Just diving under here to pick something. A fork? Yeah, a fork.
Do you think Belle gets annoyed with the amount of hair the Beast leaves in the shower? And what’s worse, the amount of hair or not knowing if its hair or pubes? Yeah they love each other but are they at that stage of the relationship yet?
How many other annoying traits must Disney characters have?
Spontaneously singing in song must be on there. Ask what they want for dinner and end up getting a big show number just to say ‘whatever you fancy but not that. Or that. Why are you even suggesting that?’
The likes of Simba and Bambi must be trauma dumpers. Failing at seemingly simple tasks to the typical person and then getting asked “Didn’t your parents teach you this?” Well they have a story for them.
What’s the laundry situation at the Seven Dwarfs? They must have been washing their under crackers before Snow White rocked up but yet she shows up, sings some songs and woodland critters create domestic bliss. Do the Dwarves leave it all for larynx laundry service now?
With the BuffyVerse now part of Disney does the likes of listening to Cher on repeat, cutting toenails daily and ironing jeans need to be added to the list of annoying co-inhabitant traits.
Which brings us to this week’s poll –
“Is Tara a nose picker?”
Yes – Fingering moist holes.
No – Tissues for issues and she sure does have issues.
No, I feel she's a tissue tucked into her sleeve type. All that sniffing with the watery eyes, she needs a tissue at hand.