Snog, Marry, Avoid
(Is that inappropriate for the workplace?
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I mean there’s a definite distinction between actor and character
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That’s subjective
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I don’t feel it skews 2 to 1.
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It is objectifying to an extent, sure.
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Can I use the format but change the question?
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Do any of them?
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WOO! Thanks poll control.)
Snuff, Blow, Extinguish!
We have three candles.
We have three options.
That brings us to this week’s poll –
Who would you Snuff, Blow, Extinguish, out of Alyson Candle, Extra Flamey Candle and Resurrection Candle?
Snuff – a dignified cover up.
Blow – A quick puff, may take a few attempts depending on the candle type.
Extinguish – Full fire extinguisher treatment, gets the job done but leaves a mess to clean up.
I have no idea if this is a double entendre but it will be interesting to see how people interpret it because I haven’t a clue.
It's just words at this point.
Snuff Alyson Candle – Be our guest pretends to be an invite while being kidnap/Stockholm syndrome adjacent. A coverup of flamboyancy.
Blow Resurrection Candle – The proximity of flame to hair causes a panic, no time to find objects to put It out.
Extinguish Extra Flamey - The cynic in me says that’s a fine metaphor for extra flamey.