Through blurry eyes, the lady moves to a mock kitchen where there is a Juicer but wait, it’s not just a juicer. It’s a blender. Not just a juicer blender though, it’s a soup maker. Not just a juicer, blender, soup maker, its base is also a slow cooker with the ability to air fry, pressure cook, steam and grill. It’s a magic all conveniently placed on the counter top. You watch an unknown chef talk about recipes with zero seasoning, while watching a cucumber turn from solid into a liquid, five times. The whole time the now not jiggling on a vibrating board lady and chef ignore the oven and hob right behind them that can do all this and is built into the kitchen with larger capacity than the crap they're peddling.
I say we’ve all been there but now the streaming generation wake up to a message asking if they are dead on the screen instead of late night shopping channels.
This brings us to this week’s poll:
Who would be more likely to buy stuff from late night shopping channels?
Willow – The best gift she has ever bought is a yo-yo, that still stands if buys stuff from late night shopping channels.
Tara – So much sparkly jewellery slowly rotating with different lighting shining through it, Mindless Tara would buy that stuff up, especially if green. I feel she’s the target market, mindless with access to a phone.
Willow, I will keep bringing it up, she bought a hat that gets weighed down for someone who has just had brain surgery! I don’t trust Willows purchases.