know I’m 17?”

That comment made everyone laugh and they proceeded with ordering their meals. As they waited for the food to arrive and even once it had come, the four single women visited among themselves, attempting to ignore the blatant and tasteless public displays of affection between the newly married couple. “So, um,” Dawn was obviously unnerved by the loud smacking coming from the opposite side of the table. Nonetheless, she attempted to soldier on. “Tara, are you enjoying your vacation?”

The blonde smiled. “It’s been great so far. I see some real prospects.” She looked especially long at Willow, pleased as the redhead looked away first.

“Any special purpose for coming?”

“My work had a raffle. I happened to b-buy the winning ticket and here I am.”

“Wow, that’s lucky.” Cecile commented.

“I’m a very lucky person,” Tara agreed. “Well, I enjoyed dinner and meeting you all. I guess I’ll see you again since we’ll share this table throughout the cruise. Good night everyone.”

Everyone bid her a vague good night and she started toward the door of the dining salon. She didn’t look behind when she heard footsteps approaching but wasn’t surprised as Willow touched her on the shoulder. “Do you have plans tonight?”

Tara almost smirked at the redhead’s question. “No.”

“Man, that sucks.” The redhead laughed and walked the other direction, leaving Tara standing staring after her, her expression turning quickly from anger to amusement.

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Dawn looked around the room as if expecting to find someone inside. Buffy’s suitcase was on the bed and it was obvious that she had been there to at least change clothes but she certainly wasn’t in the room now. Dawn kicked at the rack. Then she reached into a plastic bag on her bed. From it she pulled a new pair of sunglasses and suntan lotion. After that she pulled three new blouses from the bag. Each still had the theft-deterrent tag on it. She sat down on the bed with one and began working on the tag to remove it without damaging the blouse.

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Tara reached her room and let herself in with her card key. She quickly checked that everything was as she had left it. She pulled her metal case from the top bunk and unlocked it, checking that both guns were still secure. Next she pulled the laptop from under her bunk and opened it, hitting a long combination of keys. After a few clicks of the mouse, she studied the screen which showed four segments, each a different shot of a well apportioned ship’s cabin, including one of the suite’s bathroom. Onscreen, the door opened and Willow stepped into the room, tossing her keys on the desk. For a few minutes she looked around the room as if considering what to do and then she unplugged her video game from the wall and sat down on the bed to play.

Tara watched the laptop monitor for a few minutes before looking at her watch. As she checked the time, her phone rang and she answered it on the first ring.

“Maclay here.”

“Officer Maclay. Ira Rosenberg.” Tara nodded even though she knew the man couldn’t see her. She had to force herself not to correct his use of her title. She’d been a detective for three years but she wasn’t about to quibble with the way he addressed her. As the conversation continued she kept one eye on the monitor. “How are things going?”

“Well, sir. Your daughter is doing fine.”

“Drunk?”

“Did you hire me to protect her or baby-sit her bar visits?” Tara knew she shouldn’t speak to an employer so strongly but he wasn’t going to fire her in the middle of the cruise and she was feeling somewhat peckish after her last interaction with the redhead.

“You have her room monitored?”

“Yes, sir. And an alarm on her door that will ring my cell phone if she opens it.”

“Good work. I’ll speak to you tomorrow unless you need something before that.” He didn’t wait for her to say anything; he hung up and Tara shut her cell phone.

Tara pulled off her boots and checked the pistol inside the left one, setting the weapon on her bedside table. She got ready for bed and watched Willow until she felt tired enough to fall asleep.

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Willow woke slowly shaking her head. “I should probably drink less—and stop talking to myself,” she mumbled as she took a huge drink of water from a bottle by her bed. Then she laughed at herself. “Oh, like that’s going to happen.” She swung her legs over and went into the bathroom, glancing at the clock and noting the time close to noon.

After her shower and getting dressed she took a look at herself in the mirror. The tight white jeans, dark blue t-shirt with the strategically placed tear across the stomach and bare shoulders, dark glasses currently resting on top of her head… “Eat your heart out, Ms. Tara Maclay,” she whispered with a smile. Before leaving the room, she quickly counted her money and tucked it back into her pocket. Satisfied, she stopped at a snack bar for a sandwich and a bottle of water.

The Captain and Julie were standing at the end of the gangplank, schmoozing with passengers and reminding them to be back on the boat by 7:00. Willow wondered he actually did any captaining or just sucked up. Captain Kiss-ass might be the perfect name and Julie? Willow wondered if her parents would have been happier with a daughter like the eternally cheery cruise director. Sure she seemed to have the intelligence of a ripe banana but it seemed unlikely that she regularly got lectures from her parents on her sexual habits or the amount she’d charged at the liquor store this semester.

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Tara casually followed her redheaded charge down the gangplank. The crowd of other cruise passengers made her stealth easy while Willow’s brilliant white jeans made trailing the girl just as simple. Willow didn’t seem to know that. They also made her ass look truly spectacular and Tara suspected that her target did know that.

Speaking of her target, Tara watched as the girl ambled throughout the tourist destination. As expected, she stopped in at a few bars and carried her drinks out with her. Like most tourists she stopped to look at small carved icons and tacky T-shirts. Unlike most tourists, or at least in Tara’s limited world-view, she also stopped in at a few of what seemed to be the less savory spots in port. A few advertised “Live Sex on Stage” if Tara’s spotty Spanish was accurate and Tara shook her head at the girl. Luckily, before Tara had to decide whether to follow Willow into each of the few spots, the girl emerged with another drink and continued her slow exploration of the seedy side of the port.

After a few hours, Willow apparently tired of looking at wooden monkeys and T-shirts that said, “my parents took a cruise to Mexico and all they got me was this crappy shirt” and walked back toward the ship. Tara wondered if the girl would take her game out to the pool once again but instead she went to her cabin, booted up her laptop, and spent the rest of the afternoon playing on her computer. Tara couldn’t read what the girl was working on but she wasn’t playing video games.

As much as Tara wished that she was outside enjoying the beautiful weather, this was much better than most stakeouts she’d been on over the past few years. The lighting was much better, her food was paid for, and the smell was certainly better. And the target…mmm. Too bad the redhead was such a brat. She was attractive and flirtatious. Tara had the feeling she was ripe for the taming, not that the blonde was going to blow the easy money this job offered, but she could still think about it to pass the hours.

Speaking of passing the hours, her stomach grumbled. As if on cue, Willow stretched, picked up her sunglasses and room key, and closed the cover on her computer before heading out the door. Tara put away her surveillance equipment, wet her hair, changed clothes, and did the same. When she arrived at the dining salon and was led to last night’s table, she was pleased to note that Willow was already taking her place but somewhat dismayed to see that none of their dining companions from last night were present. She steeled herself for a frosty meal and approached the table.

“Looks like just you and me tonight.”

Willow looked up and smiled before raking her eyes over Tara’s body. Apparently the blonde had gotten the notice that they were on a cruise ship. She now wore a pair of jeans, sandals, and a Hawaiian print bikini top. “See, that’s more the spirit,” she said motioning toward Tara’s top.

Tara took the seat next to Willow and leaned over conspiratorially and whispered, “I’m just glad they let me into the dining salon. I thought I might get told to go change or choose another place to eat.” She didn’t miss the way Willow leaned closer and looked directly down her cleavage.

Seeing Faith passing by, Willow waved her down. “I’ll have a Shiner Bock.” She turned to Tara. “The same?” Tara nodded and Willow relayed the answer to waitress. “Spent the afternoon at the pool?”

“A few of them.” Tara yawned. “It would get loud or rowdy at one so I’d move to another.” Faith arrived with their drinks and took their orders. “What about you?”

Willow smiled at Tara’s question. “I went to a few pools too; strange I didn’t see you.” She shrugged. “Then I spent some time in my room, working on some homework.”

Tara took a drink as she assessed about Willow’s answer. Ok, well that’s partially true and partially not. “Homework?” She raised an eyebrow. “I thought you finished school a few days ago.”

Willow looked like she’d been caught at something she shouldn’t be doing. “Oh yeah. Well…”

“No homework?”

“Oh no. I mean yes. I wasn’t doing school work. It’s just that I was working on a project for my new job.”

“You already started a job?”

“Well, no,” Willow explained as she took a drink, “I don’t start until next week but there’s some really interesting calculations and challenges and I thought I’d get started.” Seeing the disbelieving look on Tara’s face, she decided to come clean. “Ok, I’m a dork.”

Tara laughed at Willow’s self-deprecating comment. She had no idea why but it appeared that the redhead was actually opening up to her a little bit. She asked a few more questions about the girl’s studies and her upcoming job and found that while she couldn’t even begin to follow the explanations of lift and thrust ratios (although she found that hearing the redhead repeatedly saying thrust did appeal to her), she did enjoy hearing Willow talk. They settled into a very enjoyable conversation that lasted throughout the meal.

Faith came by as they were finishing. “What are you two sexy ladies going to do with the rest of your evening?”

“Did you have a suggestion?” Willow asked in a voice of utter disinterest.

Faith laughed at the redhead’s tone. “Get over yourself, Red. Charo’s in the Tango lounge. The way the two of you have been drinking, you’ll love the show.” She picked up their plates and walked away from the table, whistling.

Tara stood up. “Well, that’s a good enough recommendation for me.”

Willow mirrored the blonde’s action. “I go where the beer is.” She took a skip step to catch up with Tara. “Plus which, I want to hear a little about you.”

Tara shrugged as she walked. “I’m not sure you want to hear my story. It’s not all rocket ships and space travel.”

Willow grabbed Tara’s hand and spun her to face her. “I don’t need to hear about rocket ships. I already know about them. But I don’t know anything about you.”

Tara tilted her head slightly as she tried to understand why the redhead was suddenly so interested. “Last night, you didn’t seem to want to hear anything about me.”

Willow looked at Tara’s sandals for a second before raising her eyes to the blonde’s face (not without a long pause looking at her bikini top and the assets beneath it). “Last night, I was in a crap mood because my father kicked my girlfriend out of my apartment before giving me an hour to pack and come on a cruise.”

“What’s different now?” Tara stood in front of the large sign announcing “Tonight! Charo!” and stepped to the side to allow other passengers to enter the club.

Willow looked exasperated at Tara’s questions. “I guess I thought I might as well enjoy myself on the cruise since I had to come.” She looked again at Tara’s breasts and her flat stomach. “And I thought that we might want to enjoy it together?”

Tara looked at the redhead, allowing her to sweat for a few seconds before gracing her with a smile. “Sounds enjoyable, plus which you still owe me some drinks.” She walked into the bar, fully aware that her companion was now staring at her ass.

They found a small booth near the side of the bar and immediately waved over the waitress. In minutes she had returned with their drinks. About that time, Tara noticed that Xander and Anya from dinner had entered the bar. He had his hand firmly on his new wife’s ass and she looked completely pleased with the arrangement. Without asking, the couple slid into the booth, crowding Tara into Willow. “You haven’t been kidnapped yet?”

Tara laughed and then took a drink as she watched the look on Willow’s face. The redhead was nonplussed. “Not yet,” she said, raising her glass to take a drink as if toasting the possibility.

“I guess there’s a few days left,” Anya offered. “Or maybe you’re not really valuable enough. You know there’s an entire study regarding the worth of relatives versus trade or technical secrets. Maybe your father’s rivals have assessed your value and determined that they have more lucrative targets.” She smiled as if pleased with her reasoning and reached over to pat Willow on the arm. “I’m sure that’s it. Now you can enjoy your cruise.”

“Yes, I feel much better,” Willow again deadpanned.

“Why don’t I get a round for the table,” Xander offered in an obvious attempt to placate the other women. He quickly motioned over the waitress and ordered drinks. The drinks arrived and everyone toasted to an enjoyable cruise.

Before anyone could say anything else, Captain Stubing came on stage. He announced a “major name in Entertainment” and how honored the ship was to have Charo on performing. Then she came out in a long shimmering gold dress that caused Tara to wonder if many passengers left with long-term retinal damage from attending her shows. As soon as Charo began her lounge act, Anya leaned across the table. “You know, I’m actually shocked. I would think that even given the assessment of your worth, your father would have taken some safeguards for your protection.”

“Hey, let’s go dance,” Xander said as he quickly stood up and practically yanked his wife away from the other two women and onto the small dance floor.

Tara watched them go and start dancing before looking back at Willow. The redhead seemed to be intently studying her drink bottle. Tara extended one finger and touched it to the bottom of Willow’s chin, raising it slightly so that she could see her eyes. “Are you o-ok?”

Willow scoffed. “How could I not be? Either my father sent me on a cruise to be kidnapped and held for ransom in a case of corporate espionage or I haven’t been kidnapped yet because I’m not worth enough.”

“I’m not sure that’s what she was…” Tara trailed off. “She’s obviously an insensitive idiot.”

“What about you?”

Tara quirked up her eyebrow. “What?”

Willow took another drink. “It’s still all about me. I just graduated from college. My father kicked out my girlfriend and sent me on a cruise. I am starting a job with an aerospace company in a week. What about you? You haven’t told me anything and you’re not some secretary who won a cruise in the office pool.”

Tara smiled and took a long drink of her beer. “I did win the cruise in the office pool.”

“But…”

“I’m not a secretary.”

“No,” Willow feigned exaggerated surprise at the revelation by the blonde. Since Tara was taking a moment to answer, Willow did so for her. “You’re a cop.”

“What makes you think that?” Tara asked without refuting the theory.

Willow laughed. “You happen to know SWAT team infiltration tactics, you check the exits every time you enter a room, and you take all corners extra wide.”

Tara laughed back. “That obvious huh? Ok, I’m a detective with LAPD.” She took her hand off her drink and extended it to shake Willow’s. “Detective Tara Maclay. Pleased to meet you.”

Willow shook Tara’s hand as if meeting her for the first time. As she did she tilted her head as if assessing her. “Excuse my saying but you seem kind of smart to just be a detective.”

“Hey!”

Willow laughed. “I meant it as a compliment. Not a slam on detectives. You just don’t seem that… I don’t know. Hard-boiled. You seem kind of like the bleeding-heart, help the little man type.”

“The very people your father steps on?”

“The very same,” Willow smiled back.

Tara smiled too. “You’re not wrong.” She sipped her drink and then explained. “I’m actually starting my third year at UCLA law school. Police work is a family tradition but I guess I kind of feel like I can do more.”

Tara looked down at her drink and then up at the dance floor. “Look at that.” She pointed toward Xander and Anya who were currently engaged in some sort of movement that could only partially be referred to as dancing.

Just then, Charo also noticed the couple and shimmied over to them. “What are jou doing? Jou have no cabin?” They gave her a look that left no doubt that they didn’t enjoy being interrupted and left quickly. Charo, of course, urged the audience to give a round of applause to the newlyweds.

Tara looked back at Willow who was quite amused at the show on the floor. “It’s a good thing I had the cruise to come on.” When Willow nodded she continued. “I’m on desk duty right now.”

“Pissed off the duty sergeant?” Willow posited.

“You know police procedure and rank?” Tara raised an eyebrow.

“I watch a lot of television,” the redhead informed her.

Tara laughed. “It’s not the same thing.” She took a breath. “I was involved in a shooting last month. The investigation isn’t over yet.”

“Do you have a sexy scar?”

Tara flirted back. “I have a scar. You’d have to tell me just how sexy it is.”

“Lead on Maclay,” Willow indicated the door with her hand and was pleased as Tara stood and took her hand, helping her from the booth. The two women made their way through the large crowd enjoying the show and didn’t notice as Charo called after them to enjoy their evening. They walked silently for a few minutes, the redhead leading them to her room.

Nearing the door, Tara got a smirk on her face. “You remember last night when you asked me if I had plans?”

Willow giggled and turned to press her body against the blonde’s, her arms going over Tara’s shoulders. “Sorry I’m such a brat.”

“That’s ok,” Tara said, her smirk growing larger. “I didn’t have any last night but tonight I happen to have some already.” She stepped back and winked before turning and walking down the corridor.

Willow’s mouth hung open as she watched Tara go. Then she kicked the wall by her room and let herself in, still cursing.

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Dawn hadn’t been sure that she was going to get in to the show. She’d spent most of the day sightseeing with a group of teens at the port and returned to the ship too late to eat in the dining salon. Instead she had gotten a salad and fries at one of the on board cafes. The trip had been relatively lucrative so far; she had three new blouses and had picked up some items while in port today.

She approached the Tango lounge looking forward to the show--not to seeing Charo. Honestly, she didn’t have a clue who Charo was. Some has been no doubt to be performing on a cruise ship lounge but there was likely to be a crowd of drunks and audience members involved in the show. Surprisingly there was no one checking IDs at the door and she guessed that as long as she didn’t attempt to order anything alcoholic, she’d be fine.

Sure enough, the bartender handed her a Coke with no questions and she settled onto a bar stool to check out the situation. Charo didn’t seem to be anything special. She spoke with a strange exaggerated accent, swiveled her hips, and wandered around in the crowd asking people about their vacations. As she’d expected, the crowd was enthralled with the performer, their chances of getting lucky on vacation, their drinks, or some combination of the three. Dawn took her drink with her as she got up from the barstool. None seemed to think it was strange when she bumped into a few chairs and even one audience member returning from the bathroom.

She was leaving the lounge and turning right when she felt a hand wrap around her upper arm. “Why don’t we go this way, sweetheart?”

Many rapid heartbeats but only a few steps and seconds later, she stood in what appeared to be an exercise room, looking at her apprehender. “What?”

Faith smiled at the teen. “Were you expecting Kojak? Maybe I should have a sucker or something.”

“Kojak who?”

“I gotta get some updated jokes,” Faith said. “Why don’t you take a seat and hand me your bag, kid.” Her tone of voice made it clear that she wasn’t so much asking as telling Dawn. She shook out a cigarette and then offered one to the teenager.

Dawn handed over her bag but refused the cigarette, crossing her arms over her chest. “Did I mention I’m 17?”

Faith opened the handbag and pulled three wallets and a watch from it. “Relax, kid. Do I look like a narc?” She thumbed through the wallets and took some money from each before tossing them back in the bag and handing them back to the shaking teenager. She quickly folded the bills and put them in her bra.

“This is my ship. Do you know what that means?” Dawn shook her head at Faith’s question. “You want to work on this ship, you go through me.” She took a quick puff on her smoke. “That penny ante crap with the blouses I don’t care about. But the wallets, you’ve got to work with me.”

When Dawn didn’t respond Faith explained, “Now if you want to work on this tugboat, standard is six trips per year. I can get you set up on three other ships for a total of 24 trips per year.” Dawn sat down on a weight bench as she listened to Faith talk. “You came on this trip with your sister right?”

“Buffy.”

“Right, so she’s not going to let you work that much.”

“She doesn’t care,” Dawn said, looking like she was about to cry.

Faith sat down next to the brunette on the weight bench. “She’s an idiot. You’re obviously a good kid and smart too.”

“I know,” Dawn agreed tearily, “but no one pays any attention to me.”

Faith put an arm lightly across Dawn’s shoulders. “Where’s your mom?” Dawn began pouring out her story, feeling like someone was listening to her for the first time in years.

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Tara finished checking in with her employer as she was changing clothes. Mr. Rosenberg required two check-ins a day and preferred three. For the amount of money he was paying her, not to mention the cruise, she would call him as often as he wanted. He was pleased with her report on Willow’s activities and that there had been no threats in the first two days on board.

And now…

She’d been a smart-ass to the redheaded girl. Not that it was any worse than Willow’s behavior the day before, but she was kicking herself somewhat. Sure she needed a way to get away to call Ira but now she wondered if Willow would even want to be friendly with her. She absolutely had to admit that the girl was trying. She’d been nothing but pleasant at dinner and after dinner and had asked about Tara.

She checked out her appearance in the mirror and then headed for Willow’s cabin. When she knocked on the door, she heard rustling inside the cabin and then Willow’s irritated voice. “What?” The redhead pulled open the door and Tara leaned on the doorframe, giving her most sexy, sultry look. Uh oh. She doesn’t look friendly at all.

Tara smiled and held up the stack of games in her hand. “I know that you didn’t get to play games today. I thought maybe you’d like a chance to get back some of the $39,000 you owe me from yesterday.”

Willow folded her arms over her chest. “It’s $33,000.”

Tara moved closer and extended the game boxes so that they were out of her way. Her lips almost brushed against Willow’s ear. “I wasn’t going to hold you to it. I just thought you might want to play.”

“Are we still talking about Scrabble?” Willow took a step to the side and was glad that Tara immediately stepped into the room and set down the assortment of games.

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Tara woke slowly, shaking her head as she started to be aware of her surroundings. Her first thought was that this was definitely not the hard bed in her cabin. Her next brought a smile to her face and she raised her hand to her nose without even thinking about it. She rolled over and patted the space next to her. Quickly she opened her eyes and looked around the room. The door to the bathroom was closed and she assumed that Willow had awakened before her and was either using the toilet or taking a shower although she couldn’t hear the shower running.

After a few minutes, Tara got up and knocked on the door. “Willow? Are you in there? Willow?” She opened the door. Willow was not inside the bathroom although a few towels lay crumpled on the floor.

“Crap!” She ran the four steps to the door and grabbed her jacket from the back door as she pulled on her jeans and sneakers. Thankfully, her .25 was still in the pocket of her jacket. She also found a small note, written on the cruise ship’s stationary:

[blockquote]Tara,
You were fantastic. Really! Stellar! Whatever my father is paying you, he should double it. Have a great day.

Willow
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Next to Willow’s name was a smiley face and a drawing of a hand waving. “Double crap!” Tara pulled on her bra and shirt and pulled open the door to the room. She checked her phone; it showed a missed call which was, of course, the alarm telling her that Willow had left.

“If you are departing the ship today, please remember that you must be on board by 6:00. Please remember that you must be on board by 6:00.” She briefly wondered if she should check the ship’s bars but decided that hearing the announcement about visiting port over the loudspeaker just as she was panicking about losing Willow was a sign. Also, she figured the girl would be in more danger in port than on the ship. She ran down the gang plank, not even listening to the repeated admonitions to be back on time.

Most of the tourists were moving in a similar direction and Tara blended in with them as she kept her eyes open for Willow. If Willow was here, it shouldn’t be too hard to find her. It was close to noon and the port’s bars had already opened. Luckily they seemed to be located in one part of the port and Tara could cover a block of bars in no more than 10 minutes. She hoped against hope that Willow was in no danger since she had fallen asleep at the switch, almost literally.

After about 30 minutes, the blonde turned down one particularly seedy looking street and practically walked right into Willow who was browsing at a fruit stand in front of a bar advertising “Live Sex on Stage.” She couldn’t tell if the girl had already been inside. In one hand she held a plastic shopping bag with a garish design of maracas and flowers, in the other, a mango which she held up to the shopkeeper and paid for before walking down the street.

Tara followed from a closer distance than the day before. With Willow having played her so harshly, she didn’t want the redhead to lose her again. She wondered how long Willow had known that Tara was hired to protect her. Willow turned right at the next corner and Tara followed closely.

Willow didn’t appear to be aware that Tara was following her. She swung the bag as she walked and certainly wasn’t paying any attention to the deserted sidewalks nor the stalled van with two men bent over its opened hood. One was wearing a tight white t-shirt with cigarettes rolled in the sleeve while the other was bare-chested and bald. Tara did pay attention. She speeded up her pursuit of Willow and was nearly caught up to her when the two men stood up from their work and stepped behind the redhead. Tara broke into a run as the bald man tapped Willow on the shoulder and the other reached into his jeans pocket.

Willow got a look of terror in her eyes and looked around wildly, spotting Tara running toward her. The redhead ducked under the grasp of the first attacker but the one wearing the t-shirt grabbed her from behind, wrapping his arms around her waist and lifting her from the ground.

Tara went directly for the man who had a grip on the redhead. She didn’t reach him, however, as the bare-chested man stepped into her path. As she ran, Tara reached into her pocket for her pistol but she knew that she didn’t want to use it. Using a firearm in Mexico wasn’t the wisest idea, no matter how justified it might be. The sight of the gun did seem to cause the erstwhile kidnappers to reconsider their actions and the pause in their motions gave her enough time to launch a powerful kick at the her target. He went down heavily and she turned toward the man who held a struggling Willow. As she took her first step, she felt the first attacker’s hand wrap around her ankle. She fell and rolled in an attempt to get up quickly.

Before she could complete the move, she saw Willow thrust her elbow back into her attacker’s midsection. He dropped her, stepped forward and kicked. Tara continued rolling but still took his kick to her cheek. She didn’t allow the painful shot to stop her as she rose to her knees and then feet and pointed the gun directly at his face. She grasped Willow’s hand and pulled the redhead behind her while taking two steps to the side to get both men and the van in front of her.

Tara didn’t flinch as the hood slammed shut. She tugged on Willow’s hand to ensure that the redhead was completely behind her. A third accomplice, the one who had had slammed shut the hood, shouted to the other two and both kept their eyes on Tara, but pulled open the van door and jumped inside. The van sped away before they’d even closed it.

Wordlessly, the blonde tugged on Willow’s hand and the two women began running to get off the still deserted street. They took a quick right and then left and merged into a crowd of tourists. Tara quickly tucked the gun into her pocket but didn’t release Willow’s hand. Within a few minutes they’d reached and boarded the ship. Willow started toward her cabin but Tara ordered her, “No. This way.”

Tara keyed into her cabin and pushed Willow ahead of her. She grabbed a towel and held it to her face, attempting to staunch the flow of blood coming from the 3-inch gash on her cheek bone. Running through the streets of the port had done nothing to slow the flow of blood and she wouldn’t be wearing this shirt again. As soon as she’d closed and bolted the door, she turned toward Willow. “Are you hurt?”

“N-no.” Willow was visibly shaken by the attack or perhaps by Tara’s no-nonsense attitude. The blonde was running her hands over Willow’s body--stomach, neck, face and scalp, legs, hips—checking for injuries in a way that was nothing like the way she’d touched the girl not 12 hours ago. ”I’m fine. I’m not hurt, Tara.”

Tara removed her hands from Willow and looked her in the eye. “Are you sure? Nothing hurts?”

“Tara! I’m fine but you’re not.” Willow reached up and grabbed the towel, pulling it away and holding a shirt she picked up from the chair onto the blonde’s face.

“I need to call in and report.” Tara pushed Willow’s hand away and held the shirt to her face herself. With her other hand, she extracted her cell phone from her pocket and hit a speed dial button.

Seeing that the blonde was not going to listen to her and get her face taken care of, Willow went into the small bathroom and came back with a wet towel. She could hear the blonde giving a rapid report of the events of the morning. She didn’t say how she’d lost Willow’s trail and by the time that Willow had returned with the wet towel, Tara was holding the phone out to her. “Your father needs to speak with you, Willow.”

Willow took the phone from the blonde and watched as she went into the bathroom to wash her face. Her father went from concerned to relieved as she assured him that she was fine and then to angry when she said that she’d intentionally slipped Tara that morning to explore the port unaccompanied. She didn’t tell him that she had left the officer in her bed, just that she’d managed to slip her and that it really wasn’t Tara’s fault. Regardless of his anger at her antics, he assured her that his main concern was her safety. “I want Tara to stay in your cabin for the remainder of the cruise. For what I’m paying her, she can damn well sleep in a chair. And I don’t want you to be out of her sight unless you’re going to the bathroom. Do you understand me?” His final words were shouted and Willow felt like a little kid again. She was shaking hard enough that Tara left where she had been washing her face and then holding the towel on it to come over and pat her on the shoulder. Finally the redhead muttered a “yes, sir” and hung up the phone before holding it out to Tara.

Tara reached out for the phone, exposing the cut on her face. The bleeding was slowing but it still looked quite ugly and now the cheekbone was bruising. Willow surprised the blonde as she gently touched her face on the un-injured side. “We need to take you to see the ship’s doctor and get stitches, sweetie.” She took the latest towel from the blonde’s hand, pressed it to the cut, and guided her onto her bunk.

Tara pursed her lips and looked at her temporary nurse, her eyes flashing. “Did I dream the part where you left me in bed and naked this morning to go play the spoiled brat and get yourself kidnapped?” She pulled the, now blood stained, note from her pocket and held it up.

Willow looked at the floor and then dabbed at Tara’s cut with the towel before reaching for the first aid kit which the blonde had carried with her when she returned from the bathroom. “I know. I mean I’m an idiot. A jerk. I moron. A brat?” She shrugged and raised both hands, not knowing what to say. “I mean last night was fantastic. Amazing. Really. But I woke up just feeling, I don’t know, like resentful that you were hired to protect me and that you hadn’t told me. I mean I just felt like, what is this? A job?” The redhead wiped angrily at her tears.

Tara still felt angry at Willow for intentionally putting herself into danger this morning but she also could understand the redhead’s feelings. She reached out and took the girl’s hand. “I can understand that. I mean I should have been more h-honest with you before… you know?” She blushed as she spoke.

“You think?” Willow’s tone was brutal and Tara almost visibly recoiled. The redhead continued, “I mean at first I thought, ‘Hey. Here’s this really hot woman and she’s flirting with me’ but then I realized that you were working for dad. I mean why does he always find the really great women?”

“You think I’m ‘really great’?”

Willow smiled slightly at how adorable the blonde was being. “Maybe we should stay on topic? I mean I’m resentful of you and you’re downright pissed at me for ditching you this morning.”

Tara laughed and then flinched as the movement pulled at the cut in her cheek and opened it slightly, causing an increase in bleeding. She gasped and then teasingly admonished Willow. “Hey, that hurt so no more being so cute.”

Willow reached over and opened up the first aid box sitting on the bunk. She pulled out a few butterfly bandages and held them up. “I still think you need to see the ship’s doctor.” She peeled the wrapping off the first one and then pulled away the towel on Tara’s face and carefully pinched together the edges, applying the bandage. “You think I’m cute?”

Tara blushed. “Cute, smart, sexy, infuriating … should I go on?”

“I get the idea.” Willow smiled as she finished applying the bandages. She leaned forward and gently kissed Tara. “Feel better?”

Tara returned the kiss, this time opening her mouth and darting her tongue out to taste Willow’s. The redhead pulled back only when Tara winced. “Maybe we should take it easy for a little while?”

Tara smiled at the redhead. “That’s probably a good idea.” Her stomach grumbled and both women giggled. “I think you owe me lunch, Ms. Rosenberg.”

Willow extended her hand. “Deal.”

Tara looked around and pulled a second jacket from her bag, transferring her phone and gun to the pockets and pulling it on. She smiled slyly at the redhead and leaned close to whisper in her ear. “Maybe later you can help me delete a few hours of last night’s surveillance tapes.”

Willow smiled sexily. “We could watch them first?”

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Dawn recounted her cash and stuffed it in the side pocket of her bag. She looked around the cabin, noting that Buffy hadn’t arrived to pack. Since she had finished packing, she picked up her bag and left the room. She smiled as she saw Faith leaning against the wall by the elevator and ran up to the brunette.

“Hey, Faith.”

“Hey, Dawnster.” Faith greeted her with a light hug and then stepped onto the elevator with her. “Is your sister coming?”

“She’ll find her way home,” Dawn said with a grin. The elevator doors opened and they exited.

“You’ve got my numbers?” Faith held up her cell phone.

Dawn held up her own. “Right here. I’ll see you in a few months?”

Faith gave her another hug. “Be careful, Dawn.”

“I will.” Dawn waved and bid her goodbyes to Captain Stubing, Vicki, and Julie.

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Doc opened the door to his office and snapped on the light. He was surprised as two heads popped up from behind his examining table. He quickly turned his back and waited. The two heads were soon joined by two bodies pulling on clothes and picking up their bags.

“Sorry,” Xander mumbled as he and Anya made their way past the ship’s doctor.

“Well, it was the only place we could think of that we hadn’t…,” Xander slapped his hand over his wife’s mouth and apologized again.

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Tara followed Willow down the gangplank. “There he is.” She motioned toward Mr. Rosenberg standing by the back door of his limousine.

Willow waved at her father—not too enthusiastically; after all, she was still Willow Rosenberg.

The two women reached the limousine and Mr. Rosenberg hugged his daughter. “Are you ok?” She assured him that she was and he turned his attention to Tara. “Well done, Officer Maclay. I think you’ll find a little bonus in here.” He shook her hand vigorously and handed her an envelope.

“Thank you, sir.” Tara tucked the envelope into her pocket. It was clear that she had been dismissed but she wasn’t sure how to leave Willow.

“I’ve made some calls,” Ira assured his daughter. “You should be safe.”

Willow reached over and took Tara’s hand in her own. “I’m sure I will be, Dad.”

Ira looked from Tara to Willow and back to Tara again. Finally he smiled and motioned toward the car. Detective Maclay, can we offer you a ride?”

Tara looked at Willow and noted the way both Rosenbergs were smiling at her. “Yes, I’d like that.” They all got into the limousine and it drove away.


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Title – Love Boat: The Director’s Cuts

Author – JustSkipIt

Pairing – T/W

Feedback – You think?

Spoilers – None

Rating – NC-17

Disclaimer – Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy own Willow and Tara and the Buffyverse.

Spoilers – None that I can think of.

Note – Thanks again to Chris for the graphics and to Sally for her comments on this “secret” draft.

Note: Recently, a freak-thunderstorm flooded part of the storage facility at ABC Studios. In the course of cleaning it out, three minimum-wage paid stagehands came across nine reels of film shot but never aired for The Love Boat. Realizing that they had a potential gold mine on their hands, they aired the footage on the Internet, charging viewers $4.95 for each show’s extras. Now available to virtually every person with Internet access or cable television, the lost footage or “Director’s Cuts” add depth to each episode. Both Love Boat scholars believe that these scenes were never intended to be used or seen.





Willow was surprised at the knock at the door. She was feeling moody and grumpy after Tara had blown her off so badly. She thought she was being nice tonight. Not the spoiled brat she usually was. And certainly not the spoiled brat she could be. She had genuinely opened up but Tara had just as genuinely shot her down. Ouch. Ego.

“What?” She said as she pulled open the door. Tara looked incredibly sexy leaning against the doorframe holding a pile of board games. Ok, she was holding a stack of board games which is never that sexy, but she still looked good. Willow raised an eyebrow and forced herself not to smile. The blonde needed to make some effort to make up for her parting words.

Tara smiled--a good start. “I know that you didn’t get to play games today.” She held up the boxes. “I thought maybe you’d like a chance to get back some of the $39,000 you owe me from yesterday.”

Willow folded her arms over her chest. “It’s $33,000.”

Tara moved closer and extended the game boxes so that they were out of her way. Her lips almost brushed against Willow’s ear. “I wasn’t going to hold you to it. I just thought you might want to play.”

“Are we still talking about Scrabble?” Willow took a step to the side and was glad that Tara immediately stepped into the room and set down the games. Apparently in the last 15 minutes, Tara had found the time to find the games as well as change clothes. She wore running shoes, jeans, and a tight black T-shirt with a lightweight jacket over it. As soon as she entered the room she took off the jacket and hung it on the back of the door, flinching slightly as it swung heavily against the door. “Rolls of quarters in case you meet up with dangerous characters?” Willow teased.

“Something like that,” Tara agreed as she kicked off her shoes and looked around the stateroom. “Nice to see how the other half lives.” She motioned toward Willow’s bed. “My cabin is about the size of your bed.”

Willow shrugged and crossed to the in-room bar. “Do you want a drink?” When Tara suggested a Scotch, the redhead made it two and handed one to Tara, clinking the glasses together. “L’chayim.”

“Bottom’s up.”

Willow dropped to sit cross-legged on the floor. “I’m pretty sure I can win back my money at Scrabble.”

Tara joined her on the floor and grabbed the scrabble game from the top of the stack. “Let’s see about that.” She set up the board and the racks while Willow scrambled tiles. Having drawn a C, Willow got to take the first turn. “Good word,” Tara said with a smirk as the redhead wrote down her score. “How about this one?”

Willow smiled back at Tara’s offering. The two alternated plays for the next thirty or so minutes, their scores remaining relatively even. They weren’t drinking quickly but both felt loose and friendly. After one word in particular, Tara found herself leaning across the board, running her fingertip along the side of Willow’s neck and up to trace her jaw line. “You’re quite good at this, Ms. Rosenberg.”

Willow closed her eyes and enjoyed the feeling of Tara’s fingertips exploring her face. She could feel her own pulse pounding and Tara’s matching hers as it thudded against the skin of her thumb. She gulped and returned her attention to the game. “I’m ahead 247 to 122.”

Tara leaned back on her heels and took another drink before playing a series of tiles. “How does that sound to you?” She indicated her newest word and Willow felt clear that the question was an offer rather than a reference to the game itself.

Willow didn’t answer Tara’s implication. Instead she played her final tiles with a flourish. “Do you want to add up your tiles and find out the final score?” She smiled a teasing and victorious smile.

Tara stretched and set her glass to the side. “No. You won fair and square.” She looked the redhead full in the eye. “But we didn’t agree to what we were betting on the game. What do you want?”

Willow mirrored Tara’s action, setting her glass to the side. “For winning the game?”

Tara leaned forward again. “No,” she whispered. “What do you want?”

Willow slowly moved her hand, starting at the tips of Tara’s fingers. She gently moved her hand higher, noting the shudder that passed through the blonde’s body as she encountered the inside of her elbow. By the time her hand ran over Tara’s shoulder and behind her neck, she was sitting up on her knees. “You,” she whispered before brushing her lips against Tara’s.

If the first kiss was gentle like a breeze, the next was a strong gust. With the next kiss a hurricane, she launched herself forward as Tara fell backwards and came to rest on top of the blonde. Their bodies melded together instantly, Willow’s leg falling between Tara’s, Tara’s leg doing the same as the redhead kneeled above her.

No pretext here. No subtlety. This was want and hot and sex and wet and breath and her arms were shaking with the intensity of it all.

Willow’s hands shook as she found the bottom of Tara’s T-shirt and pulled it up, encountering resistance as the shirt was trapped against the floor and finally tugging it up as the blonde lifted her torso slightly. She growled her frustration when she had to pull her lips away from Tara’s for long enough to pull the shirt over her head and throw it into the corner.

By that time, Tara’s fingers had found the buttons on Willow’s pajama top and were easing them apart. When she got frustrated at the third button, the blonde just ripped and the buttons went flying about the room. “Sorry,” she mumbled as she pushed the arms of the garment past Willow’s hands and let it fall.

Willow allowed her lips to leave Tara’s only long enough to trail kisses over her jaw line and neck. She traced the edge of Tara’s lacy bra with her palms, passing them over her quickly hardening nipples. Tara’s hands grasped the redhead’s back as if she wanted to crush their bodies together. “Tara,” Willow breathed as the blonde lowered her hands to cup Willow’s small ass through her pajama bottoms.

Willow simultaneously engulfed a nipple in her mouth and struggled to release the button on the blonde’s jeans. “Your ass looks, ohhh, terrific in these jeans but they’re very, ahhh, hard to get off,” she mumbled against the lace of Tara’s bra as she slipped her hand against the girl’s panties.

Tara moved her hands from Willow’s delicious bottom and grasped the waistband of her jeans. Arching her back, she quickly pushed them down over her hips and to her calves. The redhead pulled them off entirely and tossed them aside. As she did, Tara pushed her panties down and they joined the growing pile of clothes.

“Must go,” Willow mumbled as she removed Tara’s bra and tossed it to the side.

Tara gently circled one small nipple with her tongue as she moved her hands to the girl’s pajama bottoms. “I couldn’t agree more,” she whispered around the hard nub. Her hands removed Willow’s pants and immediately reclaimed their prior position on the redhead’s ass, pulling her against her own leg. She moaned as she felt Willow’s wetness rubbing against her skin. Before switching to the other nipple, she told the redhead, “I’ve wanted this since I first saw you.”

“Yes,” the redhead hissed as she pressed herself down on Tara’s tense leg. Her hands caressed the blonde’s breasts as Tara feasted on hers.

Lost in the sensation of Willow everywhere. Skin. Lips. Tongue. Teeth. Flesh. Softness, Tara was almost shocked by Willow’s tentative touch between her legs. She bucked up as a feather-light fingertip passed over her clit and sounded a long hiss. Not one to be denied the same treat, she found Willow’s center absolutely dripping onto her hand. She stroked along each lip, gathering the redhead’s juices and then teasingly lifted her fingers to her mouth, quite lewdly licking and sucking them. Willow’s only and very appropriate response was to slide one and then two fingers inside the blonde’s wetness.

“Oh, … so good…,” Tara moaned as her hand returned to Willow’s center, sliding into the redhead’s center. Her other hand grasped the girl’s hip and pulled her closer.

Willow leaned over so that her weight rested on her free hand and captured Tara’s lips as she began matching Tara’s thrusting motion. As the blonde bent her index finger, Willow hissed, “Do … that… ag…” It was as far as she got before Tara bent both fingers, simultaneously caressing Willow’s clit with the fingers that had been gripping her hip. Somehow throughout her overpowering orgasm, the redhead managed to maintain her focus on Tara’s pleasure. As her climax subsided, Willow collapsed on top of the blonde, her mouth conveniently close to the girl’s center. Quite literally seeing the opportunity, she sucked Tara’s clit into her mouth.

Tara felt like she was about to lose control completely before Willow’s orgasm. She had forced herself to wait so that the redhead would have a good climax and she knew that she did but now she didn’t think she could wait any longer. When Willow had taken her in her mouth...

Tara’s fingernails dug into Willow’s back as she orgasmed powerfully, screaming the girl’s name.

As she felt Tara’s channel clenching on her fingers, Willow slowed her movements but intensified her attention to Tara’s hard clit. She sucked it before adding a finger to the prior two and thrusting them deep into her lover. Tara let out a strangled cry, inarticulate words and sounds, as her orgasm reached an even higher peak. Somewhere in the back of her mind, she hoped Willow wouldn’t have a bruise where Tara was gripping her hip but she couldn’t loosen her hold. It seemed that every bit of her concentration was focused on the overwhelming contractions radiating from her center.

Willow slowed the motion of her fingers as she crawled up to take Tara’s lips in her own once again. Her heart was pounding and she could feel Tara’s matching her rhythm. Their bodies glowed in the dim light with a sheen of sweat and she licked a salty path on the blonde’s neck and chest. The smell of their lovemaking surrounded them and when Willow gently removed her fingers, she couldn’t resist sampling Tara’s sweetness once again.

“Guh.”

Willow giggled. “Did you just say ‘guh?’” She nuzzled her nose into Tara’s neck and began gently rubbing the blonde’s stomach.

Tara searched for the correct words. Any words. English words. “Yes.”

The redhead smiled. “I totally agree.” After a few more minutes she lifted up on one elbow and looked down at her new lover. She bent over and kissed Tara’s mouth gently and stroked her face with her hand. “Please excuse me,” she said as she extricated her limbs and walked somewhat shakily toward the restroom.

Tara rolled onto one elbow and watched Willow. She looked at the floor letting her hair fall in front of one eye. “Do, um, you.” Willow stopped and looked at the blonde. “Do you want me to …?” She couldn’t finish the question but motioned toward the door to Willow’s cabin.

Willow quickly crossed the room to kneel in front of the obviously embarrassed blonde. “There’s more than enough room in my bed for two and it’s probably more comfortable that yours.”

Tara looked up and smiled. It wasn’t the most romantic invitation to spend the night she’d ever had but it was something. She quickly reached behind Willow’s head and pulled her down for a quick kiss.

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When Willow came out of the bathroom, she was glad to see Tara lying on her side facing the bathroom door. Although she was only gone a minute or two, her insecurities surfaced and she had feared that she’d return to find an empty room and skid marks where the blonde had put on her sneakers and bolted rather than spend the night. Apparently her improved behavior and attitude (or perhaps the other skills she’d recently demonstrated) had impressed Tara enough that she hadn’t run for the hills as soon as Willow left the room. “What?” the redhead asked as she noted the smirk on Tara’s face.

“You are right. Your bed is more comfortable than mine.”

Willow smiled as she walked over to sit on the edge of the bed. As she did the sheet pulled down to expose one of Tara’s nipples.

Before she could touch the blonde, Tara continued: “Although as soon as I lay down, I swear.” She blew out a long whistle. “Maybe the housekeeping in these fancy rooms is not quite up to par.” She enjoyed the puzzled look on Willow’s face for a few seconds. “This was jabbing me in the back.” She held up a small, bright red tiger-striped vibrator. “How do you think this might have gotten in the bed.”

Willow colored redder than her hair as her eyes cut back and forth between the vibrator and Tara’s teasing grin. “It’s… um… “ She dove under the covers and pulled a pillow over the back of her head as Tara laughed good naturedly.

The blonde leaned over to stroke Willow’s back. She wasn’t trying to humiliate her lover, although the amount of time it had taken the girl to fall asleep last night even after she’d quit her video game made more sense now. She felt a little guilty for having watched the girl, even if she hadn’t realized what she was watching.

Tara felt Willow responding to her long strokes as she ran one hand from the girl’s neck, down her back, and over her small but perfect ass. The redhead’s breathing became more ragged and Tara pulled away the pillow “so that Willow could get her breath.” When her strokes extended along Willow’s bottom and over her thighs, she was pleased to see the redhead part her legs slightly so that she could stroke her everywhere. Willow was wet again and Tara wanted to be inside her but she had a better idea.

“I’ve never seen this one,” she whispered softly, her lips touching Willow’s ear on every syllable, “but I’m guessing turning this turns it on …” Willow moaned as a quiet hum emanated from Tara’s hand. “Sure enough,” Tara muttered while following the same stroking pattern from earlier, now aided by the vibrations coming from the small object in her palm.

She moved her hand incredibly close to Willow’s center, pleased at the sight as the redhead parted her legs even wider. Leaning over, she began lightly kissing Willow’s small back—kisses so light she almost teased the girl. “Tara,” Willow panted.

“Yes?” Tara eased her body on top of the other girl’s, her leg falling into the space between Willow’s. Her hand remained near Willow’s center, the vibrations throbbing through the redhead’s skin.

“Touch me.” Willow’s words were half-order, half-plea.

Tara smiled. Willow had seemed so fierce, so independent, so fiery; now she was a quivering mass of need, giving herself over to Tara completely. The blonde lightly touched Willow’s clit with her fingertips allowing the vibrations to work through her flesh.

Willow clenched her fists around the sheet as Tara brushed her fingertips against her clit. The vibration against her already oversensitive bundle of nerves made her tense for a moment and then she felt Tara’s mouth by her ear. “I’ve got you.” Willow relaxed to feel Tara’s hand cup her mound, two fingers working their way into her soaked channel and two surrounding her bundle of nerves. The way Tara was holding the small vibrator allowed Willow to feel the motion throughout her center.

“Feel this,” Tara whispered as she found her own wetness with her other hand. “I’m inside you, Willow. Doesn’t it make you feel good?”

Willow barely had the breath to speak. “Oh … God… Tara… yes. Don’t, don’t, don’t stop…”

“I’m just as wet as you are.” Tara quickened her pace. She continued moving against her own center and curled her fingers inside Willow. The redhead let out a groan and Tara repeated the motion. When she felt herself begin to climax she told Willow, “Come for me, baby. Come with me.”

Willow knew that she was close before she heard Tara’s words. With a final twist of Tara’s fingers, she felt her climax explode from her center and resonate throughout her entire body. She had no idea if Tara was still touching her, if she still held the vibrator, if she was inside her. All she knew was incredible overwhelming pleasure. She reached back and grasped Tara’s hip, holding the blonde as close as she could throughout her orgasm.

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Tara knew she was drifting into sleep. Her orgasm and Willow’s had both been overwhelming and wonderful. She dropped the vibrator to the floor. Briefly the thought crossed her mind to be grateful that she had checked in with Ira before coming over to Willow’s room. The redhead curled her body into Tara’s and Tara wrapped her arms around her. “You won’t leave me?” Willow muttered.

“Go to sleep, baby.” Tara kissed the back of Willow’s head. “I’ll be here when you wake.”

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Excellent! Hi Debra - I remember this one from when I was younger. Your version made me laugh out loud.

Anya and Xander - My God, don't they ever sleep!

Dawn - back to her thieving ways and finding a kindred spirit in Faith.

Where the bloody hell was Buffy?

And our girls together again (eventually). I like Willow as a spoilt brat, even if she couldn't keep the act up for long. It must be awful being the only child of an unscrupulous rich business man - no freedom to do anything.

I think that Tara makes a perfect detective and she's definitely the right person to guard Willow. I like Tara as 'action girl' and can just picture her kicking some villian's arse!

I'd like to thank those stagehands for finding those lost reels and thank WTTV for showing them. Willow and Tara showing us what they do best!

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Oh. My. God. I think I may spontaneously........combust.

This was grrrrrrreat! :bow I am currently lacking any other actual words, but just wanted say that I loved the scrabble board. Such a clever idea, but perhaps I won't play those words with my auntie next time I visit!

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That was great! I'm almost afraid to admit that I used to watch the Loveboat every Saturday night, but I did. And when I really think about it, I was kinda young at the time. Ooooh oooh! Wasn't Fantasy Island on right after The Love Boat?? God, I used to be such a geek.

OMG! I love Charo! Coochie coochie!!!

It didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that Tara was a cop. Oh, wait...it actually did.

Nice observation about the unsavoriness of some ports of call, especially of the Mexican variety where there really are "Live sex on stage" places. When I first moved out to Southern Cali, people always told me about Tijuana and all of the live sex shows down there. And I, the sweet naive yankee that I was and still am, thought it was all poppycock. Then, to jack up the ick factor, they'd gone on to tell a story about a show than involved live sex and a donkey and I'm just gonna shut up now. :::shudder::: Now I have to wonder why I just mentioned all that... :hmm

Woohoo! Naughty Scrabble! Now I'm really pissed at the dog for eating a bunch of the letter tiles. Guess I'll have to buy a new one. :D

Thank goodness for minimum-wage paid stagehands for without them we would be without the Director's Cut version of this episode. I think a raise is now in order.

Thank you for sharing!!!!

ETA: I'm thinking that if you did a Fantasy Island story, it would really really be a good thing. Just think about it? :D


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WOW! Be still my beating heart.

Got to love that director's cut.

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You know, if the series had more scenes like those "lost reels," I'd've watched it a lot more...

Love what you did with the characters: Willow as a spoiled brat heiress, albeit brilliant rocket scientist, Tara as tough but still sensitive cop, who actually does know how hot she looks (Oh, for screen caps of her in the bikini top :drool). Xander and Anya are...Xander and Anya. Buffy, the absentee sister, and Dawn, little klepto...yeah, that's new, too. Faith, a bit on the dark side but rather sympathetic.

Something tells me Ira is going to get along a lot better with WIllow's new girlfriend...

Of course, you should do a Fantasy Island followup, just to make Saturday night complete (mind you, that double-act is why I stopped watching TV on Saturday night...)

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Nicely done!! :pinky :applause :pinky :bounce :pinky :applause :pinky :bounce :pinky
I watched a lot of the Love Boat in syndication and you captured the show perfectly down from Isaac and his small talk to Captain Stubbing and his ass kissing. HaHaHa!! The story line was great...from horndogs Anya & Xander to klepto Dawn...Where was Buffy?...to our wonderful Willow & Tara (I always love the Hot Cop persona :luv ). I have to admit at first I was a little disappointed when I saw the PG-13 rating on the first post... but was I all smiles :-D with glee when I saw cont'd & NC17. WooHoo!!! Wow, It got a little hot in here during that second post *wiping sweat from brow*
Nice Smut. :blush
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Okay, so I'm really very late and should be spanked. :D Yes, yes...I should definitely be spanked. :smash

Sally,

What a funny story. I have never seen an episode of Dukes of Hazzard because I can't ever get past the beginning part where there is the song and then with the car flyin' through the air...well, let's just say that's not my kind of show...

But you have caused me to seriously rethink my stance on cowboy hats and flannel shirts. Yes sir-ee...but then I would probably be disappointed afterward when there was no "finger play" on the hood of a car between sexy lesbian cousins (by marriage of course. hehe)

I also loved all the little details you added . The one below in particular.

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...a bumper sticker on its rear end reading "My Other Car Is A Broom."


And this just sounds funny…made me think of Donald Duck.

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And heehee :lol

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"What on earth?" Giles said, noticing for the first time the number '69' painted in bold black letters on the side of the car


just another one of those little details that make this fic so hilarious.

I also loved the whole ballcock banter between Tara, faith and Willow. :lol

And of course any feedback wouldn’t be complete without the mention of Anya and her “unhand those documents, lesbians!” (I hope I quoted that correctly) comment. Too funny!

I loved the whole story, sally. It was so interesting and funny.

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Man, that was hot! If they'd showed those "director's cuts" I might have watched the show more! Oh...and thank you so much for the description of Tara's boarding outfit...a very nice mental picture...oh yeah...also, is it sick that I find the idea of Tara packing a gun in her boot kinda sexy? And Tara kicking ass...there is something about women who kick ass that just gets me...
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...think someone might work up a graphic of Tara in THAT outfit? :pray


Also the line about "you don't want me to just stare at your tits" ROFLMAO vixeny flirty W&T...always the best


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Tara winced. "I think that one too many double negatives. Around here, you just need one."

Hee! I love Stanford!Buffy, just trying to fit in.
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Willow frowned as she tried to work that one out.

Poor, sometime slow on the up-take Willow. Heh.

And I loved all BtVS related road names.

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First, I think people need to comment on the new Ashvatar. Have I told you how I love the hat? I have, but I need to tell you in public. :lol

Hee hee, Love Boat. I was giggling at the concept when I first heard about it. Can you imagine if they made a reality show out of this? Combining Temptation Island with Survivor, but on a boat. Snerk.

This one had a great episodic feel to it, I felt like I was watching scene to scene on my virtual TV. It's great how the characters had their own story, yet they interact with the others in some way shape or form. I chuckled at Xander & Anya's honeymoon antics; shook my head Dawn's kleptoness and wondered where Buffy was. Also a little worried that Faith is leading Dawn down an unsavory path. But these side characters are just visible enough to tickle my interest, not enough to take me away from the main focus of my attention ie PI Tara and Target Willow

Tara's cynicism (not to mention hotness) was well described.
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This was going be such a fun job. And she would earn more than enough on this cruise to pay for an entire semester of law school.

I think that it definitely started as "just a job" for her.
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1. You look damn hot. 2. You look damn hot. 3. Boots have many advantages.

Oh, I like confidence in a woman.

Willow is such a typical brat, I just want to whack her one! Bonding over a video game :lol but nothing new in this day and age. Both are seriously good at flirting, btw.
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“Just try not to just stare at my tits while I’m playing.”

Willow took the fresh drink from the waitress and tipped her generously. “You don’t want me to just stare?”

Did I say I like confident women (sometimes :blush)?

Nice scrabble game, btw. Boy I would have wanted to be a fly on the wall to watch that game. Probably could touch the UST with my fingers. I'm glad the director's cut got rescued. Somewhere in the night it went fro,
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No pretext here. No subtlety. This was want and hot and sex and wet and breath and her arms were shaking with the intensity of it all.

to more much more, didn't it. Wonderfully written smut, btw. Right balance of action, emotions and dialogue. People who submit to UberSmut should take copious notes. Laughed at Willow's good morning note. I can't help the feeling that she made Tara the minute she stepped on the boat. I'm glad Tara was there to look out for her in the Mexican port.

They are from different worlds, but somehow they complement each other and their interaction and connection is so natural. I think it's the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
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Thank you for the extras, JustSkipIt....oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

Hot police officer Tara....yum!

Sadly, all other thoughts about the Brilliance of the Love Boat parody were shaken away once I saw the Giles' Angels snippet. *sigh*

Thanks for bringing up Julie and Stubing...brings back old memories...


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first, this:

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I really like your hair; it makes you look thin. Oh for me? Well of course I want feedback.


was just too, funny. i almost fell from the chair!

second:

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“I mean don’t get me wrong. He’s a capitalist and one of my heroes. Way to step on the backs of the little man, using them to amass his huge fortune.”


absolutely tactless and so anya! just like this:

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Or maybe you’re not really valuable enough. You know there’s an entire study regarding the worth of relatives versus trade or technical secrets. Maybe your father’s rivals have assessed your value and determined that they have more lucrative targets.” She smiled as if pleased with her reasoning and reached over to pat Willow on the arm. “I’m sure that’s it. Now you can enjoy your cruise.”


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“Do you have plans tonight?”
“No.”
“Man, that sucks.” The redhead laughed and walked the other direction


she's such a bitch! i mean, really! i knew a stupid boy who did the same thing to my best friend, once, she was crushed!

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“Were you expecting Kojak? Maybe I should have a sucker or something.”

“Kojak who?”


i'm right there with down, can i say: "huh....?" didn't understand that one...am i too young or too italian? :)

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Tara,
You were fantastic. Really! Stellar! Whatever my father is paying you, he should double it. Have a great day.

Willow


BRAT!!!!!

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“We need to take you to see the ship’s doctor and get stitches, sweetie.” She took the latest towel from the blonde’s hand, pressed it to the cut, and guided her onto her bunk.

Tara pursed her lips and looked at her temporary nurse, her eyes flashing. “Did I dream the part where you left me in bed and naked this morning to go play the spoiled brat and get yourself kidnapped?” She pulled the, now blood stained, note from her pocket and held it up.


don't know why, but it's great! wonderful, even. fantastic! i can say it in italian, too! era meraviglioso, fantastico, bellissimo.....should i continue?

Seventh:

ok, so i couldn't quote the whole sexy post (the last one), but i loved it.

and just out of curiosity, did you change your avatar? who's the cutie?
it was a wonderful, story, like always (i'm starting to think that i have a limited vocabulary....).

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okay first of all that was a hilarious post.
I've heard amny references about Love Boat especially on the cruise episode of The L word
(alice and dana playing dress up)

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“Just try not to just stare at my tits while I’m playing.”

Willow took the fresh drink from the waitress and tipped her generously. “You don’t want me to just stare?”

this was just too funny! Confidant Willow...very big turn on

third....god Willow is such a brat!

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“Do you have plans tonight?”
“No.”
“Man, that sucks.” The redhead laughed and walked the other direction

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Tara,
You were fantastic. Really! Stellar! Whatever my father is paying you, he should double it. Have a great day.

Willow


But i can understand how she was hurt by Tara being payed by her father

And i definitely loved Take-Charge-Tara
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When she got frustrated at the third button, the blonde just ripped and the buttons went flying about the room. “Sorry,” she mumbled as she pushed the arms of the garment past Willow’s hands and let it fall.

can you say "sexy"?
well done Debra well done indeed
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I can't say that I'm really familiar with the Love Boat. Then again, I can pretty much say the same thing with most of the WTTV shows. (Survivors is the only other one I didn't know something about before this started). I guess that's why God created the Wikipedia.

Having said that, I have to say that I enjoyed the fic, and it was well worth the two week wait. (I hope you're feeling better, Debra.) There's something about bratty Willow that I think is kinda cute, even though it would work better if she was ten years younger.

And the Director's Cut... :drool. Ladies and gentlemen, that's why God made DVD's.

Can't wait for Charlie's...er...Giles' Angels next week. :)

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